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12 years ago
Don't pass up The Netherlands... You could devote the better part of a weekend on Amsterdam...(lol)!
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12 years ago
I've actually spent some quality time with the real Alese!
I was even planning to go to Nicole's tonight, but I think I'll pass for a month or so...
And shame on P-A to suggest that anyone on TUSCL would be less than 100% truthful..!
Now as for being lonely pathetic losers, you get no argument from me! Where's my Jack Daniels?
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12 years ago
Not so many years ago on the Block in Bal'more I could sit at the bar and get a HJ with the girl grabbing a napkin from the dispenser for the final catch and then casually reaching over the bar to toss it into the wastebasket, right in front of the bartender. At maybe the "Kit Kat Klub"? (name escapes me), the going rate was $20. She offered BBBJ for $50. When I said, "Can you really do that here?", she pointed to a fellow dancer who's head happened to be down below the counter at the time in some other smiling dude's lap. Things maybe were a little looser on the block then, and certainly cheaper. She also was a contortionist and did her best to get me to try FS for the exotic experience. Even took me on a tour of the private quarters, with a bed and all. In town for business, I did two nights of $20 "public" HJs while watching other naked pussy, and called it quits. Still wonder to this day about the prospects with a contortionist. Anyone had that kind of go?
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12 years ago
It even concerns me when I get lovely nipples in my mouth that some tobacco chewer was there just before me, and the girl had not freshened up. I'd be interested to hear from dancers about whether they bother to tidy up between LD gigs,or just move on. I know that some girls regularly disappear for a while after leaving the LD or VIP area, or even the stage, and I assume they are paying attention to the basics of hygiene. But I've seen many who just get the next round going. Of course if you're sucking a bit of nipple at the stage, you're going to get whatever the guy across from you left.
Since one of my favs regularly provides a saliva lube for her quality HJ, I've been concerned on occasion about whether she has had anything added to the mix in the prior few minutes...
However, at a not-so-typical local "SC" in Salisbury, NC, my dates have been very good about using a mild alcohol wash where and when it is needed. That has included freshening up their perky nipples, as well as some more necessary parts of both of us.
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12 years ago
Then there's the old saw about a grandma hooker in the dark and the john who says, "Ugh, what's that smell?" and she coos and says "Well, I'm too old to cum, so I thought I'd shit"...
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12 years ago
I guess I'm fortunate to have at least two local all nude no alcohol clubs that have adequate mileage with the right dancer. Used to be 3 but one went alcohol and from what I've heard, the only way to get mileage is to pay dearly for the "most erotic limo ride" in the area. In fact I was at one last night and had a great time (review coming) and am headed for another in an hour or two.
The first ITC FS I ever had was in an all nude no alcohol club. The dancer said, "I can put that away for you", and proceeded to a reverse cowgirl FS that is still memorable.
Where I'm headed tonight has the potential for hand down the pants decent HJ, with a tease of BJ. At the same time, I can have roaming privileges including free rein of a kitty. The kitty will be as up close and personal as the patron wants. (I'm not into DATY with dancers. Could be fun, but not worth the risk to me.)
On the other hand, I've been to an almost-local club (not exactly a SC) where my new found friend said I should have brought some squares of SaranWrap!!! (She's cautious, which I appreciate immensely.)
But it's also true that good mileage can be had at topless only alcohol places. As GMD says, it depends on the club, and probably more so on the dancer.
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13 years ago
The years have clearly taken their toll. I'm surprised Playboy didn't do more to smooth out the cellulite and other signs of abuse, self or otherwise.
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13 years ago
Many of the reviews are good, even if they are not necessarily current. Several of the Raleigh area clubs have been reviewed recently. If you make it as far west as Greensboro, Southside Johnny's and Harper's II are nude. Johnny's is very up close, but the girls are hit or miss. A few, including Eve, are well worth your time. Bubbles looks great, but in my experience is mostly tease. Executive Suite still says it's nude, but it's not. Centerfolds used to be great as Teasers, but I haven't been there since the change in ownership -- Executive Club has recently changed hands again too. Check a couple of the other reviews.
If you go another half hour to Winston-Salem, Winkers (only Tues-Sat) is nude and very friendly, but no 9s or 10s. Paper Moon is a waste as is Club Risque. Platinum Diamonds has a couple of the old favorites from Winkers (Kendall in particular), so I've heard --- haven't been in a long time. Fillys' is probably the best for quality, but mixed mileage. If you're after a bit of mileage, Winkers or Southside Johnny's can be lots of fun...
enjoy your trip
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13 years ago
It's amazing how many strippers I've met over the years who were 'studying to be a nurse'. Since I'm married to one, I try not to press and embarrass the poor girls. Of course many of them, to my delight, are into nursing...letting me enjoy those rock hard nipples in my old mouth.
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13 years ago
How did Founder let this horseshit get started? Can't we flag Discussions too?
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13 years ago
William probably had that lovely dress up over her very pretty head while she was bending over to pet the dog before they went to the reception...
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13 years ago
I live in serious drought country. Bible belt with LOTS of clubs (any correlation!), but not many Aces. I don't know when I've seen a 10 in my locals except one time in the audience when this young chick tipped a dancer and the place went crazy. Dancer did her thing with chickie, lifting dress nearly over her head, sucking her fine bare tits and letting the rest of us see her primo ass in a thong. More $$ was tossed on the customer than the dancer! There's no place local I'd take someone. Just slip out on my own when I can and take in the not so terrific sights.
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13 years ago
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motorheadFat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
I don't care much about the thread, but I love Microd...'s photo. Could be subtitled 'open for business'.
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13 years ago
Sounds like an old song by now, but I dislike tats in general. The rave ones with black curls or sweeps from an eyebrow or ear are just plain ugly. Have one local honey who's actually very cute but for some unknown reason has her stage name "Bubbles" in a large tat across her upper back. Maybe that's for advertising when she's riding the guy across from me in a not very private LD area...
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13 years ago
Supposedly W. C. Fields responded to some woman's question about whether he ever put that stuff in his drinks by saying, "Madam, fish piss in that stuff".
In fact he's right. Freshwater fish piss about 200-400 ml/kg/day. The low number would be the equivalent of a 160 lb man pissing about 15 liters/day. As it is, most of us piss about 1.5 L/day -- at least until we get to a SC and drink buckets of beer. If we were those fish, we'd have very little time to enjoy pussy...
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13 years ago
It varies a great deal. I have a local club that gives the girls $20 of a $25 LD and $45 of a $50 VIP, very generous I would think. Before a recent change, the girl could give the house $5 for the first of an unlimited number of $20 LDs, and keep all the other $20s (that is, first dance to me was $25, then rest, $20). I really liked that because the girls got what they earned. Of course a special effort could easily boost their income.
I have been to clubs where the girls claimed the house took $10 of $25, and they had a 'tip out' of $50-$150/shift, giving something to everyone from the DJ and bartender to the troll in the men's room. For some girls on some nights, it no doubt is tough just to make the tip out.
The whole idea of club economics
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13 years ago
Great synopsis, BookGuy. If the guy who's getting all the dancer's lavish attention is 20-30 years older than she (as is often the case in my experience), I just chock it up to his being a regular who tips well, or else he's her pimp. It is really aggravating if you're interested in some potentially quality time with the young lady. It's tough to ask her for a dance when she's standing between a guy's legs who's sitting on a stool and sucking face.
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13 years ago
Old, old county fair, skanky strip show --- dancer takes cigar out of guy's mouth, inserts a la Bill Clinton, and then back in his mouth. He loved it, at least until the taste hit him.
Have also seen the occasional no-hands cigarette smoking routine. Good muscle control. Love that Kegel muscle.
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13 years ago
I agree with boss that you owe it to the finer foxes to look decent, unless you're in your 'quick tug and good day' local dive. Shorts are great in season, and 'in commando' she quickly can tell she has your attention. It makes it easy for the line of 'we should go take care of that...' In my neighborhood it's going to be another month or so before shorts don't make you really stand out. I'm ready to be shed of winter stuff.
My preference is a pair of thin, dark dress pants. I wear a belt but leave it loose and leave the top button/hook of the fly at ease. Any girl who's interested can navigate that easily.
My most recent pleasant surprise was when an ATF took the belt off with her teeth at the tip rail --- fully off, no hands! When I asked her what to do with it, and she said 'leave it off', I knew my evening would end on a high note. I carried the belt around until she was ready for my finale. Good time had by all.
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13 years ago
Asian Massage Parlors and the like have pretty much replaced the do-it-yourself spots in many areas. There was a place like you mention in Seattle that just closed, and there are some in SF and I'm sure elsewhere. However if you paid $200 for a one handed DIY, you got taken on a royal ride. Maybe you meant that's what the hot tub would have been.
There are some jerk-joints listed on tuscl, and you can't drive very far without seeing adds for a "spa" on the interstates. Some are FS at your own risk, and others are everything from DIY to her tugging topless and you having gotten "comfortable", to both of you totally comfortable and take it from there. There are several in my part of the world that typically are $120 - $160 for 30 mins, tip included, for at least a happy ending, sometimes more.
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13 years ago
easy for you younger studs to say,samsung!
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14 years ago
Yes, but 'duh' is not a statistically significant response! If you have some young friends who want to stay in the gene pool, let 'em see this. If, however, you'd rather shoot blanks or dummy rounds, then by all means use that laptop well before you head to an OTC, or otherwise...
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14 years ago
A couple of my local clubs are so inconsistent that frequent reviews seem to be talking about totally different places. As a result, you can read a piss poor rating one day and shortly thereafter get a review that sounds like the place is the Playboy Mansion. Of course that review might have come from the owner...which is a real possibility. I think having current reviews on hand is very important. As we know, some clubs rarely get reviewed b/c patrons aren't members of tuscl or don't bother reviewing. So those of us who do review are providing a useful service, IMHO.
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14 years ago
georgmic
You got that straight. Only thing she's likely to get is going to be in her hand.
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14 years ago
Truth be told, a 'stunning blond' catches my eye, and I'm not opposed to her being nude in front of me..., but a solid brunette or a cold black-haired nicely turned miss, even with (God forbid) a bit of a bush, is higher on the list. However, like johnb, I'm old enough to enjoy whatever is on the runway.