Comments by dudeanonymous (page 6)

@gmd: Vasectomies have been known to reverse themselves. I know two couples with later-in-life, OOPS! children.

I'm with you, Art. Yard work, gardening and softball this year all seem to be taxing my tired bones more than usual. Getting old sucks.

You can touch boobs in KW? Time to call my travel agent!

I don't have a "local" club and post reviews from the clubs I visit when I travel. I try to take into account the area I'm visiting. For example, WV clubs are full nude, but the LDs are mostly of the lame, no-touch variety. In some NC clubs, I've been asked to sit on my hands during LDs. In SC or FL, my standards are much higher. Are you suggesting that local reviews be given more weight? I think that throws in a lot of bias in the other direction. If the local laws are bikini dancers only, are the locals going to think this is a great club if they don't know anything else? Wouldn't meet the expectations of a lot of people here. What might be a great club in one area would be a lame one in another, and I don't think you can come up with a way to determine that.

I'll be at the bar with the 7s, having a great time, and watching with amusement as the PLs pursue the queen bee, knowing they're going to get stung.

Lately, I seem to be buying dancers a lot of bottled water and soda. Probably not a general sobering trend by dancers, so perhaps I'm becoming attracted to the ones who aren't looking to get drunk.

@tx: Rent? Mortgage? Boatloads of aspirin for the headaches?

I invest all my money in long term LD contracts.

Four days, so I assume you have 3 nights: Cocoa Beach, FL; Columbia, SC; Baltimore, MD. VA is a wasteland. I've heard some good things about the clubs in Fayetteville, NC, but haven't stopped there.

I think they are sexy as hell, but I've never heard them referred to as "cum catchers" before.

Not to mention if Obama were looking to bump up his poll numbers as a means to get reelected, he would want to wait until a month or two before the actual elections. But a reasonable argument never dispells a conspiracy theory.

Let's just hope cutting the head off the snake kills the body and it doesn't grow another one. On another note: anytime you run into a service member in a bar or strip club or restaurant, buy them the beverage of their choice. I know I do.

I've been there on vacation, but have never been in a club there. From what I've heard, it's expensive even for eye candy.

A valet bad enough. The hell with this.

It's been happening more often to me: great sales job, lame dance.

Variety is the spice of life. I don't have a "regular" club since I mainly keep my hobby contained to business trips, so there are a lot of cities/clubs on my bucket list. If I were in your position, I'd be in a different city every month.

I've seen this happen, as recently as last month. A mixed group of spring breakers, and the girls had way too much to drink and started dancing, first at their tables, and then on stage, down to bras and panties. The bouncers eventually came and politely broke it up before the amateurs started getting naked. The dancers who were supposed to be on stage were good sports about it, but I could tell they weren't happy. I thought they had every right to be pissed off, as the college girls were hogging the stage and keeping them from collecting tips.

I avoid clubs that make you pay up front. If a dancer asks for the money before the dance, I see it as a warning sign. I might prepay for one. If she is good, I might ask her about multiples later, but I'm not going to pay in advance when I want her to keep going and don't know how many that will be. If a dancer is good for the first dance, I'll more than likely ask her to keep going and end up with three or four. Asking for the money up front just seems like restraint of trade.

You're assuming that there will be football in October. I'm not sure I would take that bet.

I have not had it ITC, I have not had it OTC. I have not had it in a house; I have not had it with a spouse. Mr. Happy is a pole which does not enter puckered holes. Wet and willing vag for me, it keeps Mr. Happy happy! Agree with george: exit only.

Can't we all just get along?

Marking her territory. It could have been worse. She could have peed on your leg.

Hasn't happened and I can't see that ever changing.

In Cocoa Beach, the prices at Inner Room can't be beat, but it can be crowded with gansta wannabes on the weekend evenings. And I've had trouble finding dancers there I'd want a dance from, even at $10. The quality of girls at Lido has been down the last few times I've been there. If it's a choice between Lido and Cheaters, I'd try Cheaters. But they are only a mile apart. Hit one and move on to the other if dissatisfied. I've spent some enjoyable afternoons at the Cocoa Beach pier watching young coeds play volleyball....

Ukraine is just one of the countries in Eastern Europe that produce some mind-numbingly gorgeous women. Poles, Czechs, Hungarians, Russians. But by the time they turn 30 they seem to put on a lot of weight and add 20 years to their faces.