Translating stripperspeak
Clackport
Washington
So I texted this stripper that I might come visit her at her club tonight. She responded, "what time were you thinking of stopping by? If you want we can grab a drink outside of work and a dance in my car lol for 200 :)"
Is she saying she wants to suck my dick in her car and have a drink OTC for 200 bucks? Lol
Thoughts?
Is she saying she wants to suck my dick in her car and have a drink OTC for 200 bucks? Lol
Thoughts?
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Tell her "I will pick you up at 7pm and we will go to Palace Inn for a session $200." Do not pay her upfront only for services rendered. Make her understand cell phone sb off. I like for them to lay down and let me feel them, no rush crap or that they can't do that - then I like to strip them . then I will tell her how I like it and how I want it. I might add extra for a photo session before if its one I have seen a lot. Some of them excited by this and fuking can be real intense....
"palace inn - xyz location 5:30 pm $150"
she says: "dances and pics of me in that monkini you bought me (before sex) $200"
I say: "ok sounds like winner"
Or she might say "whats your schedule this week?" I say any day she replies "dances and bik today $150 (then hj foreplay as she puts condom on , her on top).
thats the stripper talk I like, take her to mall for shopping no way
She just texted again asking about which bar we should go to. She makes a lot of money ITC, why is she so anxious to do this?(it's just 200 bucks). Is it rent time or something? Is there another hidden meaning?
Keep me in your prayers y'all lol.
Don't be a pussy – kick her pimp's ass
1) she's playing you and may think you being in “CF-lust” w/ her that she can manipulate $$$ out of you by just seeing you OTC for a drink and little more than just her time and the privilege of you being in her presence
2) she may not be comfortable just telling you she is going to fuck or suck you for $200 – after-all she's not a prostitute you know
But these are just possibilities.
here is how I handle it if $200 is what I want to pay her for session
I text her "meet me at Palace Inn 5:30 xyz location for session. $200. I like good GFE and girl on top." Don't get room until she shows. From this point on your putting $200 on table she may be good fuck or even deliver goods. She may want money up front. Show her money, lay on nightstand if this assures her. I have had them say "no pay no play" and gave them the money as confidence level was high she was legit and she was. Sure there is risk she could dash but she knows if she does that no more money from you ever again. Whatever you need to take control and tell her what she needs to do to get the $200. A ROB will try lead you around a mall or into a public place to meet. This is BS, you have already met at club, its time to go somewhere private to fuck otherwise she can piss off. I had one I picked up at club after shift - we were going to her place to fuk. On way she wanted to go shopping and I said no just want to go fuk. She got ballistic, told me off, that I view women as sex objects. With a cop car next to us, all I could do is just nod. I got her to her place we did not speak except she called the young stud that lived there she would be home soon so it was just scam. That was last time I saw her and months later she called me to "apologize" and come by club lol.
"i'm up for a drink and we can talk about the dance. "
Nobody knows for certain what she means so its up to you to get her to clarify.
I guess she blew me off. Oh well, that is what you get when you deal with strippers lol.
I had one awesome fave who worked at one of the few clubs here that allows the girls to take breaks. I'd park in a nearby parking garage, on the lowest floor, in a corner, and put up makeshift curtains along the two sides of the car that weren't covered by the garage wall. On her break, we'd to go my car, she'd rock my world, I'd give her -- ta da! -- $200. She was pretty hot, so I'm sure she went back to her (no-extras) club and made serious bank there.
The fact that you went to the club and she wasn't there, is business-as-usual also lol..
She is my CF, but should I get the details on what the "dance" will consist? I hate asking girls what I'm gonna get beforehand or negotiating what I'll get. I just like to be in the moment, and let the girl be in control. I do realize though that not getting the details beforehand will set you up to ROBed a lot of times. She is my CF though. Her just giving me dances would likely end her being my CF, especially with the money I'm putting up.
What do you think?
You can probably tell I don't do any OTC ever, lol. But that is how I would approach it. Good luck! Happy hunting!
For me, this is a total no-lose situation, but then again, I LOVE drinking with the girls outside work, that's where I'd press her for a bit more detail, and I am perfectly fine calling an audible and backing out (without paying the $200) if I don't like what I hear. The thing is, I don't think I've ever been disappointed with this kind of thing.
I'm leaning towards not asking what's gonna happen, and just going with the flow.
But good luck, and report back how it does.
Besides, I can't see how he can possibly get fucked as long as he doesn't pay in advance. His WORST case is that he has a no-joy, leaves with the $200 in his pocket and a little disappointed. Best case, get a blowjob in the car like a couple of high school kids, which can be pretty fun
For me, the "no drinks beforehand" is what would kill the deal completely before it started.
@Diva: I doubt anyone is making 1K a night with any regularity in any Portland club right now (without doing OTC), and certainly not at Clark's CF's club.
My take: She's short on cash and thinks Clak is getting ready move on. She's offering something new to keep him interested.
GMD- I would hope she wouldn't do that, our VIP sessions are always pretty good. I'm gonna follow Subraman's advice and not pay until afterwards. One time at another club, a dancer took a 15 min break during her shift, her and my friend went into his SUV in the parking lot, and she gave him head.
Her: $300 for half a hour
Me: $300 is a little steep for me, I was hoping more in the 2 range.
Her: $250
Me: How about $200, and if I like it I'll tip.
Her: Sounds good
I didn't want to lowball her too much, she does have a grade A pussy. I'm a little surprised she agreed easily. I guess when you ask dancers, they'll start out high.
In a couple of hours I will be in her car lol. I will give an update!
I wouldn't pay that much for a car date, even for full sex, unless it was in my garage, and followed up my more in the bedroom. Call me an old fart, but a car just ain't that comfy unless it's a mini-van.
But then, I live in flyover country.
“... I hate asking girls what I'm gonna get beforehand or negotiating what I'll get ...”
She doesn't seem to “hate” asking you for the $200 – if you're gonna fork over 200 clams you don't want just a kiss on the cheek – being facetious – for that kind of $$$ I would get details b/f handing over the $$$.
I assume the reason she wants to do-it in the car is b/c AFAIK extras are a no-no in Portland clubs.
Back to the saga.
So where I left off she agreed to 200 bucks for 30 minutes and a possible tip depending how good the service. 15 minutes before we're supposed to meet up, she texts me to meet her at the store parking lot across the street from the club. I say ok. My heart starts to beat a little faster, I don't know why I have such a bad feeling in my stomach. I've never done the escort or P4P thing, but I imagine what I'm feeling now would be similar to trying an escort for the first time, nervous feeling, not feeling great about it. So I get to the store and apparently she's stuck in traffic, she says she'll be there in 10 min. I get out of my car and wait by the store entrance. At this point my heart is beating very fast, I'm almost shaking. I don't feel good about this at all, I want to cancel this appointment right now, but that wouldn't be fair to her. I'm half expecting a pimp to be with her in the car.
Finally she pulls up. It is just her. I get in her car. She can definitely tell I'm super nervous. We drive around the parking lot, but we decide it ain't private enough, so we go to a apartment complex across the street and park in one of the parking spots reserved for the people that actually live there. This feels sketchy as fuck! Finally she turns off the car. She wants the money before we start. "Fuck!" I don't like giving money before the service is done, but she is my CF, and I have hope she'll show me a good time. I give her the money. She suggests we do our "dance" in the backseat. We move the front seats up and we get in the backseat.
I decide I'm just gonna let her do her thing. 200 bucks ain't the end of the world for me, this is just a scouting project. How good she is will determine if I do this again. She slowly takes off her clothes and then she gets on my lap. She's giving me a slow sensual dance. It is getting hot as hell in the car, and I am getting hard as fuck. She is very hot, but I noticed quite a few bruises on her legs that I didn't notice in the club. She suggests I remove some clothing. I take off my shirt, she slides my pants down to my ankles, and she slowly removes my boxers, I am at full attention. Basically for 30 minutes she gives me a nude lap dance with my shirt off and my dick out. She adds some spit to my cock while she is stick shifting me, she does some tit work too. She is grinding the hell out of my dick with her asscheeks. She turns to face me and grinds on Jr with her pussy, but the dick doesn't enter the pussy. I finger fuck the shit out of her. At this I contemplate asking her to suck and/or fuck me, I don't think she'd object, but I think she would want more money, so I let her continue to do what she was doing. During our time, a couple people did pass her car walking up to their apartments, but they didn't look in our direction. I didn't end up cumming.
I had a decent enough time, but I probably wouldn't do it again. Just a little too sketchy for me. Maybe I could have gotten more for my money, but you live and you learn.
The end.
The first-time is always a bit nerve-wracking – from now-on just rent a decent room (maybe one by the hour) and enjoy yourself there (maybe even rent a room w/ a hot-tub and do a 2 to 4 hour session – doing in the car it's not comfortable or safe).
By the way I agree that this girl is pretty hot. If she was your type I can easily see how she would be considered a 9. However, whoever said that no dancer is making $1K in one night in any Portland club was rught
Hmmm, it sounds like you were okay with the whole thing, and it sounds like a pretty fun weird adventure, but I think the colossal mistake was not negotiating that in the car before handing over the money and starting. As I said in my original post, I probably would not have negotiated that beforehand by text or whatever, but before I hand over any money, I gotta know.
-->"We drive around the parking lot, but we decide it ain't private enough, so we go to a apartment complex across the street and park in one of the parking spots reserved for the people that actually live there. This feels sketchy as fuck!"
So this is actually the weirdest part of the story for me! I mean, awesome story otherwise, except for the incredibly sad part where you didn't end up cumming. But to give you a little brotherly tough love, you should always be thinking at PL level, not dragged down to stripper-level thinking/planning. Knowing what the basic plan was -- sex in the car -- almost unforgiveable to not have scouted the neighborhood for a relatively private parking area beforehand. Aside from the privacy, not getting busted for indecent exposure, or worse yet a sex crime, would be pretty high on my priority list. I don't expect the stripper to think ahead and do parking lot scouting, they do everything spur-of-the-moment, but as the PL, you definitely should have!
Like I said in my story, when I had this with a stripper, I found a parking garage that had some corner spots that were enclosed on 3 sides, and I just put some extras jackets (which I brought, because I scouted ahead) along the back window. Once, all the coveted 3-sided corner spots were taken, so I took a "regular" corner spot that had a wall on the left side and in front, had her park on my right side but very close (so again, mostly covered on 3 sides), and put up some coverings on the back and side windows. I don't ever expect a stripper to think ahead about more private parking garages or how to cover windows, it's the person who has adult-level ability to think ahead (i.e., the PL) who needs to do that. 'course, these days, I'd just shell out an extra $40 for the hot tubs