Hugh Hefner Going Deaf from Viagra

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samsung1
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Hugh Hefner is going deaf from constantly taking Viagra, but said he would rather be deaf than give up sex.

His twin "girlfriends" Karissa and Kristina Shannon said that Hef is very hard of hearing. They said they can sit next to him and he doesn't hear what they are saying. He wears hearing aids, but people have to speak loudly into his good ear for him to hear them. Hefner is 85 years old, and hearing usually is compromised at that age, but the Viagra could have aided the loss. The FDA has warned the public for years about hearing loss associated with Viagra. Hugh Hefner takes Viagra twice a week for his scheduled bedroom "parties" with his girls. His ex-fiance, Crystal Harris, said the timing has to be perfect, between taking his medication and his scheduled "parties" or he will be upset if he can't perform.

Other girlfriends have stated that the Playboy tycoon doesn't even seem to enjoy the romp in the hay much any more. It's almost as though he's just going through the motions because he's trying to keep up his reputation.

It's probably time for Hugh Hefner to hang up his trademark silk smoking jacket, put on a pair of sweatpants like every other senior citizen and retire. It's time to give it a rest. Hef, you should let the girls go, sell the Playboy Mansion, get a smaller place and go to bingo on Tuesday nights instead of these silly weekly "parties" in your bedroom. In other words, act your age. It's nothing to be ashamed of.


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shadowcat
14 years ago
EH? What did you say?
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newmark
14 years ago
It is kinda sad. He has really become a caricature of himself..
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DFFECHSWU
14 years ago
He's 85 years old for christ's sake. He should give it up ... and what stable minded 20-something wants to hook up with someone 4X their age? Look at his next wife ... oops ... I mean the one who left him with a reputation to try and correct. Whether or not they are true, there are new items that say she wanted to leave him at the altar, all to make a buck. A few of them in her case ... 500K of them.
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troop
14 years ago
deaf from viagra eh? does that mean that he's switching to cialis?
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Dudester
14 years ago
40 years ago he was relevant. Today, he's a punchline. Sad.
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poleshadow
13 years ago
I'm going to out on a limb and say that when you're 185 years old, it's the not the Viagra that's making you lose your hearing.
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newmark
13 years ago
I hear he has had several male houseguests go blind over the years.
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