Woman Nabbed For Auto Erotic Crime

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samsung1
Ohio
AUGUST 25--A Cincinnati woman was simultaneously masturbating with a sex toy and watching a pornographic video while driving last week, according to cops who arrested her on assorted criminal charges.

Colondra Hamilton, 36, was pulled over last Tuesday evening in a traffic stop triggered when cops noticed she was driving a 2008 Pontiac with overly tinted windows.

That's when officers noticed that Hamilton's pants were unbuttoned. And she had a vibrator in her lap. Questioned by cops, Hamilton admitted to engaging in auto erotic manipulation, and revealed that she had also been watching a porno movie that was playing on the laptop of a friend in the passenger seat, according to an Elmwood Place Police Department report.

Hamilton, pictured in the above mug shot, was booked into the Hamilton County jail on a misdemeanor count of driving with “impaired alertness.” Hamilton was also charged with possession of drug paraphernalia since cops found a “broken piece of crack pipe” in her purse.

She was not, however, accused of using the pipe while she was driving and masturbating and watching an X-rated film, the title of which was not released. (2 pages)
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/b…

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vincemichaels
14 years ago
YIKES, samsung1, what a pic!
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dudeanonymous
14 years ago
What? She wasn't texting at the same time?
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troop
14 years ago
poor ho got so excited while friggin herself, she broke her crack pipe!
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georgmicrodong
14 years ago
Zoiks! I can see why she was doing it herself. Even I wouldn't touch that!
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amaihar
14 years ago
DAMNIT!!! I thought she was going to be hot. Well i guess she's a HOT MESS! LOL
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clamheart
14 years ago
georgmic

You got that straight. Only thing she's likely to get is going to be in her hand.
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MisterGuy
14 years ago
I just love the bogus "possession of drug paraphernalia" charges, or the "this looks like something you could use to do drugs with" charges...blah...
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