Because it's a slow day: Take your pet to the club?

16 comments

• jackslash

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  13 years ago

  Be careful. Somebody might eat your pussy.
• dudeanonymous

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  13 years ago

  I keep waiting to see a blind person with a service dog at a SC.
• mikeya02

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  13 years ago

  Well, one girl came in on her off day to show off her boxer puppy. The girls went nuts and the little guy was passed from one girl to another getting tons of stripper love.
• vincemichaels

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  13 years ago

  LOL, jackslash. I've met "Shadow" at shadowcat's place. Shadow is a good cat. I imagine he would be a hit at a club. This past Friday night, I was up at Players Club in Detroit and some dancer brought in her little puppy and like mikeya02 says, the dancers had a great time giving stripper love to the little puppy.
• mikeya02

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  13 years ago

  Also, a guy in a wheelchair with his aide dog come in and they both get lots of affection. The dog even gets to go to the vip room with him.
• samsung1

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  13 years ago

  Crank Yankers did a prank call to strip club asking if she could bring her seeing eye dog Butch bc she wax a blind stripper
• Clubber

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  13 years ago

  ss1, I remember hearing that some time ago. I don't recall it being as funny as the premise would indicate it should be.
• samsung1

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  13 years ago

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• steve229

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  13 years ago

  Well, as it happens, I recently got a Yorkie puppy for my wife. I didn't take it to the club, but did send a picture to my fav. She texted back how cute it was (for $475 bucks it better be cute!) When I got to the club she asked if I had any more pictures. i pulled out my iPhone and showed her about a dozen pictures I'd taken. All the other strippers crowded around and ooh'd and ahh'd.
• bodaniels26

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  13 years ago

  a singer from a famous 80s band once came in to the club where I was working and insisted that they let his dog come in. The dog got a tour of the whole club. Lucky dog.
• bodaniels26

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  13 years ago

  little johnny walked into class one day with his cat his teacher asked "johnny why did you bring your cat to class?" little johnny said to his teacher "because this morning at the kitchen table my dad looked at my mom and said I am going to eat that pussy when the kids go to school." I had to add that joke I thought it was cute
• bodaniels26

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  13 years ago

  Samsung1 that was hilarious I always wondered if blind girls could be strippers, apparently they can be very bitchy ones
• vincemichaels

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  13 years ago

  Nice one, bodaniels
• Dudester

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  13 years ago

  I can't believe everyone passed on this- Everytime I go to the club, I take my monkey. He's a bad monkey and he needs to be spanked. I much prefer that strippers spank my monkey. Sometimes I take my chicken. I let the strippers choke my chicken.
• mikeya02

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  13 years ago

  I just bring my duck. Its huge. Girls like a guy with a big duck.
• troop

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  13 years ago

  i'd take a penthouse pet from the club ;)