A bit of confusion about lap dance policies at strip clubs.
I seem to have picked up on info about hardly anyone knowing of strip clubs that allow the customer to touch the stripper's boobs during lap dances, and seemingly the only ones that I know of that allow touching are the ones in Key West, Florida. Does anyone know of other strip clubs that allow the customer to touch/fondle the stripper's boobs during lap dances, or is Key West indeed the only place in the whole USA where that is allowed?
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Alot depends on the dancer and your tips. Most girls no tips no tits.
You should go to Southgate MI for a Henry's Hello Handshake!
On Jun 23,2009 you wrote in your review for Red Garter, that you got 7 lap dances.
On Nov 13,2010 you wrote in your review for Red garter, that you got 7 lap dances
Then on Dec 31,2010 you wrote Teasers 2 • Key West, Florida
Teasers was the first strip club I ever went to and after a bit of hesitation, I went in for my first ever lap dance.
I don't think that it is smoke that I smell!
But there's a roadblock up on the cloverleaf
And them bears 's wall-to-wall
Yeah, them smokeys 's thick as bugs on a bumper
They even had a bear in the air
I says "Callin' all trucks, this here's the Duck"
"We about to go a-huntin' bear"
From his "virgin" (sic) SC experience @ Teasers on Dec 31, 2010 -
"Although I was shy to go in at first, especially when I saw the signs saying "No cameras allowed inside" and I was carrying disposable cameras in my pants pockets" Not one camera but at least two -- just happens to always carry a spare whenever seeking illegal activity!
And the "best" part from SB's Red Garter review of Jun 23, 2009
"Unfortunately, for those of you who are in to photography/videography, sorry, but the Red Garter salon does not allow cameras; neither still nor video, in the club"
Wow, one of the few SC in the world that prohibits patron's photographing or videographing dancers, imagine that! Learn something new every day here.
@kappa-girl: Let us know if any of his pics of you show up on the Net :)
Appears SB is an amnesic photo/video buff. The 2009 experiences were so traumatic he'd repressed them by Dec, 2010. Guess he doesn't have a photographic memory!
Dude, we're just makin' all this up. Strip Clubs don't even exist on this planet. There aren't any clubs in Illinois, and the one in KW that you saw was a deserted gas station. You thought you went inside and got lap dances, but you got drugged in the parking lot, and thrown in the big blue TUSCL box instead. You'll feel better tomorrow.
You're really not even supposed to look at the girls or talk to them, but the bouncers usually will let that slide if you slip 'em some $$$.
Excellent point! And check this out...
smokeybear - 10 letters
Dick Johnson - 11 letters minus space=TEN!
Both have an S, O, K, which can be arranged to spell KOS!
There is a TUCSLer with a nick of troop.
A smokeybear (AKA "troop"er) can be a Dick!
A Johnson can also be a Dick!
lopaw and kappa are both females, as is jj. "j" as in Johnson! hey also have boobs!
Need I go on?
I think in this case, the topic originator is a BOOB!
boobs, n (eng. vernacular): 1) fem. mammaries; 2) see Bear, Smokey
Believe it or not, I actually saw a PUSSY in the club last week. She walked right through the middle of the crowd, tail stuck straight up in the air, aloof to all those that watched her strut, and purred as she went into the back room. I think she was a himalayin...
That's interesting, smokeybear's thread appears to have just come out of hibernation...