Good lies to tell strippers
Sunday, December 2, 2007 11:46 AM
Just thought of a subject that might be fun, good lies to tell.
Got one you want to share or got one you're thinking about?
I was thinking of telling a story to get rid of an unwanted stripper. Maybe tell her I was at a nuclear power plant years ago but I couldn't find anyone around. I found out why. Now I occasionally glow in the dark. Then tell the dancer, but you shouldn't worry, the radiation my body emits shouldn't be enough to kill her unless she stays around me long enough. If she buys it and says why aren't you dead already? I could say well, they gave me these iodine tablets to help neutralize the radiation in my body, however there is still radiation going out. I don't know. Something I just thought of.
Any good stories out there?
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