Because it's a slow day: Take your pet to the club?
shadowcat
Atlanta suburb
My cat "shadow" is very people oriented. If I could take him to the club, I think that he would be a hit. And just think, I could then tell the dancers that they can pet my kitty if I can pet theirs.
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I remember hearing that some time ago. I don't recall it being as funny as the premise would indicate it should be.
When I got to the club she asked if I had any more pictures. i pulled out my iPhone and showed her about a dozen pictures I'd taken. All the other strippers crowded around and ooh'd and ahh'd.
his teacher asked "johnny why did you bring your cat to class?"
little johnny said to his teacher "because this morning at the kitchen table my dad looked at my mom and said I am going to eat that pussy when the kids go to school."
I had to add that joke I thought it was cute
Everytime I go to the club, I take my monkey. He's a bad monkey and he needs to be spanked. I much prefer that strippers spank my monkey.
Sometimes I take my chicken. I let the strippers choke my chicken.