Comments by Dudester (page 17)

40 years ago he was relevant. Today, he's a punchline. Sad.

In Houston, club owners clearly don't give a shit what is going on in other clubs. As long as they can staff their clubs, they don't care.

I prefer the slow and sensual LD myself. When I encounter one of those strippers who use me as a trampoline, it's one LD, or less, with them.

I would prefer a receipt over a bracelet. And clubs have different promotions (kissing contest, etc.) to interest customers.

O replaced my first ATF and the first 8 months were great. Then, between visits, she got caught by the cops, on her knees-with something in her mouth. She decided to turn over a new leaf, cutting me off. I didn't take it well and we would both get pissed when I turned down her offers for an air dance in the back room. It took several years for us to get to the point of being civil to each other. In the meantime, she has wrecked her body (through child birth) and she's become a punch line at the club that she works at.

harrydave is 100% right, and I would add "I've known ____ X amount of months/years and I know that she is customer service oriented" (no lie).

I strongly feel that at some point in the future, strip clubs and gambling dens will go together like peanut butter and jelly. Don't hold your breath, it's like 25-30 years from now.

I wish all clubs had showers and towels provided-with showers required if they work beyond 8 hours. Some girls trying to get rent money seriously need a shower.

Once in San Antonio, I went to a club that had 5.00 LD's. I went there after had been at a club where I got sick from rancid soda. I received a lackluster LD, but the brain wasn't working very well and I gave her a 20. Later, I got another lackluster LD from another stripper. She acted surprised to get a 20 but upon seeing my open wallet, she didn't work an upsell, nor did she even try to offer another LD. Totally disgusted, I left.

In Houston clubs, I haven't caught the camping out in the dressing room bit, however, I have caught strippers that: A) Will camp out at a table with with a non paying customer or BF B) Will avoid me because I'm 20-25 years older than them C) Will sit alone and text endlessly (although some clubs, I've noticed, bans cellphones on the floor)

Arriving at Houston Dolls days after a raid, my first LD was from a dancer wearing a 1970's top with metal rings. After she slammed my head into the wall three times, I stopped the LD.

Clubber, girls as young as 8 are getting their period nowadays. As for an 11 year old in the 1960's, daddy must have started on her when she was 8 and by age 10 he was doing her every single night (and sometimes during the day). Google pregnant preteens and you won't believe your eyes.

Forty years ago, he was relevant-now, he's a punchline. He should retire and quietly go away.

Does it have a GI Joe hand grenade hand grip ? I'm glad it's anatomically correct, that should include it's asshole + a tube of K-Y Jelly. Once my GI Joe's get one look at him, he's going to wish he had lube-they eat libs for breakfast.

How to get free publicity-be outrageous, say outrageous things. Shadowcat is old enough to remember Coffee, Tea, or me ? There was a time when "Stewardesses" had a certain image. Renaming them flight attendants was part of changing that. How does an airline endear itself to TUSCL brothers ? Topless flight attendants. Just imagine it.

Me: Where do I put the condom ? (indicating a spent condom) Her: Just toss it behind the chair. There'll be a dozen more back there before I finish tonight.

This will be a boost for a non network affiliated TV channel. For those of you on cable/dish ( probably 100% of you) on digital over the air TV, each local TV station has anywhere from one to five additional channels. NBC will market The Playboy Club to one of those channels. One of those channels will make enough money from this to better their content.

I can't believe everyone passed on this- Everytime I go to the club, I take my monkey. He's a bad monkey and he needs to be spanked. I much prefer that strippers spank my monkey. Sometimes I take my chicken. I let the strippers choke my chicken.

already been covered http://www.tuscl.net/postread.php?PID=15750

fez-is that you ? You made Lindsay Lohan gay.

She's a real cutie. What a crying shame.

Just once with my brother. I was kind of appalled at his behavior because he was married. "As long as I keep my zipper up, Tracy is fine with it." Later, we ended up securing a couple of females for the night, but only to go dancing with (one of them had found out that I had been a dance instructor). Several months later, I was sitting with my brother and Tracy, when Tracy brought up that I had gone clubbing with him. "Oh yeah", I said, "we had fun when we went dancing with them later." Tracy got a look "He didn't tell me about that part."

There's FAQ for the site at the bottom of the page. There does need to be a recommended practices list-i.e. don't use a credit card, don't use their ATM, etc.

Maybe he can get some help from Anthony Weiner.

Why do I suspect that the suspect party is a news anchor who doesn't want his name released as a client ? Who else would know where the list is ?