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JohnSmith69

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1,186 posts by JohnSmith69

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Sugar Daddy vs OTC

What's the difference between a sugar daddy relationship and a regular OTC relationship? I ask because I'm trying to figure out what I have with my DS. We only rarely meet in the club. Instead, we usually meet…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer11 yrs ago 1 19

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The evolution of a strip club enthusiast

(Steve, apologies in advance for the length of this post. Just scroll down to the bottom to read your executive summary.) I find that my experience in strip clubbing has gone through certain well defined stages. As time has passed, I…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer11 yrs ago 1 31

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For those of you who are considering a sex doll dream stripper

Now might be the time to place your order. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2841273/The-hyper-real-robots-replace-receptionists-pop-stars-sex-dolls-Unnervingly-human-androids-coming-future-near-you.html?ITO=1490ns_mchannel=rssns_campaign=1490

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer11 yrs ago 2 7

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This girl's tits

Look just like the ones on my DS (and they're real). http://www.georgianewsday.com/news/regional/302947-florida-jaguars-quarterback-splits-from-gorgeous-high-school-girlfriend-who-was-more-popular-during-the-nfl-combine-than-he-was.html

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer11 yrs ago 1 19

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What would you do...

If you could hypnotize strippers during a lap dance? http://m.nydailynews.com/news/national/ohio-attorney-hypnotized-women-perform-sex-acts-client-article-1.2016955

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer11 yrs ago 1 13

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I bet this house fire smelled really tasty

http://www.sanluisobispo.com/2014/11/18/3356010/woman-accused-of-setting-bacon.html

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer11 yrs ago 1 3

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Anarchy

You think the upcoming Ferguson riots are scary? Here is the kind of anarchy we would face if all strip clubs were ever outlawed. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2839233/The-shocking-photographs-revealed-seals-having-sex-penguins-sparked-international-furore.html

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer11 yrs ago 3 17

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Why put off the inevitable?

Demand a divorce during the wedding ceremony. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2837721/Saudi-husband-tells-bride-wants-divorce-wedding-seeing-face-time-photographer-asked-pose-pictures.html

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer11 yrs ago 1 17

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I'm having a dream tonight

In the dream, I'm going back in time. I'm only 19. I'm 19 years young again. I've discovered the fountain of youth. I ascend to the tallest heights of the fountain, and I descend into her lowest depths. I…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer11 yrs ago 2

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Atlanta Clubs

I need some advice on Atlanta clubs please. I have a very important customer that I occasionally entertain at strip clubs. Shortly he wants me to take him clubbing in Atlanta. He, like me, is looking for…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer11 yrs ago 1 9

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Pictures of Dancers

How common is it that you take nude pictures of dancers with their consent? I took nude pics of my ATF, but agreed not to include her face. I want pics of my DS but don't want to…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer11 yrs ago 1 26

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What would happen if Shadow Cat were shown on TV in one of his tshirts?

http://www.usatoday.com/story/opinion/2014/11/15/shirt-comet-girls-feminism-column/19083607/

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer11 yrs ago 1 7

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Finally, some believable information ...

on when women reach their sexual peak. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2835218/Do-women-best-sex-lives-26-New-research-shatters-belief-female-sexual-peak-happens-35.html

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer11 yrs ago 1 5

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Would you notice

a woman walking on the sidewalk with no pants on? http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2834172/She-freezing-Model-parades-New-York-NAKED-painted-jeans-social-experiment-notices.html

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer11 yrs ago 1 8

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I'm kinda like this guy

Most days, I am a mild mannered businessman. But at night, when I'm in the strip club, I'm Superman. http://abcnews.go.com/Lifestyle/meet-men-sex-strangers-babies/story?id=26870643

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer11 yrs ago 1 11

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Consider these the next time you take a stripper on vacation

https://abcnews.go.com/Lifestyle/vacation-breasts-big-thing-plastic-surgery/story?id=26832018

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer11 yrs ago 2 5

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Strip Clubs are Illegal????

I was looking at strip clubs for a recent trip to San Franciscoly SF clubs suck ( horribly overpriced and mostly clothed lap dances) which may explain SJG's fascination with AMPs. So I started looking at clubs in nearby…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer11 yrs ago 3 16

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Taking a Dancer to a Club

I need some advice from those of you who have taken a stripper on a date to a club. For a change, this does not involve my DS. Yes, I have other strippers in my life. You…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer11 yrs ago 1 14

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Christmas Gift Ideas

http://m.thewirelesscatalog.com/catalog/qs/detail/VM9742 http://www.baconfreak.com/ http://m.thewirelesscatalog.com/catalog/qs/detail/VK4333

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer11 yrs ago 1 3

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Is there any chance that she's telling me the truth?

We are going to VIP, and I find out that she just got out of VIP with some loser. She realizes that I'm thinking, "I don't want sloppy seconds" so she volunteers that she doesn't have sex in the…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer11 yrs ago 1 35

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Super Discount Strip Clubs

Since our brother GAC is going broke paying for strippers, I thought it might be helpful to identify all super discount clubs in the US for him. I would define a super discount club as one that has full…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer11 yrs ago 1 28

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How do you get better than perfection?

This is the latest installment in my continuing saga of the most sexually satisfying woman I have ever encountered. Just when I thought things couldn't get any better, they got better. A lot better. So we…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer11 yrs ago 3 21

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Founder was right.....

when he said a few weeks ago "You're only as old as the women you fuck." Well, tonight I am 19 years old, and it is fucking awesome! Life is good my brothers and sisters. If I die tonight,…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer11 yrs ago 1 15

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Everything I need to know about strip clubs ...

Everything I need to know about strip clubs, I learned in kindergarten Ask before you touch If you play with something that is sticky or messy, wash your hands afterwards When you want something badly, always say please Be friendly If it…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer11 yrs ago 2 14

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A Modest Proposal

I realize that adding a term to the tuscl glossary is a Herculean task akin to amending the Constitution. Nevertheless, there are 27 amendments to the Constitution despite how difficult it is to change that sacred document. So, it's…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer11 yrs ago 1 15
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