Lately I have been giving them t-shirts with provocative sayings on them. So far I have given out 5 and I have 5 more in the trunk of my car. They only cost me $12 apiece and they have been a big hit with the dancers and other customers.
I'm thinking about getting a big ass appliance box like from a dish washer or stove painting the fucking thing yellow and writing the words "JUICE BOX" on it then I can imagine your fat ass writhing to the beat of 50 cent or some such shit.
One of my Favs worked at a club which had a outfit shop. The proprietor would arrive late in the afternoon to open it for business.
He quickly recognized me as a regular and found out who "my" girl was.
Then when "my" girl would window-shop he would take notes.
Sure enough, on my next visit he would grab me saying "Pablo, your girl I******* loves this outfit and it fits her perfectly". "I can let you have it for $120 cash".
That guy made money off of me every month. Of course, on the plus side I almost always got discounted "extras" which more than made up for my clothing purchases.
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No wait that would suck!
Never mind...
Juice Crew!!!
He quickly recognized me as a regular and found out who "my" girl was.
Then when "my" girl would window-shop he would take notes.
Sure enough, on my next visit he would grab me saying "Pablo, your girl I******* loves this outfit and it fits her perfectly". "I can let you have it for $120 cash".
That guy made money off of me every month. Of course, on the plus side I almost always got discounted "extras" which more than made up for my clothing purchases.