Good lies to tell strippers
Just thought of a subject that might be fun, good lies to tell.Got one you want to share or got one you're thinking about?
I was thinking of telling a story to get rid of an unwanted stripper. Maybe tell her I was at a nuclear power plant years ago but I couldn't find anyone around. I found out why. Now I occasionally glow in the dark. Then tell the dancer, but you shouldn't worry, the radiation my body emits shouldn't be enough to kill her unless she stays around me long enough. If she buys it and says why aren't you dead already? I could say well, they gave me these iodine tablets to help neutralize the radiation in my body, however there is still radiation going out. I don't know. Something I just thought of.
Any good stories out there?
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My latest (and best?) line for when a stripper asks me what I do for a living is that I'm "temporarily independantly wealthy". It's fun to see the dollars signs light up in their eyes when they hear that...lol...
Either she believes it and it either works (lapper with blowjob) or it doesn't (no lapper), or she doesn't believe it and it doesn't work (no lapper). I like all three options. :)
"My real name is T__, but my stage name is Bones. I used to be a male stripper." - - - (you cannot believe the questions I get after that line)
"If you can make me 'cum', I'll give you a $50 bonus." - - - (ooops, inflation just hit, here's $10)
My favorite 'lie' or 'line' is when a dancer tells me in the middle of a BBBJ or FS, "I've never done this sort of thing in a club before." - - - My response is, "Me neither, so it's a first for both of us."
I've had a couple of dancers tell me I should be dancing for them but never gave much thought to making up a story saying I used to be a dancer. I guess I would have to figure out where I wanted to go with that story. I guess if someone is bored with the average strip club visit, just tell a lie and live a fantasy of being someone else. Of course if you return, you might have to deal with dancers who believed you.