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Clackport

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349 posts by Clackport

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Christmas Wishlist: Stripper Edition

Christmas is coming up. Is there any strippers that you haven't fucked yet, that you would like to fuck before Christmas? There's two for me. My CF comes to mind, I haven't fucked her yet. We had a couple of OTC…

ClackportElite Reviewer10 yrs ago 1 5

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Cameras

There's nothing more annoying than finding out the VIP or lapdance area has cameras. It takes away all the fun. It's the sign of a lame club.

ClackportElite Reviewer10 yrs ago 1 3

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Does hair color matter to you?

I've had this favorite who is a blond. I saw her last week, and she dyed her hair purple. I was thinking to myself she's a lot more attractive as a blonde even though obviously her body and face is…

ClackportElite Reviewer10 yrs ago 2 14

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Strippers disguised as teachers

In the past few days, I have learned of a stripper who is a kindergarten teacher, and another one who is a high school teacher. Strippers don't want to go to school, but they don't mind teaching in one!

ClackportElite Reviewer10 yrs ago 2 11

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Missed chances OTC

We have all had some missed OTC opportunities, but is there any of them that you still think about today? For me it's: •Strippers calling me late night for late night love (3 or 4 am) after we chopped it up in…

ClackportElite Reviewer10 yrs ago 12

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Long term relationships

You ever notice that with a lot of strippers, they're in long ass relationships (at least 5 years)? What does that tell you about strippers and dating?

ClackportElite Reviewer10 yrs ago 4 14

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Help!!!

I'm in the strip club right now, and this 250 pound fugly stripper has been posted up on my lap for the past 15 minutes engaging in conversation. She's gonna crush my bones! I don't wanna die! How do I…

ClackportElite Reviewer10 yrs ago 48

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Should I call her back?

I'll try not to make this too long. I've told this story, but I need to tell it again for context. Me and this female co worker were friendly towards each other. We weren't hanging out outside of work all the…

ClackportElite Reviewer10 yrs ago 45

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Papi_Chulo is the man!

With the new rankings thing on your profile, it says how many props you have. I was looking through a lot of you guys's profiles today (I'm at home sick, and I have nothing to do). Papi_Chulo has the most…

ClackportElite Reviewer10 yrs ago 1 31

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A poem by a stripper boyfriend

Why do you strip club customers hate on me? Is it because you want my girlfriend's pussy? You have to pay for it, and I get it for free. Call me a loser, but really I'm living the American Dream. I don't work, I…

ClackportElite Reviewer10 yrs ago 1 12

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Happy medium

Like most of you, I don't like overpriced dances (I think $40 is overpriced). At the same time I would feel uncomfortable paying $5 for a lapdance, I think that's way too low, and it kind of feels like having…

ClackportElite Reviewer10 yrs ago 2 48

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Changed lapdance expectations

When I first started strip clubbing, I was satisfied with one way contact, I just didn't want a air dance. Over time my expectations changed to two way contact, and I was not satisfied with one way contact. Fast forward to…

ClackportElite Reviewer10 yrs ago 1 31

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I'm a musician

That's how I get these strippers to fall in love in with me, I tell them I'm a musician. We all know strippers love the unemployed musicians lol. If you like hip hop music, here are some songs I've made. www.soundcloud.com/pnemesis Enjoy

ClackportElite Reviewer10 yrs ago 44

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Interesting situation: I need some advice.

I've told this story before, but I went into a strip club and I saw a co worker of mine dancing. It was a little awkward in the beginning obviously. We weren't necessarily good friends, but we were friendly towards…

ClackportElite Reviewer10 yrs ago 28

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My definition of a perfect ass

https://instagram.com/p/9ol_OstbS7/?taken-by=telliswift Thoughts?

ClackportElite Reviewer10 yrs ago 48

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OT: I need a favor from my fellow TUSCLers

We all have hobbies. One of my hobbies is to rap, and things have been taking off recently. There is this music chart that tracks the upcoming artists, and I'm on there. My stage name is P-Nemesis, and my song…

ClackportElite Reviewer10 yrs ago 53

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Walking the dog

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=waU75jdUnYw I guess you have to have a YouTube account to see that link (1:44-1:48). Apparently that move is called walking the dog. I've seen a few dancers do it on stage, and I absolutely love it. That is a guaranteed…

ClackportElite Reviewer10 yrs ago 1 14

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OT: Shoe attire

What do you like wearing on your feet? I pretty much just roll with Jordans, Nikes, Timberland boots, and I have a couple of dress shoes for the nightclubs. What say you?

ClackportElite Reviewer10 yrs ago 3 36

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Strippers and school

I had this fuckbuddy relationship with this stripper for some months. She recently started school for her MBA, and now she's not returning my texts (probably too busy, she also has a full time job). It was fun while it…

ClackportElite Reviewer10 yrs ago 1 59

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Hot or not?

I guess she works at the new Ace of Diamonds club in LA. She's been in some hip hop videos. She is probably a little thicker than what I usually go for, but I would love to try to handle…

ClackportElite Reviewer10 yrs ago 43

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The Ultimate Stripper

In light of JohnSmith and the DS, what would have to happen for you to fall completely in love with a stripper/and or spend much more money on her than you have any other stripper? In other words not JohnSmith…

ClackportElite Reviewer10 yrs ago 3 18

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Dancers favorite songs

This song is a favorite of lot of dancers I know. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5TAko3RH0bk What songs have been favorites of dancers you know?

ClackportElite Reviewer10 yrs ago 15

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A question for the dancers

This question is for Dancer95, Carolynne, Nina, Hotsuffbabi, former_stripper, deadpresidents, and whoever else is a dancer on here. Have you ever made out with a customer? If so, why?

ClackportElite Reviewer10 yrs ago 11

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Does dancer quality not mean that much anymore?

It's gonna seem like I'm a Follies hater, but I'm not, I've never even been there. I had a recent thread on what is the best overall strip club in the U.S. combining value, mileage, and dancer quality. Follies got…

ClackportElite Reviewer10 yrs ago 1 49

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My favorite club is getting too popular

I'm in LA at least 2-3 times a year, and I always hit Sam's Hofbrau multiple times when I'm there. It looks like a couple of rappers did a music video inside Sam's with the Sam's girls. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qgTbrLEiapI…

ClackportElite Reviewer10 yrs ago 7 6
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