BABE... i guess your not getting any of my email huh? ive been
tryign to email u so many times but this dam laptop is such a piece of
garbage and keeps freezing.. anyways how u been?
In case u dont know who this is its ME Adriana.. we used to chat a bit on facebook and then
I think u deleted me :( haha.. anyways guess what... I got 2 things to
tell u.. both good news.. 1) im single now.. yup me and my bf broke up
about 3 months ago... and 2) guess where im moving? RIGHT EFFING NEAR
U.. lol... ur actually the only person im gonna know there.. well 3
cousins too but i cant chill with them lol..
I remember when we chatted u told me u thought i was cute and u wanted to chill so now we finally
can HAHA! im kinda scared to move.. im hoping this email addy is still
the one you use and u can chat with me ebfore i get there.. maybe even
help me move my shit in...are u still on facebook? i cudnt find ui was
soo confused...anyways im gonna need someone to show me the town and
take me out so u better be around bebe...
we only chatted a couple times but i remember thinking to myself i wanted to get ot know u
better when i was single..a nd i thoguth u were cute too but cudnt
tell u cause i wasnt single lol...ok so more info about me.. well im
23.. virgo.. love the outdoors and love to socialize, go out for
drinks, restaurants, movies etc.. travel.. i have a lil kitty named
BOO and i luv her to death... uhhh oh im a super horny gurl too but
every gurl is they just wont admit it. so ilove watching p0rn and all
that.. love sex etc blah blah blah...who doesnt..
I really hope we get a chance to chat for a bit either online or on the fone before i get
there enxt week.. i hope u remmeber me and still wanna chill and arent
married yet lol.. OH YA also.. i need to find a job when i get there..
do u have any hookups or know anybody hiring? id LOVE to work in a bar
or osmehting like that...really anythgin cause my current job is fun
and all.. and technically i CUD keep doign it but i want a change.. i
currently work from home and well thats cool but i need ot be out
meeting people.. oh wait. i dont think i ever actually told u what i
did? hmm shud i......???? ok WELLLL... and dont get all weirded out
on me.. i work on a webcam chat community site and i get paid to chat
with people and get naked HHAHA... BOMB right :)? I KNOW.. like i
figure iim horny anyways why not get paid to chat with people and play
with myself heheh...anyways i hope u dont look down on that and NO
THATS NOT WHY IM CONTACTING U RELAX URSELF lol... i actually need help
once i move and i remembered u live there so im reaching out....like i
said before this computer is a complete piece of CRAP and freezes NON
STOP.. ive tried ot send this email to u maybe 3 times already and im
hopign this time i can hit SEND before i run into trouble lol..
ANYWAYS.. heres the deal....every month natalie (my boss) gives each
of us 3 VIP codes to give out to whoever we want.. so with this code u
can lgoin to watch me at work for free and dont have to pay like
everyone else... the only way i can give u one of the codes (so we can
chat) is if you absolutey DO NOT give it out to anyone else and u ONLY
USE IT FOR URSELF... i only get 3 a month and she gets pissed if more
than 3 people use them so DONT SHARE IT MISTER... i figured u cud
always email me back instead but my email account doesnt even let me
login half the time.. so the bets palce ot chat me is my chat room...
if theres anyone else logged in when u sign in ill boot them out.. but
remember DONT SHARE THIS PASSWORD PLEASE BABE IM BEGGING U.. I TRUST
U... im online most of the day now to try and save money for my move..
also since im in such a huge debt already form my student loan :( I
really thingk we need to chat before i get there and make sure u evern
remember me hahha.. anyways ive rambled on and on now and ur probably
soooo annnoyed with me so ill stop now.. im gonna go start work.. i
really hope u come chat me. it wud make my day and releive a lot of my
stress about the move... REALLY i mean that....anyways once i see u in
insdie ill shoot u myc ell number and u can gimme yours.. if u dont
wanna come chat i understand but its really the only palce to find me
now days.. if u email me abck ill probably get it once i get there
after my internet is setup so about 2-3 weeks fomr now.. but im hopign
to see u in my chat room.. rmemeber its 100% free with this code im
gonna give u.. just DONT GIVE IT OUT OR ILL KICK U IN THE BALLS
INSTEAD OF LICK U IN THE BALLS WHEN IS EE U hahahahha...k babe im out
for now... chat ya soon.. kisses xoxo Adriana
FREE VIP BYPASS LINK ---> http:://adrianaforyou.dp.ua
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last commentLUCKY YOU!
Lock up your wallet. LOL
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Fuck that's an email of epic length...kinda reminds me of a that fucked up 6,000 word article... It keeps going and going and going.
At first I was confused then the unique phrasing and diction became evident and it was clear all of a sudden that txtittyfag had written you a wee love letter.
Very sweet!!!
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How does she cam if her computer freezes all of the time? I'm on to her...
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You should replace the link at the end with a redaction .. That is the longest spam email i've ever seen.
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What a small world...I got the same email and I thought I was special :(
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Spam.
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23cambyman - No I am special. I got it 4 times. :)
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Shadow: She indicated her name is Adriana. Did you ever know anyone by that name, and that would have your e-mail address? (Otherwise, certainly looks like a spam attempt to get you to open the link provided.)
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Club_Goer - No it's spam. I've never even been on face book.
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Spam ? I love spam ! Grill that sumbitch then toast some bread, lettuas, mayo, tamatoe and one big fuckin happy juicebox
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Hey Oscar.
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Gee shadowcat, all I get is the BS from those asshole Nigerian males. LOL
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Shadow, at first I thought Adriana was a dancer you used to know. And I thought "that Shadowcat is a lucky son-of-a-bitch, he always gets the girl". But she went on and on and then it just didn't seem real.
Then you verified it was SPAM, and that would be my luck. Oh well, the fantasy was good while it lasted.
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sc,
You introduced her to me at Follies! Or maybe that was some other admirer of yours. :)
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You should write back to her :)
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2 points for creativity
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I occassionally get strange emails from girls in foreign countries and there is no spam link. I don't know how they get my email address. I never respond anyway. One time I did. The girl lived in Russia but her English wasn't too good.
One time I think I got an email from someone claiming to be a time traveler. He should have known it was a waste of time expecting me to respond to his email story. If he wanted me to believe, he could have given me the $600 million power ball lottery numbers.
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Where do I send the cash?
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Ha! I've been getting messages from Adriana every week for months. I'M the special one...lol
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Maybe Clubber is correct. The 3 of us who have received emails from her have all visited Follies. LOL.
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I get the same email from Adriana at least one a month.
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The slut has been stringing all of us along. :)
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Shoot – Now that everyone keeps mentioning Adriana – yep – I too receive emails from her all the time (they just tend to go directly into my Spam folder).
Seems like Adriana is quite the lonely gal :)
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Hey VM , did you get your $15,000,000.00 yet?
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I get those e-mails too many times and it's annoying. How does that sort of spam even get to your e-mail anyway?
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Your right Shadowcat I met that slut at Follies HAHA
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No, so far I've sent her $38,000,000,000,000. LOL
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JUICE! If you love Spam, you'll love Hawaii. Spam Musubi.
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For the Juice man...
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Spam...Spam...Spam...Spam!
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