Platinum Plus vs Mons Venus
shadowcat
Atlanta suburb
Since my favorite club has just been jolted into the #3 spot on the TUSCL top 10 and since I am the biggest shill for the club. I posted comments from Platinum Plus's discussion board. I see as much pussy in PP as any totally nude club club. I just see it up close and personal. Never a free parking problem here. These comments and other reviews that I have read for Mons leads me to believe that the only better club is a Mexican whore house. Posted by: catman988 Send Private Message to catman988 [ ignore ]
I visited "The Mons" a few weeks ago and I have to say that the all nude feature is the only way that they could be rated over this club. No and I mean no privacy at all. The only other plus for Mons is you never sit by yourself, they always greet and sit with you if you want.
Platinum vs Mons Venus 09/30/08 4:34 PM
Posted by: shadowcat Send Private Message to shadowcat [ ignore ]
Those are the reasons that I would not go out of my way to see Mons.
Platinum vs Mons Venus 09/30/08 11:29 PM
Posted by: Shekitout Send Private Message to Shekitout [ ignore ]
Can't beat Mons for the best looking dancers tho' No privacy is a bitch. You feel like EVERYBODY's watching!
Platinum vs Mons Venus 10/02/08 9:31 PM
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Mons is a hole in the wall and good luck finding parking in the 7 spots they offer.
I visited "The Mons" a few weeks ago and I have to say that the all nude feature is the only way that they could be rated over this club. No and I mean no privacy at all. The only other plus for Mons is you never sit by yourself, they always greet and sit with you if you want.
Platinum vs Mons Venus 09/30/08 4:34 PM
Posted by: shadowcat Send Private Message to shadowcat [ ignore ]
Those are the reasons that I would not go out of my way to see Mons.
Platinum vs Mons Venus 09/30/08 11:29 PM
Posted by: Shekitout Send Private Message to Shekitout [ ignore ]
Can't beat Mons for the best looking dancers tho' No privacy is a bitch. You feel like EVERYBODY's watching!
Platinum vs Mons Venus 10/02/08 9:31 PM
Posted by: stoliOand7 Send Private Message to stoliOand7 [ ignore ]
Mons is a hole in the wall and good luck finding parking in the 7 spots they offer.
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Folks like shadowcat will rate PP higher because they get mileage that really makes the club a brothel rather than a stripclub. That's fine. People go to clubs for different reasons but for being "just" a stripclub, Mons deserves to be rated as highly as it is and is clearly a better stripclub than PP (in my humble opinion).
Adelita's is a TJ brothel. 'nuff said.
Mons is McDonald's. Lots of plastic, blonde hair in the air, no privacy, good two way contact, but no privacy, no extras, no alcohol. 20 dollars to get is true, but after that, you don't have to spend a dime, no sleezy bathroom guy, no smoking are also pluses. Is this a place for me though? It's a good introduction to strip clubs. The ladies, in general, are what we want in a stripclub (they are all 7+, even if some are plastic).
As for PP, PP is fun and great, and has a great stable of young ladies, but one of my favorite places, Cheetah Palm Beach, is similar in many ways. You can go in there spend 10 bucks to get in, and spend less than 50 and still have a great time. It is a strip club, not a pretend gentleman's club, it's not seedy. It's what we hope for in a strip club.
Different strokes, different folks.
wondergirl: The point is, which is the best club out of 5,00+ in the US. At least for customers. BTW, I hear from our mutual friend weekly.
All: Back on point, PP was rated an 8 when I visited earlier this year. Mons was rated an 8.33. Both solid ratings. Both quality clubs. As for the rankings I put together in my article, it's pretty well explained there why the rankings were done. Basically, it's how the clubs I've seen are kept straight in my own mind and I posted it for public consumption as a courtesy. All are more than welcome to check it out (and to post their own).
http://www.tuscl.com/article/Off+the+Wal…
As for what's in my reviews, occasionally read and commented on, if I just wrote whatever popped into my head I'd certainly crank them out a lot faster. Experiences with dancers do factor in on some level because it speaks to how the place operates on the whole. But since this is a thread about the Mons "vs" Platinum Plus, the way my list would read is: In the opinion of wallanon, there are 17 clubs he would go to before heading to Mons Venus and 31 clubs he would go to first before Platinum Plus, including the Mons. Pretty simple. There are about 200 clubs on the list so being #32 isn't that bad.
Could do a head-to-head breakdown between the Mons and PP, but it's still just one guy's opinion.
The club where I spend the most time and is my preferred club of the moment is ranked below #32, so the extent of my objectivity is what it is and open to interpretation. That's why there's a list, because taking any one review won't give a reader the information about one club compared to another as I called it. Once upon a time I rated Showcase Theater a 10, which is what I thought at the time. It's ranked #42. Notwithstanding those who claim an experience mixed with a top flight club can't rate a 10--but that's a different thread.
IME, MOST girls will do OTC irregardless of how awesome looking they are or how supposedly classy the club they work at is. In fact, the better looking they are the more likely it seems. And the "classier" the club, just means that they would want to take it outside rather than risk getting caught at work.
I tell you: No matter what the the apperance or what they say, most strippers got a little whore inside of them. You just gotta bring it out.
Mons Venus is a better club than Platinum Plus because the girls are more accessible. PP is clearly a club that caters to regulars as a rule, and this site is really for people who are trying to get familiar enough with a place to decide whether or not to visit. At least that's the way I've always treated it. So that's who I write reviews for. The regulars are going to be there anyway, so they can read what I post for giggles or a different point of view. Sometimes they agree. Sometimes they seethe. Depending on my mood, I'll write about one particular thing or another because it worked (or didn't work) or whatever. The Mons is a better club than PP because it is easier to figure out and easier to get what you're looking for (taking extras off the table because I don't base reviews off those either). As for parking, I didn't have any trouble parking there when I went. It was sometime late, early to midweek and there were still plenty of girls and customers.
Got approached by girls and both places, got dances at both places. Dances were fine at both, but I preferred the Mons even if the mirrors and open air seating were a little funky. The girls are good looking at both places, but the Mons has better looking girls across the board and it isn't that close. Sorry. PP has alcohol, though. That's a good thing. PP is a place where it is easier to kick back and relax, which is something I appreciate in a club. So even though PP isn't necessarily a better club point for point, if I had a few hours to kill I'd probably rather be at PP than Mons Venus because the environment there is better for just plain socializing. Enjoyed my time at both clubs, but did like my time at the Mons better. Gave PP a pass on that for my review because I getting tired by the time I got there and didn't really want or need to stay long. All that said, there's another club in Columbia, SC I'd go to before either one so at the end of the day it's a matter of personal preference and nothing more.
If you are lucky enough to have a decent club near you, by all means enjoy it.
The salient points have been well covered above, with availability of alcohol receiving scant mention. I used to rationalize my visits to the "pop shop" Tampa clubs with the excuse that at least I wasn't out drinking.
Tough to maintain the same discipline at PP. I find that I stay there longer, spend more money and am more susceptible to the outrageous offers by the ladies. (I guess that's a good thing.)
All in all, if they were across the street from each other. I'd be more inclined to hit PP. However, I might drive fifty miles to get to Tootsies in Miami.
shadowcat- Of all the clubs I've reviewed, I've rated the Monz the highest on average. I may make it to PP-C, yet. The Monz is certainly very good place to achieve a cornucopia type of feeling, chiefly a parade of many hot babes, unencumbered by club BS. I've never felt the need to wear Dave Clark headset, or Walmart gun range ear muffs in the Monz. There's no obnoxious DJ's there, in fact, there are NO DJ's @ Monz. Ditto for "bird-dogs", or bathroom trolls, save for peak hrs. Monz has "slipped" in 1 respect, lol. A long time 24 hr. Waffle House located near club was taken over by a 16 hr. Subway. I aim to enjoy a club, whether or not its in Top 10 list.
I have known two TUSCLERS that have been at the top of the 40 members with the most reviews. ShotDisc and Bones. I am still in contact with both of them by email or PM. I was once #3 but I no longer care. I just want to enjoy my favorite club/dancers with my TUSCL buddies. Last month One of my top 3 favorites said that I was selective and that was the reason that she let get away with more shit.
They're the only club in Tampa where the girls can actually hustle up a decent amount of cash just on the stage dancing -- especially on a packed night. They're average at best for lap dances. Used to be better, back when there were fewer options in term of other clubs and lower lighting (ITC activities were actually possible).
Even today, girls there routinely will accept or initiate OTC meetings.
All that being said, it's a great place to go when you're in the mood to NOT spend a lot on lap dances. The McDonald's parallel is accurate but a little low rent. Think of it as, say Outback Steakhouse and all the restaurants in that chain. Always packed, decent food -- occasionally exceptional -- but no bargain.
I like afternoons best. Don't even try to go on a weekend night. Incredible looking eye candy, but difficult to find parking and even harder to get a dance from the girl of your choice. And I have had extras in the afternoon...not FS or BJ....but some of the girls know how to be discreet.
To get a different point of view I asked a few dancer friends that work at both clubs to see what they thought.
The first dancer said Mons, hands down. She said she made much more money and the crowd was a cooler bunch of guys. The second dancer said she made about the same amount of money at both clubs, but liked Mons better because there were less drunk fools since it's dry. She also noted that the DJ at PP annoyed the hell out of her. The third dancer liked PP best, because they served booze and the ES across the street where she stayed had free booze at happy hour (she's the most fun btw). Result: 2/3 for Mons. I'll also note that all three girls are from Tampa, so the hometown club had an advantage.
Do you need to be reminded that this is TUSCL not the "Old man's guide to homoerotic fantasy?"
Could someone please message me about the 'tricks' of the trade? ;)
Well, parody, that's because you're a dumb sort of fellow. Everyone else would recognize, within a second or two, and especially within that context that it was a typo for "FUCK". Duh!