clamheart

Don't pass up The Netherlands... You could devote the better part of a weekend on Amsterdam...(lol)!

I've actually spent some quality time with the real Alese! I was even planning to go to Nicole's tonight, but I think I'll pass for a month or so... And shame on P-A to suggest that anyone on TUSCL would be less than 100% truthful..! Now as for being lonely pathetic losers, you get no argument from me! Where's my Jack Daniels?

Not so many years ago on the Block in Bal'more I could sit at the bar and get a HJ with the girl grabbing a napkin from the dispenser for the final catch and then casually reaching over the bar to toss it into the wastebasket, right in front of the bartender. At maybe the "Kit Kat Klub"? (name escapes me), the going rate was $20. She offered BBBJ for $50. When I said, "Can you really do that here?", she pointed to a fellow dancer who's head happened to be down below the counter at the time in some other smiling dude's lap. Things maybe were a little looser on the block then, and certainly cheaper. She also was a contortionist and did her best to get me to try FS for the exotic experience. Even took me on a tour of the private quarters, with a bed and all. In town for business, I did two nights of $20 "public" HJs while watching other naked pussy, and called it quits. Still wonder to this day about the prospects with a contortionist. Anyone had that kind of go?

It even concerns me when I get lovely nipples in my mouth that some tobacco chewer was there just before me, and the girl had not freshened up. I'd be interested to hear from dancers about whether they bother to tidy up between LD gigs,or just move on. I know that some girls regularly disappear for a while after leaving the LD or VIP area, or even the stage, and I assume they are paying attention to the basics of hygiene. But I've seen many who just get the next round going. Of course if you're sucking a bit of nipple at the stage, you're going to get whatever the guy across from you left. Since one of my favs regularly provides a saliva lube for her quality HJ, I've been concerned on occasion about whether she has had anything added to the mix in the prior few minutes... However, at a not-so-typical local "SC" in Salisbury, NC, my dates have been very good about using a mild alcohol wash where and when it is needed. That has included freshening up their perky nipples, as well as some more necessary parts of both of us.

Then there's the old saw about a grandma hooker in the dark and the john who says, "Ugh, what's that smell?" and she coos and says "Well, I'm too old to cum, so I thought I'd shit"...