My cat "shadow" is very people oriented. If I could take him to the club, I think that he would be a hit. And just think, I could then tell the dancers that they can pet my kitty if I can pet theirs.
My cat "shadow" is very people oriented. If I could take him to the club, I think that he would be a hit. And just think, I could then tell the dancers that they can pet my kitty if I can pet theirs.
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last commentBe careful. Somebody might eat your pussy.
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I keep waiting to see a blind person with a service dog at a SC.
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Well, one girl came in on her off day to show off her boxer puppy. The girls went nuts and the little guy was passed from one girl to another getting tons of stripper love.
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LOL, jackslash. I've met "Shadow" at shadowcat's place. Shadow is a good cat. I imagine he would be a hit at a club. This past Friday night, I was up at Players Club in Detroit and some dancer brought in her little puppy and like mikeya02 says, the dancers had a great time giving stripper love to the little puppy.
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Also, a guy in a wheelchair with his aide dog come in and they both get lots of affection. The dog even gets to go to the vip room with him.
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Crank Yankers did a prank call to strip club asking if she could bring her seeing eye dog Butch bc she wax a blind stripper
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ss1,
I remember hearing that some time ago. I don't recall it being as funny as the premise would indicate it should be.
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Well, as it happens, I recently got a Yorkie puppy for my wife. I didn't take it to the club, but did send a picture to my fav. She texted back how cute it was (for $475 bucks it better be cute!)
When I got to the club she asked if I had any more pictures. i pulled out my iPhone and showed her about a dozen pictures I'd taken. All the other strippers crowded around and ooh'd and ahh'd.
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a singer from a famous 80s band once came in to the club where I was working and insisted that they let his dog come in. The dog got a tour of the whole club. Lucky dog.
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little johnny walked into class one day with his cat
his teacher asked "johnny why did you bring your cat to class?"
little johnny said to his teacher "because this morning at the kitchen table my dad looked at my mom and said I am going to eat that pussy when the kids go to school."
I had to add that joke I thought it was cute
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Samsung1 that was hilarious I always wondered if blind girls could be strippers, apparently they can be very bitchy ones
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Nice one, bodaniels
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I can't believe everyone passed on this-
Everytime I go to the club, I take my monkey. He's a bad monkey and he needs to be spanked. I much prefer that strippers spank my monkey.
Sometimes I take my chicken. I let the strippers choke my chicken.
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I just bring my duck. Its huge. Girls like a guy with a big duck.
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i'd take a penthouse pet from the club ;)
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