13 years ago

Stripper draft

So last week was the NFL Draft. Of course there's seven rounds. In terms of strippers, if you have seven rounds to draft seven attributes in a stripper, what rounds would you put the attributes? The higher the rounds the less important the attributes are to you. You're drafting on how important the attributes are to you in a stripper. For me it's:

1st Rd: Sex Appeal 2nd Rd: Lap dance ability (with or without extras) 3rd Rd: Face 4th Rd: Ass 5th Rd: Personality 6th Rd: Tits 7th Rd: Stageshow

You can just put the first letter of the attribute with the round number, we'll know which one you're talking about except for stageshow and sex appeal, maybe put St for stageshow and Se for sex appeal.

What say you?

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JuiceBox69

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13 years ago

#1 chemistry #2 Dfk #3 Bbbjcim #4 Bbfscip #5 Red hair #6 creamy white skin #7 great conversationalist

Clackport

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13 years ago

Juice, I agree that DFK > BBBJ

JuiceBox69

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13 years ago

Ranukam hell ya good shit ! But what happened 2 the cim part lol ???

Clackport

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13 years ago

LMAO, how could I forget about cim, that's the most important part.

JuiceBox69

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13 years ago

LoL !!!

MADDOG_ROMEO

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13 years ago

Juice, lmao....Using your criteria only Rankuman, here's how I Rankum....

1st Rd: Sex Appeal 2nd Rd: Personality 3rd Rd: Face 4th Rd: Tits 5th Rd: Ass 6th Rd: Lap dance ability (with or without extras) 7th Rd: Stageshow

JuiceBox69

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13 years ago

Mad romeo is it always fun to make you laugh ! (My god that sounded realy fuckin gay).......true tho bro : )

motorhead

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13 years ago

Hoping to get "Luck"-y with the girl who was my first pick

GoVikings

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13 years ago

^ Ah, clever motorhead, I see what you did there ;)

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