Comments by JC2003 (page 2)

I'm absolutely a jaded customer. It's just natural to be like that after going to the clubs for so many years.

giveitayank, strippers will say anything to get your money.

Sara Jean Underwood. She's my type: skinny little blonde girl with A/B cups. Hard to believe she won Playmate of the Year without a boob job...

Brea Bennett. Kayden Kross. Jenna Jameson (in her prime, not now).

Some of the girls in the Vegas clubs will work takeout so why not both?

Mons Venus is an incredible strip club for eye candy and two-way lapdances. Mons has been consistently excellent for years. Decades even. It's a lapdance factory though. No actual sex acts, just friction with the some of the hottest girls in the US. Folks like shadowcat will rate PP higher because they get mileage that really makes the club a brothel rather than a stripclub. That's fine. People go to clubs for different reasons but for being "just" a stripclub, Mons deserves to be rated as highly as it is and is clearly a better stripclub than PP (in my humble opinion). Adelita's is a TJ brothel. 'nuff said.

Gas supplies are lower than normal in the southeastern US, because they had to shut down the Gulf Coast refineries for Hurricanes Gustav and Ike, and the area's still recovering from the gas drain caused by Hurricane Katrina.

What is this game of which you speak?

Do you mean unusual compliments or just comments? Dancers say a lot of strange shit, and some of it isn't even just the standard stripper shit to get you to spend money on them. Though sometimes I think they say it just to figure out if you're even listening to them or not.

When your aura isn't "on," look at yourself in the mirror. Are you smiling? Do you look like you're going to spend money? Take a sniff too and see if you're not reeking.

One girl gave me a sexy picture of her for Xmas. I tossed it in the trash after I left the club.

No emails. PM's would be fine.

No, I don't enjoy stripper shit. "Just shut up and dance" is my attitude.

No. On second thought, hell no.

Strippers are there for the money, not because the job satisfies some peculiar psychological need caused by their upbringing. There are just as many screwed up women who aren't strippers, you know.

I enjoy the company of beautiful women in various states of undress. Is that really a problem? C'mon, guys.

WTF? Are you high?

Ask her for free dances.

Younger.

Yes. Will they though?

Cheetah Pompano is a good club.

No. Plenty of other fish in the ocean.

Try Cheetah III in Pompano or Cheetah in Hallandale if you like UHM.

Heck, now that I think about what I just said, isn't that really the modus operandi of just about every woman looking to get married, i.e., convince some doofus to sleep with you and go work and make enough money for the both of you? The only difference is that they want to have kids, too.

If you were a lazy son of a bitch who could convince a hot woman to sleep with you and also go work and make money enough for the both of you, wouldn't you do it too?