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174 posts by FONDL

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Gee I wonder what she does for a living

A couple of years a go while was driving home from visiting my ATF, I stopped on a late Sunday morning at a fast food restaurant on the outskirts of Jacksonville. Ahead of me in line was a young…

FONDLVeteran Reviewer19 yrs ago 2 6

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Remember when ...

... most of the strip clubs were located together in a seedy section of downtown? ... most of the strippers looked and acted like worn-out whores? ... you'd get thrown out for touching? ... the only gentlemen's clubs were places like Playboy Clubs…

FONDLVeteran Reviewer19 yrs ago 1 12

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What makes a winner?

I'm familiar with 2 of the top ranked (rated?) clubs. The only things that they seem to have in common are: both are on the smaller side, both are fairly seedy and not at all fancy, and both offer…

FONDLVeteran Reviewer19 yrs ago 1 12

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Have your tastes changed?

I recently realized something while posting here - my tastes in both clubs and dancers has changed over the years. I prefer the cheaper less fancy clubs more than I used to. And I prefer younger, more wholesome…

FONDLVeteran Reviewer19 yrs ago 2 16

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Is she or isn't she?

Here's a question for you all. Yesterday I had a funny experience at my gym that got me to thinking. My gym has a separate and fairly soundproof room which is used for exercise classes, but at the…

FONDLVeteran Reviewer19 yrs ago 2 8

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Prostitution arrests

In case any of you haven't seen this: 12 arrested for prostitution ads on Web Posted 9/9/2006 7:33 AM ET E-mail LEVITTOWN, Pa. (AP) — Police in Bucks County have charged 12 women after an investigation into prostitutes who allegedly…

FONDLVeteran Reviewer19 yrs ago 1 18

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What's the best dive you've ever been to?

No ugly bouncers in tuxes, nobody handing out towels in the men's room, no valet parking, no fancy VIP rooms, no annoying DJ, no overpriced drinks, just a nice friendly seedy bar with dancers dancing to a juke box and…

FONDLVeteran Reviewer19 yrs ago 1 10

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Unusual strip clubs

What's the most unusual club you've ever been to, the one most unlike any other? For me I'd have to say Show-n-Tell Showbar in Philly. You enter a XXX-book/video store and walk out the back door, at which…

FONDLVeteran Reviewer19 yrs ago 1 21

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Regional differences in clubs

Sounds like we've all visited clubs in several different parts of the country. Just wondering what differences you've noticed. Specifically, what do you commonly see in your home area that you rarely see elsewhere? What's unique about…

FONDLVeteran Reviewer19 yrs ago 1 8

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Anyone familiar with Maine?

I'm reading a novel published in 1993 where one of the characters, a young girl, get arrested for giving hand jobs in a massage parlor in Maine. Her lawyer explains that it used to be legal in Maine but…

FONDLVeteran Reviewer19 yrs ago 1 22

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RIP Mickey Spillane

In case you missed it, Mickey Spilland died earlier this week. He will be missed. He was 88. And if you're wondering what this has to do with strip clubs, you've probably never read one of his early works…

FONDLVeteran Reviewer20 yrs ago 1 32

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I hate airports

Just got back from dropping my off ATF at the airport. She's been here visiting me for 4 days. We had a great time but now I'm kinda down because I won't see her again for 4 months.…

FONDLVeteran Reviewer20 yrs ago 2

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Question on community opposition.

Elsewhere we've been talking about community opposition to strip clubs, specifically to opening new ones. There's one thing about that which has always puzzled me - why is there often more opposition to a new strip club than there…

FONDLVeteran Reviewer20 yrs ago 13

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What was your ATF wearing when you first met?

"I met a pretty Funny Girl dancing in tall shoes. She smiled a smile that said hello and chased away my blues." -- opening lines from the poem "Smile for Me" by FONDL. Or maybe this belongs on the thread about drunken…

FONDLVeteran Reviewer20 yrs ago 14

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Do you pity tip?

A real fuglie comes out onstage and you think, what the hell is she doing up there, I hope she doesn't take her clothes off. Do you tip her anyway out of pity? Does it make a difference…

FONDLVeteran Reviewer20 yrs ago 1 49

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Why don't pretty girls smile?

Seems to me that the best looking girls rarely smile, while the nicest smiles are usually on girls who are otherwise fairly average looking. I was once again reminded of this fact this morning at my gym, where there's…

FONDLVeteran Reviewer20 yrs ago 12

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What's the best town?

Forget about cities and the suburbs thereof for a moment. What's the best small town or rural area for clubbing that you've ever been to? What's the best small town or rural area club? I'd nominate Key West and…

FONDLVeteran Reviewer20 yrs ago 1 5

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Ever been the only customer?

Have you ever gone into a club only to discover that you're the only customer there? How do you feel about that? Do you care? Personally I don't mind at all, in fact I kind of like…

FONDLVeteran Reviewer20 yrs ago 1 11

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Yoda and the World Cup

I bet that, like me, Yoda is rooting for Brazil. In his case a win by them could lead to some really fun celebration. In my case I just think they're the most entertaining team to watch, have…

FONDLVeteran Reviewer20 yrs ago 13

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Good times in bad clubs.

One of the things that makes it so difficult for me to write a review is that I haven't noticed much correlation between how good I consider a club to be and how much fun I had there. I've…

FONDLVeteran Reviewer20 yrs ago 6

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Clubbing in the Northeast

Yoda and I seem to be the only two people her who ever mention clubs in the Northeast (including MD if I can stretch things a little.) I happen to think that Providence, Philadelphia and Baltimore are among the…

FONDLVeteran Reviewer20 yrs ago 22

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Nude no-alcohol clubs

It seems to me that every nude no-alcohol club that I've ever been to collected an admission fee at the front door. And it seems to me that's the only kind of place where I've run into entrance fees.…

FONDLVeteran Reviewer20 yrs ago 1 21

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OTC sex

Just out of curiousity, I wonder what percentage of dancers have ever had OTC sex with a customer who they first met in their club, not someone they already knew from outside? When I first thought about it, I…

FONDLVeteran Reviewer20 yrs ago 27

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Clubs and organized crime

Seems to me that once upon a time organized crime had a major stake in the strip club industry. I believe that organized crime today is less well organized, more fragmented and therefore perhaps less powerful than used to…

FONDLVeteran Reviewer20 yrs ago 33

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Face, body or personality?

I assume that given our druthers we'd all prefer a girl with a pretty face, a great body, and a pleasant personality, even though we may not agree on what exactly those are. But if you're in a club…

FONDLVeteran Reviewer20 yrs ago 14
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