Need clothing advice
wtd03
I'm looking for pants that provide the best feel for me and the stripper with the easiest access. I keep hearing how jeans suck, a belt shouldn't be worn so that cancels out dress pants and sweatpants are debatable and some clubs don't allow that look. So what examples do you have of pants that will achieve my goal?
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I like to dress like I am going out with one of these chicks. Don't dress like a slob.
My preference is a pair of thin, dark dress pants. I wear a belt but leave it loose and leave the top button/hook of the fly at ease. Any girl who's interested can navigate that easily.
My most recent pleasant surprise was when an ATF took the belt off with her teeth at the tip rail --- fully off, no hands! When I asked her what to do with it, and she said 'leave it off', I knew my evening would end on a high note. I carried the belt around until she was ready for my finale. Good time had by all.
Poor choice for cold weather. Even if yuo wear sweat pants over them and strip off in the car, walking into a club that doesn't tacitly accept extras marks your expectations like wearing a neon sign. Dancers who might quietly offer extras will avoid you since bouncers will watch you like a hawk and other dancers will pester her about what she did.
Some midwest clubs ban shorts.
Ironically, just yesterday I went shopping at WalMart for LD friendly pants and shirt.
Found a pair of black dress pants for $19. WalMart house brand "George." Composition: 55% polyester / 45% "Repreve (TM)" polyester. Made in Vietnam. Style# 23000271 BLKSOT. "Easy Fit Waist" BEWARE there are similar GEORGE pants of somewhat different and rougher material; they have a faint pinstripe design.
This composition is available in grey but black is better choice, I think. Only style with this fiber content is pleated [not too obvious] and cuffed. Unfortunately, there is a button near top of zipper and another button plus a covered metal hook on the waist band. Of course you needn't use all of them!
The material is VERY soft outside AND inside, So soft that the male cashier spontaneously commented to me about how much he liked the soft material!
I don't know how well they will wear under "extreme" conditions and how the material handles "stains", so the low price is an important consideration.
There are also short sleeve shirts made in Vietnam of the same material for $10. I bought a black and dark grey verical stripped shirt. I can't say much for the combo out in the real world but they should help you "fade" into the low light LD VIP environment.
WalMart also had some nice scoop necked T-shirts of soft material for $5. Most of their shorts were of the rough material cargo pants style.
If commando isn't convenient, Fruit of the Loom makes 100% cotton relaxed fit, button fly knit boxers. They're very soft and fairly thin. The design of the legs is loose fitting enough to allow for "riding up" access if other routes are inconvenient. And the boxers can provide a partial barrier to "fluids."
Again, low price is really important here.
BTW, I remember a member saying he cut a hole in one side pocket of his pants allowing access when other more obvious routes were "inconvenient." Just have to remember not to drop money or other objects into that pocket, lol.
wtd03, let us know how things go.
soft enough for both parties and covers enough to not attract unwanted attentions
My fav club is only interested in getting customers in the front door; you can wear anything you want as long as your junk don't show when you're walking around. Last summer, I found a pair of long shorts that were the fabric weight of boxers. I tried 'em at the club and they allowed very easy access, but they were just a little thin for wearing around the club and from the parking lot.
Basic rules: dark fabric, loose fitting, elastic waist band, no zipper and, of course, commando. Gym shorts or sweat pants as the season allows.
Doesn't that make it hard to tell if you're cumming or going?
ROFL Steve229!!
I only visit this board occasionally, but I have to say.... I love this thread. :)
One time I was changing from my club clothes back into my work clothes to go home. It was in the dirt parking lot, far away from the door, almost out on the highway. The door guy and a couple of bouncers came out and ran me off. They had cameras that could see that far out. Glad they were watching for that and not for all of the contact inside the club. I'll take that trade-off.
For shorts weather, UnderArmour loose gear allows very good up-the-leg-opening access. Again, she can slip you inside her without the obvious move of pulling at your waistband.
I DO make sure that I am beefed with cash whatever clothes I am wearing!
and then realist comes along and sums it up nicely ;)
like i've said before, just wear something.
A dancer friend used to say that about some of her older customers (much older).
"Softer" rather than canvas = less pain on bare skin, and again appreciated by the ladies.
Baggy rather than tight = room for Mr. Happy to move 'round.
Extremely tight, rather than baggy = clings to Mr. Happy when he moves 'round.
Final point, not yet mentioned in this thread: you should pay as much attention to your underwear as to your outer-pants. I have found some stretch-lycra / nylon / cotton blends which are just excellent because they cling in the proper manner.
So, my outfit is:
1. dress-slacks of a slightly stretchy, very soft material (not quite as stretchy as a t-shirt, but more stretchy than a bed-sheet or dress-shirt; heavier than a t-shirt, but lighter than a sweatshirt).
2. No belt.
3. clingy-tight (but thin) nylon-cotton-lycra blend underwear. (No button or zipper.)
4. Condom, lubricated inside, if necessary / desired. :)
I wear dress pants (they are 60% polyester / 40% cotton) and are smooth, soft and look nice. Almost always black, too!
NOTE: My "club pants" are a size bigger at the waist, which allows for easy access if the opportunity arises. It also allows for additional room for The Associate to spread out.
I DO wear a belt, but the buckle has no sharp edges.
COMMANDO! A must!
When it comes down to "action time", either before dances start ITC, or more interesting activities OTC, the keys come out of the pocket, my cell phone and holster come off, my belt comes off ... and I am ready!
This question is like asking me why do I often wear tshirts to church? It's because the new priest keeps the temperature hot as hell inside. To me hot as hell is 76 degrees in the winter time. I am comfortable in short sleeves in the 60's. I am used to sweating in the summer but sweating year round is for the birds and cotton feels better if you get hot and sweaty. I guess our new priest likes it hot as hell and doesn't care if people wear shorts to church. There were a lot last year doing so. I guess if shorts are ok for church, they should certainly be ok for strip clubs in the summer time.
Tip #53 from your Dirty Uncle Jack
1) Is wearing sweats to get more feeling from a lapdance juvenile? I think not, no more so than clothing appropriate to maximizing the enjoyment of any pleasurable endeavor would be. The POINT of a lapdance (at least for me) is sexual enjoyment, which an engorged penis nestled in the girl's glutei maximi, betwixt her breasts, or, when the cum gods are smiling, in her capable hands, dramatically enhances. As anyone who plays tennis, swims, dances, etc., knows, fashion's okay, so long as functionality is not compromised.
2) If we want stimulation (more than what 'normal' pants would allow), then we should find a girl who will give it to us? Your statement presumes we should just spring for VIP or OTC if we're seeking genital stimulation. If doing so, I'd agree what we wear to the club becomes less relevant because we'll be doffing your duds or dropping your drawers anyway. BUT, for reasons of expense, convenience, or simple preference, some of us may NOT want that degree of time and dollar commitment. Creaming our jeans, as it were, has its place in the pantheon of SC experiences, and I've often found it to be quite satisfactory, dollar-for-dollar.
Now, I do aim for a certain decorum in the club, wearing a light-weight sport coat, black polo shirt, and nice shoes to complement my black lounge pants. So far, I've received mostly positive reviews from girls who appreciate the lack of buckle/button hardware, soft fabric, and ease of access. Only one girl has ever registered a complaint, and that was because she was a sub-5 for whom I couldn't raise my mast. She didn't like what became a game of find-the-sausage during her lap boogie. We, fortunately, haven't crossed laps again.
I walk in looking "normal" and better dressed than most. These clothes are very comfortable and I am very lap dance ready. Many girls will actually stroke the pants simply because they like the feel.
Of course, if she wants to make extras happen, she will manage to access the equipment no matter what you wear. If she doesn't, she won't, again no matter what you wear!