Comments by dudeanonymous (page 7)

Not a fan of tan lines. Most girls I've asked about their tans use the spray on bronzer stuff, not tanning beds or the beach.

Bottled water, soda, juice, snacks. A cooler if the room doesn't have a refrigerator. MP3 player with external speakers. Be careful with the bubble bath if it's a jacuzzi tub. The jets might produce enough bubbles to fill the bathroom. I'm thinking a call to hotel maintenance/housecleaning would interrupt your agenda.

A recently went into a SC bathroom, which was already small and cramped, and there were three guys in there on their cell phones. I had to maneuver around them to get to urinal and sink. The only hand-drying option was a loud blow dryer. They weren't too happy when I turned it on. I never take my cell phone into a SC. Dancers are always asking me for my phone so they can text themselves as a way of exchanging numbers. Not having my phone, and telling them I have no idea what my number is, forces them to give me their number, not vice versa.

"Least favorite stripper tattoo location?" Anywhere. The full sleeves and anywhere in front from face to vagina are the worst. A small one on back, leg or arm, if tastefully done and meaningful to the dancer, can be overlooked.

Not unusual to me. Porn mostly bores me. Most of what I've seen produced in the last 10 years ultimately boils down to males on steriods jerking off over the faces of bored looking girls. I'd rather have a LD any day, even a relatively tame one. Or see real flesh on stage.

I've seen lots of male bartenders, but I can't ever remember seeing a male waiting tables in a SC. Wouldn't cause me to bolt if I did, though. Assuming he was hetero, I'd probably ask his advice on dancers.

I've run into clones of "The Nanny" before at a couple of places. I've also been turned off by loud honking laughter.

When I first read the title to your post, I wondered for a minute if you had just returned from a visit to your doctor.

If he continues on his current trajectory, in 30 years he'll be dead.

Given some of the comments above, perhaps "CF - Current Favorite" should be added to the glossary. Not sure if people would use it, though.

On East Baltimore Street in Baltimore, the Central District Police Station is within shouting distance of the infamous Block. Might inquire there as to which Block clubs are the best for extras.

@sam: you really need to get out of Ohio more often.

There have been a lot of dancers I've had great conversations with, over multiple visits. Great, flirty conversations lasting a long time. Followed by some tremendous LDs/VIP time. I might go looking for them the next time I go to that club, or not. I might be in a mood to sample someone new. Just call me stripper commitment-phobic. But I define these as favorites, not ATFs.

Pity. I've met some hot Icelandic girls.

Using a credit card in a SC is stupid. Using a debit card is insane. You have almost no protection or legal rights on a debit card. If your number and PIN fall into the wrong hands, your account can be hoovered without much recourse. Use cash and only take what you can afford to spend. When it's gone, leave.

This month: about a dozen. The previous five months? Zero. (I've been traveling on business the past month.)

Your title about gave me a heart attack! I was there a few weeks aqo (still haven't written a review, though) and it was smoking as usual. I hope they don't knuckle under. The last time I checked, their web page still advertised their selection of cigars. I just checked again: the cigar bar link is gone from PP, but is still there for Heartbreakers as well as the PPs in Greenville and Lexington, KY.

Most recently, almost two years ago at a club in NC: dancer wore a skimpy football referee's uniform. (There was a coaches convention in town.) She was very cute, great body, and very, very popular. I still think about the LDs I got from her. Someone used to have an avatar picture that was a dead ringer for her. I haven't had the opportunity to get back to that club since.

Golf, softball league, putting in a garden. Man does not live by strip clubs alone.

This makes the individual club discussion boards MUCH more prominent. I knew they were there, but I rarely remembered to check them.

I'm suddenly reminded of something that happened years ago: Dancer (who I had met on a previous visit): I haven't had sex since the last time we went to the VIP. Me: Er, I've never been to the VIP with you....

Good question, george. I got the impression that it was a general lack of penetration/stimulation by dick, dildo, tongue, etc. beyond grinding on PLs. (I took all these girls for multiple LDs before their comments.)

Hilarious!

I've seen it a few times in clubs in Europe. These were "erotic" shows. Girls were nude, but the guys had their junk wrapped in a speedo-type thing. Still, not my thing.

Never. Would be just one more thing to keep track of and try not to lose or misplace, and I certainly don't want to take calls in a SC. Knapkins, matchbooks, business cards, etc. are all good alternatives for taking numbers.