Comments by Dudester (page 18)

This should be slam dunk in front of a jury. Who hasn't been totally annoyed by marketers who won't take no for an answer as in "NEVER EVER call me again." Minutes later-Ring, "I have a wonderful piece of shit offer for you."

Fantasy North is a nude club on the north side of Houston. The building is a converted warehouse. They have the same furniture from when it opened 20 years ago. That furniture was second hand. Cover is 25.00 and you need a 12.00 wristband to get a LD. You're down 37.00 and you have yet to see a nipple.

Having worked at a hotel across the street, I can certify that clubs draw stalkers, a few of them even wearing a blue uniform with a badge and gun. Also, because strippers are by nature flakey and flighty, there's no counting on them. Finally, it would be nice of clubs had a computer screen at the front desk. Once you pay your cover, you can zip through and see who is in the club today. It wouldn't be that expensive to set up.

Until a couple of years ago, Houston clubs were so very frigid cold that I used to take a thick winter coat, no matter the time of year. I felt bad for some dancers, wearing only flimsy lingerie, and the temp was in the 50's. I think the recession made the clubs set their thermostats at more reasonable levels.

He's served 12 years. He doesn't need anymore. He should get a real job.

I wonder when they're going to go after Christina Hopkins for the same thing. She lives in Florida.

Let's see, Atlanta and ROB. Hmmm...

petite Asian, small breasts, 21-25 years old.

What a dumbass. I hope enjoys his time in the pokey.

The author must be a noob who has gone to one club, and one club only, or he never went and he talked to a noob who fucked up the opportunity because he was tipsy and the stripper saw him coming down I-45 with his lights on (I prefer the latter). I get laid in the VIP room/Champagne room when I pay the extra money. I once had FS on the main floor, but that was a rare exception.

1) tell me about the parking 2) Tell me about reception (what surprises lie in wait) 3) Tell me where the LD's are-prices ? 4) Add in the men's room-if notable. A troll ? Filthy ?

Another SC shooting, again at 3 a.m. or after, again, again, again.

I like it when a whiny Southern Californian doesn't get their way. Hope his lawyer charges him up the butt for his time and trouble.

Working uterus + viable sperm = instant parents. No test or employment record required. To be adoptive parent-microscope up the ass background checks, employment checks, credit checks + seven years of supervised experience as foster parent, then, we'll think about it. What is wrong with this picture ?

"Faheem was smoking outside a house with two acquaintances when he was attacked by one black male, two white males, an Asian male and two Hispanic males, according to police reports." Ah, the veritable melting pot. Faheem was living the American dream.

What is the point of pointing out a term is pointless? Some people aren't happy unless they are complaining. What is the point of strip clubs? A safety valve. Wives usually have a lower libido than their husbands. What is hubby to do ? Also, single guys need pussy lest they become frustrated and do something really stupid. What is the difference between a stripper, an exotic dancer, a spinner, and a niblick? stripper-female in need of money, takes clothes off and uses any means, fair or unfair to get money exotic dancer- female who takes pride in her appearance and dancing ability. She likes the admiration and money that comes with the job. spinner-petite female who is a pleasure to get a LD from because she is small and can move around easily without much effort. niblick-a real pain in the ass to deal with. What is the meaning of life? Life is a shit sandwich. The more bread you have,the less shit you have to eat. Do they have strip clubs on other planets? On Centauri Prime in the Centauri system, they have some girls who will just knock your socks off. Because pleasure of the male is so highly treasured, there is no need for strip clubs. The girls are willing to hook up with you and law discourages anyone interfering. Traders from the Sirius star system are known traffickers. For the right $$$$ they'll hook you up, but they won't tell you where in the galaxy they found the girl.

Pussy control-really-no kidding

Although there have been a few exceptions, overall, the best LD's were at St. James. I like slow and sensual, nipple sucking while she caresses my neck and head while she purrs in my ear. Leading to kitty play and DATY.

About fifteen years ago, I was working at an agency whose parking lot was adjacent to the backside of some tennis courts. One particular weekend, there was a tournament gong on. I was sitting in my car sorting paperwork before the end of shift. This girl apeared under the trees. The area was somewhat remote and she looked around before she started undressing-changing from her tennis attire to street clothes. I did see boobies during the transition.

For years, Splendor had Brazilian TS dancers. If a dancer has bigger shoulders, larger biceps, and a voice deeper than mine, that's a YIKES!!/No Sale in my book. I've seen pics/short video clips of TS who were effeminate before the surgery and that kind of thing has piqued my curiousity, but I have yet to meet one of those.

1) I seriously think we should send Baddjack to do a review on this place. After his fall down funny, side splitting, injure yourself, review of the strip club/truck stop, his place would be the most awesome review ever. 2) There's a place on the north side of Houston called "Club Tranz". I wonder what kind of club it is ?[saracasm] I'm too homophobic to find out.

For artistic dancing, there are burlesque clubs. Burlesque is an accepted rising art form. Most strip clubs are bordellos in disguise. Most "dancers" don't really understand dance. They were raised in an age of hip hop and don't begin to understand waltz, cha cha, and salsa. Those have been relegated to the burlesque shows and some TV programs.

LD's-Waste of time & money BJ's-Waste of time & money in bed-two is company, three is a crowd-someone feels iced out. Don't do it.

Females use six to seven times the words men use in a day. If you've got a good thing going, why fuck it up by running your mouth ? Geez.

It appears that online stings are way up, leaving SC's as the most safe route of getting pussy.