Posts by FONDL

In case you missed it, Mickey Spilland died earlier this week. He will be missed. He was 88. And if you're wondering what this has to do with strip clubs, you've probably never read one of his early works…

Just got back from dropping my off ATF at the airport. She's been here visiting me for 4 days. We had a great time but now I'm kinda down because I won't see her again for 4 months.…

Elsewhere we've been talking about community opposition to strip clubs, specifically to opening new ones. There's one thing about that which has always puzzled me - why is there often more opposition to a new strip club than there…

"I met a pretty Funny Girl dancing in tall shoes. She smiled a smile that said hello and chased away my blues." -- opening lines from the poem "Smile for Me" by FONDL. Or maybe this belongs on the thread about drunken…

A real fuglie comes out onstage and you think, what the hell is she doing up there, I hope she doesn't take her clothes off. Do you tip her anyway out of pity? Does it make a difference…

Seems to me that the best looking girls rarely smile, while the nicest smiles are usually on girls who are otherwise fairly average looking. I was once again reminded of this fact this morning at my gym, where there's…

Forget about cities and the suburbs thereof for a moment. What's the best small town or rural area for clubbing that you've ever been to? What's the best small town or rural area club? I'd nominate Key West and…

Have you ever gone into a club only to discover that you're the only customer there? How do you feel about that? Do you care? Personally I don't mind at all, in fact I kind of like…

I bet that, like me, Yoda is rooting for Brazil. In his case a win by them could lead to some really fun celebration. In my case I just think they're the most entertaining team to watch, have…

One of the things that makes it so difficult for me to write a review is that I haven't noticed much correlation between how good I consider a club to be and how much fun I had there. I've…

Yoda and I seem to be the only two people her who ever mention clubs in the Northeast (including MD if I can stretch things a little.) I happen to think that Providence, Philadelphia and Baltimore are among the…

It seems to me that every nude no-alcohol club that I've ever been to collected an admission fee at the front door. And it seems to me that's the only kind of place where I've run into entrance fees.…