Just thought of a subject that might be fun, good lies to tell.
Got one you want to share or got one you're thinking about?
I was thinking of telling a story to get rid of an unwanted stripper. Maybe tell her I was at a nuclear power plant years ago but I couldn't find anyone around. I found out why. Now I occasionally glow in the dark. Then tell the dancer, but you shouldn't worry, the radiation my body emits shouldn't be enough to kill her unless she stays around me long enough. If she buys it and says why aren't you dead already? I could say well, they gave me these iodine tablets to help neutralize the radiation in my body, however there is still radiation going out. I don't know. Something I just thought of.
Any good stories out there?
That's a bad story to tell in a strp club IMO...unless you really don't want to get any dances from the strippers there. We all know that strippers talk amongst themselves about customers. Some of those conversations that I've been privy too in the past are quite comical. :)
My latest (and best?) line for when a stripper asks me what I do for a living is that I'm "temporarily independantly wealthy". It's fun to see the dollars signs light up in their eyes when they hear that...lol...