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11 years ago
Bicurious is my cock up her girlfriends ass
Bisexual is my cock up both their asses
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11 years ago
Two car salesmen were sitting at the bar.
One complained to the other, "Boy, business sucks. If don’t sell more cars this month, I’m going to lose my fucking ass!"
Too late" he noticed a beautiful blonde, sitting two stools away. Immediately, he offered apologies for his use of bad language.
"That’s okay," the blonde replied, "I'm a stripper, and I have a very similar problem, If I don’t sell more ass this month, I’m going to lose my fucking car!"
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11 years ago
Q: Why did the man keep throwing Monopoly Money at the stripper?
A: Because she kept putting fake tits in his face!
Q: What do you call a male strip club?
A: A cockpit.
Q: What do you call a 350-pound stripper?
A: Broke!
Q: What's the difference between a dead stripper and a Cadillac?
A: I don't have a Cadillac in my garage
Q: What's the difference between a cocktail waitress and a stripper?
A: About 1 week.
Q: What's the difference between a stripper's boyfriend and aspirin?
A: Aspirin works.
Q: What does a stripper do with her asshole before work?
A: She drops him off at band practice.
Q: What's the difference between a magician and a stripper?
A: One has a cunning stunt...
Q: Why are only 5% of strippers touch-typists?
A: The rest are hunt'n peckers.
Q: Why do strippers make bad bankrobbers?
A: Because they tie up the safe and blow the guards
Q: Whats better than roses on a naked stripper?
A: Her Tulips ( two lips ) on your organ!
Q: How is a stripper like peanut-butter?
A: They spread for the bread.
Q: Why did the stripper wear panties?
A: To keep her ankles warm.
Q: Why did the stripper stare at the orange juice can?
A: Because it said "concentrate."
Q: Whats the difference between a stripper and a mosquito?
A: When you slap a mosquito it stops sucking.
Q: What does the Bermuda Triangle and a stripper have in common?
A: They both swallowed a lot of semen.
Q: Why do strippers always want boob jobs?
A: Because it's the only job they are qualified for.
Q: What do you call two nuns and a stripper?
A: Two tight ends and a wide receiver.
Q: What's five miles long and has an IQ of forty?
A: A stripper parade.
Q: Did you hear about the stripper who tried to blow up her husband's car?
A: She burned her lips on the tailpipe.
Q: Why did the stripper wear condoms on her ears?
A: So she wouldn't get Hearing Aides.
Q: What's the quickest way to get into a strippers panties?
A: Pick them up off the floor.
Q: What's a strippers favorite nursery rhyme?
A: Humpme Dumpme.
Q: Why is 68 the maximum speed for strippers?
A: Because at 69 they blow a rod...
Q: What does a bowling ball and a stripper have in common?
A: You can put three fingers in both of them, throw them in the gutter, and they'll still come back for more.
Q: What do u call a stripper with 2 ponytails?
A: A blowjob with handelbars!
Q: What's the difference between a stripper and a solar powered calculator?
A: The blonde works in the dark!
Q: What does a stripper put behind her ears to make her more attractive?
A: Her ankles.
Q: What's the last thing an Oklahoma stripper takes off?
A: Her bowling shoes.
Q: What do you call kids born in strip clubs?
A: Brothel sprouts.
Q: What do you get when you cross a stripper with a systems engineer?
A: A fuckin know-it-all!
Q: Who makes more money a drug dealer or a stripper?
A: A stripper because she can wash her crack and reuse it.
Q: What do you tell a stripper with 2 black eyes?
A: Nothing. You've already told her twice!
Q: What's the difference between your job and a Dead Stripper?
A: Your job still sucks!
Q: What do you do if your stripper is running around screaming and bleeding in your hotel room?
A: Shoot her again!
Q: How many cops does it take to push a stripper down the stairs?
A: None "She fell"
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11 years ago
FUCK - fuck
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11 years ago
I do smoke signals.
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11 years ago
Your Fuck-it list
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11 years ago
Manchester for sure!
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11 years ago
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Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
Not untouchable but definitely protected by the most impenetrable walls and security system ever built. Only their own stupidity can bring them down. Next time USA won't be able to bail anything out.
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11 years ago
Sure
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11 years ago
It's Fucko de Mayo
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11 years ago
Nothing finer than a jukebox.
No not a Juicebox.
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11 years ago
I died here.
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11 years ago
Must everything be a fucking abbreviation?
I need a fucking stenographer to read some of this
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11 years ago
Where do I send the cash?
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11 years ago
Naked is an outfit or lack of
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11 years ago
I avoid all writers of articles they are dangerous.
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11 years ago
Daisy wants to be a man?
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11 years ago
No gun?
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11 years ago
What's the difference between airline dispatcher and flight controller?
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11 years ago
1000 trips of $1.14
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11 years ago
Did you ATM your LDK?
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11 years ago
Call me 50 cent
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11 years ago
How about a blow machine for the customers?
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11 years ago
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motorheadFat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
Death?
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11 years ago
Ratings are like assholes