In many recent discussions there has been much controversy on want to call the act of releasing ones man goo during a lap dance within ones pants. I cum forward here now today to put forth my suggestions on the topic.
1. CIMP-Cum in my pants
2. CHIMP- Cum hard in my pants
3. JIP- Jizz in my pants
COTF - Cum on the floor
CIYP - Cum in your pants
CIYW - Cum in your wife
CIMW - Cum in my wife
CIAMP - Cum in a monkey pussy
CIAFNPOP - Cum in a fucking nice pair of pants
CIAGYSATWKIT - Cum in a Greek yogurt snack and they wont know it's there
YS - You're sick
AN - Am not
YYA - Yes you are
FU - Fuck you
FU2 - Fuck you too
CONSATNA - Cum On Now Stop All This Nonsense Already
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CIYP - Cum in your pants
CIYW - Cum in your wife
CIMW - Cum in my wife
CIAMP - Cum in a monkey pussy
CIAFNPOP - Cum in a fucking nice pair of pants
CIAGYSATWKIT - Cum in a Greek yogurt snack and they wont know it's there
YS - You're sick
AN - Am not
YYA - Yes you are
FU - Fuck you
FU2 - Fuck you too
CONSATNA - Cum On Now Stop All This Nonsense Already
only junior high kids cum in pants
"Lame."
And then there is JOSF (jizz on strippers face) and of course JOAPMWYTASTE...
Yep, it is the ol' jizz on a plate mix wit yogurt then ask stripper to eat.
FY. Fuck Yeah
FN. Fuck No
FA. Fuck you all
Hmmm. FAA. Sounds like our government already beat us to this one.
Intra-Trouserial Spurtification
Crazy Muthafuckas
Heh, Heh, Heh (oh my!)