Good lies to tell strippers
Just thought of a subject that might be fun, good lies to tell.
Got one you want to share or got one you're thinking about?
I was thinking of telling a story to get rid of an unwanted stripper. Maybe tell her I was at a nuclear power plant years ago but I couldn't find anyone around. I found out why. Now I occasionally glow in the dark. Then tell the dancer, but you shouldn't worry, the radiation my body emits shouldn't be enough to kill her unless she stays around me long enough. If she buys it and says why aren't you dead already? I could say well, they gave me these iodine tablets to help neutralize the radiation in my body, however there is still radiation going out. I don't know. Something I just thought of.
Any good stories out there?
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last commentThat's a bad story to tell in a strp club IMO...unless you really don't want to get any dances from the strippers there. We all know that strippers talk amongst themselves about customers. Some of those conversations that I've been privy too in the past are quite comical. :)
My latest (and best?) line for when a stripper asks me what I do for a living is that I'm "temporarily independantly wealthy". It's fun to see the dollars signs light up in their eyes when they hear that...lol...
My favorite lie was always, "Sorry but I'm just about out of money."
"Sure I'll pay you $50/song for your air dances."
"I expect you to give me an uncovered blow job to completion. That's what comes along with all the lap dances that I ever get."
Either she believes it and it either works (lapper with blowjob) or it doesn't (no lapper), or she doesn't believe it and it doesn't work (no lapper). I like all three options. :)
I'm casting for a movie I'm planning to shoot called "Strippers Gone Wild"
That's an oxymoron almost as good as "government intelligence". There are no good lies.
I haven't been laid for about 10 years.
"I'm not just interested in your body."
"I can see a future for you and I". (you strip & I be da boyfriend)
"My real name is T__, but my stage name is Bones. I used to be a male stripper." - - - (you cannot believe the questions I get after that line)
"If you can make me 'cum', I'll give you a $50 bonus." - - - (ooops, inflation just hit, here's $10)
My favorite 'lie' or 'line' is when a dancer tells me in the middle of a BBBJ or FS, "I've never done this sort of thing in a club before." - - - My response is, "Me neither, so it's a first for both of us."
I think I've used the line "I'm about out of money." However it doesn't work real good if the dancer watches you during the night and sees you going in the back multiple times with other dancers. Sometimes though, the dancer will believe you and spread the word among other dancers.
I've had a couple of dancers tell me I should be dancing for them but never gave much thought to making up a story saying I used to be a dancer. I guess I would have to figure out where I wanted to go with that story. I guess if someone is bored with the average strip club visit, just tell a lie and live a fantasy of being someone else. Of course if you return, you might have to deal with dancers who believed you.
Ask her for free dances.
"Maybe Later"
"My girlfriend is a stripper too.....I'm just bere because I was bored after she went to work"
You should see me in six-inch heels ...
My daughter is a dancer here.
My granddaughter is a dancer her.
I'm a part-owner of this club. Let me sample your BJ. (Can be used only once per club.)
Hey, that guy you just gave a BJ to was lying to you baby. I'm the real club owner...so let's fuck! (Can be used only once per visit of SuperDude to his favorite Detroit club).