Don't be dissin' LDK my bros...

I think we should have a new acronym for LDK style, but it shouldn't be CIP. No, my brothers, it should be JIT for "jizz in trousers". Captures the off the wall but genteel nature of our LDK bro.

I dig LDKs honesty. As all of us PLs try to one up each other (cue the dialog..."it took me 45 min of BBBJ to cum"..."no dude, I'm much cooler than you 'cos I had to hire two strippers and sodomize them with KFC drumsticks while sticking my dick in a Dyson vacuum cleaner"..."takes way more for me, I have to get BBBJCIMNQNSQWERTYUIOP")

I understand my brothers. We're dudes. We GOTS TA one up each other. If somebody says it takes a lot to make 'em cum the natural response is "I'm so frickin' coo-el it take way more to get me to cum". LDK bucks that trend. He shares the joy of a simple lapper ending with JIT!!!

I think we should all try to recapture that simple joy!

Except for the Drac-man of course. I suspect Monsieur Drac-a-doodle-Doo-dude "I'm always logged on" only cums from reading things posted 'bout him on TUSCL. That dude probably wakes up, says "I wonder what Dougster (oops...Dr) has posted 'bout me", takes a Viagra, eats two bags o' green M&Ms, looks a TUSCL, and fap, fap, fap..."

Don't say I don't do nice thinks for you Monsieur Drac. I just gave you an hours worth o' jackin' it material. I know I don't do as much for you as Dougsta...but still this should be evidence I care. I'm helping you to hit rock bottom to scare you into getting the psychological help you so need.




SO...WHO DO YOU FOLKS WANNA BE? Your choices are groovy LDK with an honest and simple JIT or whack job Drac who lives in a really sad Velvet Underground song where the protagonist dies of a green M&M overdose.

I'm gonna put on some pants so I can jizz in 'em!!!