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14 years ago

Ukraine Girls Really Knock Me Out

Leaves the west behind....

Normally, I wouldn't bother you guys with this, but for the first time in three years, Hugh Hefner and Company have put out an issue on par with something not seen since the early 1980's.

First, Dancing With The Stars Karina Smirnov is nude. She is spectacular, and the first bonafide celeb the mag has had since 1982.

Second, the centerfold is a stunning Ukranian. She is blonde, has big tits, and get this-they're natural. Holy crap !! And to think the poor thing has had to suffer anal sex (as all Playmates do) with that viagra fed octogenarian.

So, if you get the snail mail copy (like me) or go online for this, May 2011 is a stand out issue.

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samsung1

My playboy subscription's last issue was just last month. I did not renew it. What is the name of the centerfold? I can google her.

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steve229

Agreed. The lovely Mila Kunis is Ukrainian born.

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vincemichaels

Ahhh yes, the Ukrainian women are indeed beautiful. I've known several of them online and their beauty is stunning. Never went there as a number of friends have, but they are exquisite.

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londonguy

There's quite a few of them working as escorts in London, and most of them are very good. But not as good as the Polish girls in most cases.

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gatorfan

Russian Ukraine same difference

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dudeanonymous

Ukraine is just one of the countries in Eastern Europe that produce some mind-numbingly gorgeous women. Poles, Czechs, Hungarians, Russians. But by the time they turn 30 they seem to put on a lot of weight and add 20 years to their faces.

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bumrubber

A lot of these women are so beautiful because they are thin from literally not having enough to eat for much of their lives. No joke. I have a Russian stripper buddy who's told me a lot about these girls and where they come from.

A friend is from an ethnic/religious Russian community. In his 30s he took a trip to the old country to check it out and possibly find a wife through semi-arranged marriage. He had always dated beautiful girls but said he couldn't believe how beautiful they were over there.

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rl27

A few years ago there were a lot of EU dancers in Ohio, and they were usually the best for extras. Must not like the weather here or something, since I only know of a few dancers from what used the be the Soviet Union in Ohio. I also just looked at the issue and wow Karina looks nice. Only negative is her voice, one of the most grating since Fran Drescher.

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rl27

Oh forgot to add Miss May is Sasha Bonilova.

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