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I eat dinner, eat a stripper, smoke some Mary Jane, text with MILFs and strippers, lust over pictures of the DS, and then I'm ready to post. But nooooo. Everybody has gone to bed.…

I've had sex with DS III a half dozen times now, and I've only gotten a blow job twice. Those are the only times I've asked for it. And I've never cum in…

Video girl is begging me for a couple of hundred dollars. Long sob story the details of which don't really matter. It sounds perfectly believable. But I know I'm dealing with a…

After you get to know her, send her a description of your perfect day. Make it incredibly romantic, and end it with making love to your soul mate, passionately and tenderly.

Don't say…

I'm shopping for MILFs and several that I've come across, who are more or less my age, look almost like blue haired old grandmas. Holy shit. I've got dates with a couple of…

The DS and I regularly talk about the MILFS that I'm dating. And she offers me relationship advice, helping me sort through the many different lonely women that I encounter. And she tells me…

And of course it involves a stripper.

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What's the biggest present you ever bought a stripper? Trips don't count. It must be a physical item.

I just bought the most expensive ever -- an iPad. But what I get in exchange…

Do you want to know what it's like to walk in a golf cart maze and survive? Do you want to be able to hit on cute blonds right in front of their boyfriends,…