No extras in Portland

19 comments

• samsung1

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  13 years ago

  That sounds similar to Columbus Ohio. Lots of clubs but low mileage. No more boobs in the face action going on stage side any more and dancers wear pasties.
• shadowcat

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  13 years ago

  I guess Atlanta ain't so bad after all! Draw a line from Chicago to San Francisco. Anything north & west of that sucks for strip clubs.
• jackslash

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  13 years ago

  ranukam, I'm going to come to Portland to get some rest. I'm exhausted from all the extras I get in Detroit. The dancers won't let me alone.
• she_is_covfefe

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  13 years ago

  I do not do any kind of extras; all dancers who perform extras should get herpes and give it to all the customers who get extras from them. We are stripTEASERS, not stripPLEASERS!!!!!!!
• gillydon

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  13 years ago

  You probably won't find bj, fs, and ITC in Portland (the large majority of clubs are "do not touch the dancer anywhere during the dance, not even her sides"), but you could probably find OTC with the right dancer. Alternatively, you could just try backpage or tnaboard.
• GoVikings

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  13 years ago

  don't feel bad ranukam, it could be worse. at least your clubs in portland are nude. here in virginia not only are the clubs pastie, but you also have to pay more for less. meaning, an average lap dance here costs more and the mileage is lower than most other states across the US.
• georgmicrodong

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  13 years ago

  Jeez there JayJay, who pissed in your Wheaties this morning? Did anybody here wish you any ill will?
• shadowcat

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  13 years ago

  JayJay: What is this "we" stuff. You got a mouse in your pocket?
• vincemichaels

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  13 years ago

  Hey JayJaydancer, obviously you are speaking for yourself. That's fine, we have a Constitutionallly protected right of free speech. If you work around the country, you'll find that many entertainers do what they want. You don't want to, that's fine. We TUSCL'ers may buy a dance from you, but that's about it. We'll continue to spend our money as we wish elsewhere and get better entertainment.
• mikewazowski

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  13 years ago

  Vincemichaels, please, feel free to bash dancers who get on here and act all high and mighty with the "I don't do extras and dancers who do are whores" rhetoric... But please, PLEASE leave out the hack strip club arguement about "Constitutionally protected right of free speech" bullshit. It drives me nuts when strip clubs try to use that and no need for customers to latch onto it as their mantra for why their favorite strip club should double as a brothel. Not that there is anything wrong with a strip club doubling as a brothel, it's just that the First Amendment doesn't have a damn thing to do with it. The First Amendment means that citizens can publiclly criticize their government and its officials and not be imprisoned for it. Nothing more. Nothing less. The enemy within, who calls themselves The Democratic Party, want nothing more than to have that precious document we call The Constitution just go away and let them be so they can strip us of our rights and turn our country into a Socialist state. Please don't make it easier for them by giving them foder like, "See, we need to get rid of The First Amendment because it means strip clubs can be whore houses and we can't stop them!" And before you rant about politics and how right-wing whacko I am, just remember, one day when they've won and taken it far enough you finally ask "WTF?" a little too loud and you"re at a re-education camp, screaming for me to help you, I won't come. That will be because I already got killed trying to keep it from getting to the point where they could take you away.
• georgmicrodong

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  13 years ago

  MikeW: While I agree with the sentiment, don't make the mistake of blaming just one side of the political aisle for the continued assault on our liberty. The so called "conservatives" in Washington aren't really all that different than the liberals; they just aim their assault at different liberties.
• Gossage54

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  13 years ago

  When I was young and didn't know any different I could enjoy low mileage strip clubs just because everything was so new (when you're 21 just going out to bars is new and exciting no less having nude women dancing for you). At this point almost 20 years later low mileage is not so exciting, just a worthless drain on my wallet. I live in CT and after reading this I'm thankful I have some very high mileage clubs close to where I live. I don't know what I'd do without them. For me at this stage there's no point in spending $$$ to have a hot girl grind in my lap and make me leave hornier than I walked in.
• Player11

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  13 years ago

  I feel lucky with our extras friendly club here in Houston.
• Clackport

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  13 years ago

  @GoVikings- you're right, it could be worse. @Player11- I definitely need to make a trip to Houston in the near future.
• mjx01

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  13 years ago

  I find Portland to be very fustrating. Tons of clubs but low milage. However, I am not as negative on Portland as Ranukam. Many clubs I visited there were low milage. But I had a good one-way grind at Safari. And there are at least one or two places that advertise friction dances. Also, IMO there was above average dancer quailty. Ranukam... have to tried any of the jack shacks? I've hear there is more room to negotiate there but never had the balls to find out.
• thesamurai

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  13 years ago

  Bachmann wants to ban porn, wtf!!! When did she become a democrat?
• jackslash

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  13 years ago

  JayJay is bitter because because she worked at Bogart's but still couldn't find a man who wanted extras from her.
• ArtCollege

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  13 years ago

  Right, Portland is bad for ITC, though there's more good grindage than there used to be. Head to Tigard/Tualatin. I've never had a dancer in Portland raise the topic about OTC, but I've asked a few if they ever work outside the club, and about half light up and smile and say yes. The other half politely say no.
• Clackport

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  13 years ago

  @mjx01- When I was talking about seedy places with ugly strippers, I was referring to jack shacks.