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Early last week I reported on my dream stripper. Executive summary: she's an incredibly beautiful redhead with a perfect body including unbelievably huge natural breasts. A girl next door 10 who had only been stripping for a week…
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What strippers say and what they really mean. Please feel free to make your own additions. I'm in school ... means ... I took a class at a community college once I'm in a relationship... means ... I live…
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It’s rare these days that I go to a city where I don’t know something about the clubs, but I’m headed to SF and I’ve never been to a club there. I’ve read the reviews, and frankly I’m…
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What are the most iconic or infamous posts in tuscl history? I haven't been around long enough to know. I assume that The System goes on the list, simply because Dougster has mentioned it at least 50,000 times.…
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http://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/ncaaf/2014/10/25/report-west-point-recruited-football-players-with-booze-women/17910497/ Now a football team can’t arrange an outing for recruiting prospects that involves going to dinner with some cute cheerleaders. Where is the scandal here???? The cheerleaders weren’t giving them blowjobs (not that there would be anything…
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So I'm getting some dances at PP in Greenville the other day. I go back with this extremely hot blond. Skinny, beautiful face. Very tiny little tits but she's really hot. This girl gives a tremendous lap dance.…
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This morning I left the torn wrapper from last night's condom in the Gideon Bible in my hotel room. I thought the faithful might need a reminder of what they're missing.
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I've been texting with four different dancers this week, trying to set up some fun for my upcoming travel. I usually send them a message midmorning, and every single one of them doesn't respond until late afternoon. Earliest one…
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A PL and his ATF get married. On their 20th wedding anniversary, she's undressing for bed and says: "What did think when you saw me on stage nude for the first time?" He says: "I wanted to fuck your brains out…
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San Jose Guy, are you OK? We’re worried about you. Are you sick, were in an accident? First I post a description of my dream stripper that broke your record for posting length. Yet you did nothing…
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So last week I made a visit to follies for the first time in quite a while. For those who don't get to visit Atlanta, the following are some of the sights and sounds that you're missing The first woman…
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Mikey's post a few days ago on quality vs quantity motivated me to share this story. He asked if we would rather spend a large sum like $1-3K on your dream stripper, or use that money for a several…
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Q: What's the difference between a cocktail waitress and a stripper? A: About 1 week. Q: What's the difference between a stripper's boyfriend and aspirin? A: Aspirin works.
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I don't mean to sound preachy this morning, but I do think we could pick up the pace in terms of our perception of subtle humor. A case in point: last night I posted about my love of Mexican…
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I've developed an affinity for Mexican bar table dancing. It is really awesome. I truly love it. Is there anyone else here who shares my passion? If so, what can you tell me about it so…
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What's the perfect breakfast for a member of TUSCL?
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So I recently looked up an old girlfriend from high school. She holds a special place in my memory. We dated for about two years. She was the first woman I ever fucked, and she gave me my first…
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Q. Whats the difference between a stripper and a mosquito?
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A PL's wife was very suspicious when one day she found a small wooden box hidden in his sock drawer. It contained three golf balls and $2,000 in cash. She confronted him, and he was so unprepared for her discovery that…
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I know we are too emotionally fragile to seriously discuss the income that us PLs make. However, I thought we could handle a discussion of dancer annual income. I have some new insights into this issue based upon…
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In light of Shadowcat's posting of the details of what will surely be the end of the Pink Pony to idiotic bureaucrats, I thought it was time for an encouraging reminder that this sort of shit by city governments doesn't…
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A couple days ago I asked for input on the reason why my ATF refused oral sex this week, but was willing to engage in any and all other sexual activities. I offered some potential reasons, and some of…
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A couple days ago I asked for input on the reason why my ATF refused oral sex this week, but was willing to engage in any and all other sexual activities. I offered some potential reasons, and some of…
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The ATF who formerly had no SS now has a new form of shit. I'm setting up a date with her for this week, and she's good to go except she now says no oral sex. This is…
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I'm planning to do a lot of clubbing in the next few months in Santa Clara County cities like San Jose and Palo Alto. I know that San Francisco probably has better clubs, but I can't afford the…
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