Comments by clamheart (page 2)

A lot of guys dress commando style just for the purpose of getting off. I do. I have a few regulars who know the routine and can make it happen, but at my age it takes a bit more than it once did. It's a real pain going home with blue balls as JKPDX says...

Speaking of pathetic. Your reviews, 'definitelynot...', are pieces of crap.

Ditto on the help. London is one of the world's greatest cities so don't spend all your time in the dark looking at pussy! It's pretty much universal... If you get a chance, Brown's is a great spot for a pint. I've had mixed success with Rainbow Sports. It's a solid notch or two lower than Brown's or White Horse in terms of quality of women. London is a lot easier to get around in than it might seem. Get yourself a good map. The London A-Z book (that's A to Zed!) (comes in pocket size) will serve you well. Do more walking than riding the tube. You see a lot more, and the distances are not great, especially in central London. A good bus map helps too. You can get a bus to just about anywhere. Sorry I can't remember the line that stops across the street from Brown's! BTW stay out of ALL the other places near Sunset Strip. Londonguy is right about actually having a chance to get hurt in a lot of the really scummy SCs. Have a great trip. You've got a break on the GBP. Give us a report!

You've gotten some good advice. London is very expensive for most SCs. Places like Stringfellows and Club Oops, e.g., will bleed you dry! You have one advantage that the pound is down to about $1.65. It was right at $2.00 when I was there in 2007. Check out some of my reviews from 2007. Browns and The White Horse Pub are both great places to see some very pretty women up close and nude. It looks as though White Horse has gone a bit upscale with the new Blush name. Both are/were pubs where the dancers circulate with a pint jar collecting a pound from each patron before they dance. If there are not enough patrons, sometimes the interval between dances can be very long. I think Brown's is open Sunday but only in the afternoon. There is no admission and you can stay as long as you like. Brown's has a pole/lap option in the back that was 15 pounds in 2007. The dance is all air. You're much better off standing close to the stage with a pint of your favorite in your hand and nude, mostly young, pussy almost in your face. Most of the places in Soho/Chinatown are a total rip off. Aside from the admission and often a two drink minimum, a lot of the girls are skanks. Remember also that the smallest paper British money is a 5 pound note, so you're tossing $7-8 or more each tip. I would not recommend tossing the 1- or 2-pound coin! Stringfellows is very upscale, and I've been told, has lovely women and sometimes rock/movie stars hanging about. Not your average American SC. One exception to the "don't go to clubs in Soho" is Sunset Strip. The admission was 15 pounds and you could come and go all day. The club has a small theater type stage and seating downstairs. You can stay as long as you want, and you don't have to buy a drink. The girls appreciate tips but mostly that means they will show you their pussy more so than a guy down the row who doesn't tip. The tip won't get you much. As far as I know, there are no options for extras, although that may not be true. There were lots of Eastern Europeans there when ever I went. Girls do get fully nude. I had heard about the private action londonguy noted, but don't know anything about how to get access. Prostitution is legal in London. You'll see escort/massage/fuck advertisements plastered in every phone booth in the King's Cross area. In Soho/Chinatown, there are lots of "models". They advertise in small doorways with signs like 'beautiful blond 3rd floor', 'lovely young Asian upstairs', etc. You'll see guys going and coming (!) through some doors and not others. In 2007 you could get CBJ for 25 pounds and CFS for 30, plus 5 pounds for the 'matron' that meets you at the door and takes you to the star. I had a very lovely time with a young Thai. I opted for CBJ but at the last minute she converted it herself to FS for the same price. Too bad you're only staying one day. However, if your off to Prague from London, the sky's the limit!

I probably go back longer than many of you except maybe Shadowcat, but in my college days, THE place on the East Coast to stop going north or south was the Block in Baltimore. This was long before the Inner Harbor was cleaned up. There were many fewer clubs everywhere, but that didn't mean the talent was any better or nicer looking than these days. What it did mean was in the few clubs where extras were the norm, the girls were raunchy. It's a little like the early days of porn when all but a handful of stars were skanks. Now there are 9's and 10's in porn, and I would say the overall talent in lots of clubs is better looking than in the early days. Sure there are lots of exceptions and regional differences, but in general we've come a long way since the days when the only nudes were tough old broads in county fairs, complete with cigars as props! I've seen some lovely Eastern Europeans, and basically every other ethnic group. But most clubs have a broad range with 2's, 3's and 4's in with the occasional 8 or 9. Shadowcat is fortunate to get to PP as often as he does since in my experience, not many places have as consistently great talent. Some of my local clubs can be as different as night and day one day to the next.

As we walked into the usual $25 VIP she said 'would you like my special?'. I said what's that and how much? She said $60 and made a gesture toward her mouth. So, what could I say... When I was seated she said 'you take it out and get comfortable and leave the rest to me.' Within moments, it was BBBJ. I happened to look over into the next 'stall' and there was another girl on her knees with her mark. Except for being nervous for weeks about whether I got something extra, it was great. First (and only so far) FS was in new 'lounge room' at local club that dancer said had no camera and completely private. Rate was similar to that for limo but didn't have hassle of leaving club. After a few preliminaries including sucking nipples and being told to 'suck harder', I mentioned that I had a party hat in my wallet. I took it out and she put it on for me. I expected a nice HJ or maybe a BJ but she said 'I can put that away for you', and since she was already nude, it was easy to tuck me into her kitty. Needless to say, I was done for the night in a few minutes...

I'll bite. What's russian? Is that Greek with vodka, or more likely BJ with a party hat?

Brazilians speak Portugese. It is a bit like Spanish, but differs in many respects. It is not a Salvic language like Russian. I suspect that the sexiness of the accent is more a function of the sexiness of who's doing the talking than the language itself. However, some languages, such as French, certainly seem to lend themselves to being more pleasing and sensuous than some others. Most guys like the 'exotic', whatever that is. I know old friends from Boston who go gah-gah over a silky Southern accent, something I've gotten a bit used to after living in the South for over 30 years. (You'd think I'd get turned n by a Jersey 'yoos guys' after all this time, but no..." Diversity is one reason we go to clubs in the first place. The Dutch language is much harsher than, for example French, but a pretty, nude Dutch girl sitting on your lap sounds sweet as thick cream.

I agree with scrub who should have flagged rather than prop. Let's see, the $1000 hot tub room has been so well documented in reviews that it surely must be the club's "claim to fame". This is pure crap.

Three 4-5 star reviews in 4 weeks by a newbie

Has to be owner-generated. Nobody reviews like this

no doubt

how can you give this a 6 if a Third World outhouse is better???

Of course I meant good one-way "EXCEPT" where there was fabric....!

Wonderful club ad. No specifics at all about dance experience. Everything is perfect! "...girls and guys"..will try to up sell? Guys too?.

I agree with scrub, this is crap. Let's see, just how many times has the $1000 hot tub room been raved about in reviews to make it the club's claim to fame???

Speaking of the pain type: I don't know if this is a regional redneck thing or not, but some local girls think it's great fun to slam there ass into your gut/groin/umbilical hernia as hard as they can when you're at the tip rail. I've learned to keep a little distance until I see how X is going to behave. I have come very close to slapping the shit out of an ass after actually nearly having the wind knocked out of me. I'm sure my ass would have been in the street asap, but it really pisses me off. We also have a whole of lot self 'mutilation' locally where it's supposed to be a turn on to have some chick slap the shit out of her own ass. I little is o.k., but it does nothing for me.

I can relate to Ironcat. I'm a college professor too, and used to check out the parking lot of my local favorite club before going in to see if any univ parking stickers were in the lot! The only time I ever ran into any potential complication was when I spotted a graduate student from my department in the place. We sort of acknowledged each other, but let it go at that. He hustled off to the LD area, and I let it go. We saw each other several times, both at work and at our obviously favorite club, and never commented. He was married to a lovely piece of ass medical resident, and I don't know if he just spent too much time alone or what. She must have been fun coming home to. I had a female graduate student who went to a small college in PA as an undergraduate, and she told me that she had a beautiful friend who made a great living as a stripper while she was a student. The right girl(s) with the right stuff should be able to make a comfortable and convenient living stripping. As Kuma says, the schedule is perfect, and in the right town, the money has got to be good, especially if the girl is a tad bit naughty..

I did go out last night as I indicated, and I ran this thread by my fav. She agreed that she prefers guys who appreciate her as more than one in a line that jerikson40 seems to want. (His last phrase about the 'next hot dancer can have a chance' is either misstated or arrogant as hell that the girls can have a chance with him...) In most clubs, if a guy wants a dance with a particular girl, he either walks up to her and asks, even if she's with someone else, or makes eye contact and gestures, or asks a waitress or other dancer to tell the girl he's interested. Very few dancers will pass on that opportunity. In fact, last night I tapped my fav on the shoulder while she was sitting with someone else, and she responded immediately. I don't see old farts locking down girls for hours. In my experience, it's the girls who seek out whom they want to sit with, not a bunch of duffers staking out territory.

Boatmonkey, I love this thread! I think I'm a bit to the right of Shadowcat in terms of age. I've been enjoying nude and scantily clad women for many, many years, (playing 'doctor' at age 8) and starting in high school when we could sneak out to a drive-in movie, that God forbid, had a short clip from a nudist colony. When seeing a bit of external thigh from Bridget Bardot turned you on, you know I was born into the wrong generation... These young guys who grew up with 'friends with benefits' or even a middle-schooler who learned oral sex practically before she had her monthly 'friend', or went to college with girls for whom 'hooking up' is a typical Wednesday night activity, don't have a clue about how we old farts enjoy current times. Many of us are married to women who still much prefer to receive (very occasionally) rather than give oral sex. Although I have never really felt that young guys are weirded out by my being in a club, it certainly is true that in some clubs, the girls hang out between numbers mostly with guys who could be my son, or, holy shit, not far from being my grandson. But I have also had a number of strippers tell me that they prefer older guys to younger, drunk, aggressive, often cheap, guys who are closer to their age. We old farts appreciate labia majora and labia minora, and even aureoles, more than some young studs. We also enjoy whatever attention Mr. Happy might get, and even are willing to pay for it. The odd nipple in the mouth from a very well turned breast is still a thing to behold. Fortunately, we're not totally out of the game. The idea that 60 is the new 40 is great, but sometimes the calendar doesn't lie. A purple pill may be a good friend, but Mr. Happy is still pretty much on his own. My wife is out of town tonight, so in a few minutes I'm going to check in on a couple favs I don't see often enough. There may be a few young newbies (at least to me)on hand whom I will certainly enjoy, but it's likely to be one or two more mature ladies who will occupy my time and help empty my wallet.

Ah, the old Combat Zone. Talk about shaking cobwebs from memory. The Naked I was probably where I saw my first real pussy up close and personal except on Japanese playing cards! Actually the Old Howard in Boston was a classic burlesque parlor that would let high school kids in if they could reach the counter to slide the entrance fee over. That was where I saw my first professional pussy, but the Naked I brings back lots of memories. In fact if you had a long enough lay over at Logan, you could catch the T, catch a quick warm up at the i and make your next flight. It was a sad day when the Combat Zone got cleaned up. If I remember correctly the stabbing death of a star football player from Harvard or maybe BC was one of the reasons the Zone basically disappeared. I was in the Glass Slipper about 7-8 years ago (about 40 years after high school!) and it was still full of overweight, old, strung out whores, and beer was $9 or $10 a pop.

The last sentence in judyjudy's bit seems patently unfair! What did Eve do after Adam fell asleep...