Comments by dudeanonymous (page 3)

I hear it all the time. There was a Tina Fey movie from a few years ago called "Baby Momma". That got twisted into "baby daddy" soon after.

Certainly a candidate for a Darwin Award.

Isn't there a church right behind Platinum Plus? I vaguely remember seeing it a few years ago when I parked in the lot across the road.

@shadowcat: One hot summer Sunday when I was around 20, I was in an unfamiliar town when I spotted a lovely dark-haired girl in short-shorts and a halter top barely holding back some fantastic melons. She was standing by her car along the side of the road looking perplexed. Somehow I diverted my attention from her and saw the red light about 20 feet in front of me and braked. My car didn't have air conditioning, so I had all the windows rolled down. The next thing I knew, she was half way in the passenger window, her "melons" resting on the window sill. Her car had broken down and she needed assistance. Could I help her out? Give her a ride? She would do anything for ride. I told her I was sorry, that I couldn't help. The light changed, I left. I was an idiot. I still regret leaving.

For my next vacation, I'm planning a tour of rest areas and gas stations along I71.

Southern West Virginia? They're joking, right? Is the ranking based on teen pregnancies?

I've attempted to do something similar only to have my "review" rejected. Even when we had the individual club discussion areas, I don't think they were used, so a warning there didn't do much good.

The most frequent ROB waitress tactic I run into is short changing. The last time, I got a $4.50 beer, told her to only give me $14 back, and received 12 ones. How many people will actually count their change, especially if it's in singles? Another reason I always take small-demonimation bills with me to a club rather than getting change there.

The younger a woman is when she has kids, the easier it is for her body to recover. Factor in the age she started having children.

Maria's skin looks older than she is. That's what I noticed.

I'm using FireFox 3.6.18 on a PC and it's acting completely normal as described above. Maybe PM Founder?

Might not be working on your iPhone, but it seems to work fine on my computer. Works just like the reviews, "Older Ten Articles" linked to the next page.

ROB. She moved on to the next victim. And if you ask me, this is just another reason not to take your phone into a club. Last thing I want is pictures of me with a stripper outside my control.

Thanks, guys. I turned it off.

I've been to a lot of topless beaches. Most of the women who visit them should definitely keep their all of their clothes on.

Get a phone with an actual QWERTY keyboard. If you know how to type, it's easy. I much prefer texting to talking on the phone, primarily because I can respond to a text anytime I want, without getting bogged down in a conversation when I'm doing something else and the phone rings.

Pure fiction.

@gsv: Exactly. In my experience, I've gotten good dances from all races, and bad dances from all races.

Recently a young dancer was telling me about the drama between the dancers, including between two girls over one customer. Her exact words were, "I thought I got away from this shit when I left high school." Nope.

Besides maybe throwing an extra dollar into the tip jar when I pay the cover, I can't ever remember tipping a strip club employee other than dancers and bartenders/waitresses.

I once went for a lap dance with a girl who had a mole on her cheek, and it worked for her, in a Cindy-Crawford sort of way. Turns out she was covered in moles, most approaching the size of a dime and hard. She had at least a half dozen on her breasts. I could feel them as she rubbed against me, breasts to chest, breasts to face. How I missed them before I agreed to a dance I'll never know.

I use it as a bookmark: places I've been and plan to return to, places I might be going on upcoming trips. It's just easier to track that way for me. I don't subscribe to the theory that I'm giving away forbidden secrets from my hotlist. Anyone that interested can see that I've reviewed most of the clubs on it. And I don't go into explicit detail in my reviews anyway.

gmd: Agreed - art's posts and reviews are a lot of fun to read.

Perhaps the girls have "daddy issues" they are trying to overcome?

I've never had to wait, but I usually don't go to clubs at prime time, i.e. Friday and Saturday nights.