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Since I (like most of you, except of course for jerikson40) am turned on by hot women having sex with one another, I've been curious about how many dancers are either lesbian or bisexual. I've been asking dancers…
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No, I have no reason to think that founder is selling. But, if the opportunity arose, I was wondering if any of our high earning members could or would buy it. I ran the domain name through a bunch of online…
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Last night I'm leaving the lap dance area with my ATF to be. A guy in front of me is paying for 4 dances ($80) with all $1 bills. It takes the bouncer a few minutes to count…
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So yesterday I'm texting with a dancer that I hope to see this week. She seems more sexy and flirty than usual, so I suggest 0TC instead of the club. We've been discussing OTC for a few…
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His writing is verbose and lengthy to say the least, But if you want the history of something in Santa Clara county, you're in for a feast. Has he ever been to a strip club or had sex with a woman?…
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The king says the dancer must be willing to give me an LDK. Well king, I've got to admit, that would certainly be ok. But, if I can get the girl to suck on my dick. That's something that really does the trick. And…
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Jerikson, can Valerie please come out and play? Looks like it's going to be a slow day and we need a ROB to stir things up.
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When a cute girl that I haven't seen on stage asks me if I want a dance, assuming that it's a full contact club, I usually have only one question besides possibly price negotiations. The one question is: are…
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Jerikson40’s post have irritated me for quite some time, but until now I’ve never quite been able to identify exactly why that was so. In several recent posts, I have suggested…
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I'm kind of tired of going to clubs alone all the time, so I thought it might be fun to meet up with some other TUSCL members on my travels. I know where some of you club, but…
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Signs that your wife is dead A: The quality of the sex stays the same but the dirty dishes pile up in the kitchen sink The nasty smell no longer comes from just between her legs She stops saying no every time you…
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The bacon shake. http://usat.ly/1tDf5o2
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Every few days we get a post from some guy who has either just signed up for the site, or posted 1-2 reviews in the past ten years, who asks some version of “what’s the best club in x city”…
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John works hard and spends most evenings bowling or playing basketball at the gym. His wife thinks he is pushing himself too hard, so for his birthday she surprises him with a trip for both of them to a local…
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I've been with the ATF for about 4 months now. I really thought that I had found a mythical creature in her -- a stripper with no stripper shit. She seemed to have it all together -- no…
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Talked to the ATF last night at the club about bringing one of her friends along for this weeks OTC date. I got dances from the friend last night and I liked her. Not sure if it'll work…
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Your camel has more teeth than your wives. Your wives would be in elementary school except that you kill women who learn to read. You recently had a crush on your neighbor's goat. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your…
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How many of you are active on strip club websites like tuscl that focus on a limited geographic area? Are they worthwhile? The only ones I'm familiar with are Z Bone and two sheds. Are there others?
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I just finished moving my kids to college. The following are my observations from the move that I thought others on this site might find interesting. 1. Damn, there is an incredibly hot group of new potential dancers…
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Obviously in most circumstances masturbation has no place in a strip club. Only once have I ever found an exception. I'm at a very high-end club. The only options are air dances at the table and half hour V I…
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does that count as an LDK?
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So I'm talking to my CF (who is quickly becoming my ATF) about maybe going on a business trip with me. Business is the excuse for me to get out of the house, but the trip would be mostly…
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The quality of strip clubs in any particular city is obviously a multi-faceted issue that has many causes. Nonetheless, the prevailing political climate of a city or state -- conservative or liberal -- is an obvious factor in most…
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I'm headed to the club to see my CF. A song comes on that immediately reminds me of her. It's like the song was written just for me, her, and this evening. I play the song over…
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I need ideas for what to do with a stripper on a date. Obviously we are going to have sex, but that comes at the end of the date. Usually I take her out for drinks and dinner…
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