Comments by JC2003

Lido's in Cocoa, not Daytona.

"Familiarity breeds contempt" is an old saying. https://wikipedia.org/wiki/Apuleius#Other_works

> But nowhere can I find the review guidelines. It isn't obvious from looking at it, but if you click the words "review guidelines" when submitting a review, the guidelines show up.

I don't mention TUSCL specifically, but I've told a few dancers I learned about their club "from the Internet."

No cover charge during the day.

https://nypost.com/2022/10/06/texas-high-school-golf-team-cancels-practice-after-adult-entertainment-clubs-tournament/ = what desertscrub was talking about.

mikeym isn't kidding about the bathroom at the Mons. It's an absolute joke!

Always make sure to ask up front what a dancer wants to charge before going for a dance. $40-50 is not the standard rate. It's $25-30 per dance, and you can negotiate this down if you are willing to get multiple dances.

No, they don't, Dave.

For being the first "post" COVID review, the information about masks and temperature taking was insightful. I don't think we're really in a "post" COVID situation but whatever.

"At one point the DJ talked over the music to say no touching the girls between the legs." But there's no DJ at Mons Venus.

Can't believe you noobs haven't been to Mons Venus yet. Sheesh.

The more you put up with her shit, the more shit you'll have to put up with. Move on.

All strippers, no. Many strippers, yes.

She missed your money, not you.

If you don't get hired at the Mons, try 2001 Odyssey across the street or Ybor Strip in Ybor City.

Pink Pony isn't the Pink Pony any more. Have you guys even been in Tampa in the past couple years? Tanga and the Pink Pony, sheesh. Mons, 2001, and Ybor Strip are the places in Tampa to go, cgf.

I prefer upscale when I just feel like looking at eye candy. Seedy clubs for when I want hands-on action.

Go to a local club, fill out the application, and buy some stripper heels and outfits. Ask the house mom what else you need. Ask questions, and tip the ones who give you good info. It's OK to be nervous. You'll either get over it or you'll quit.

She isn't a fuck buddy if you're paying her. That makes her a whore.

I used to be very shy around women, but going to the clubs solved that problem. I've gone from putting them on a pedestal to thinking of them as sex toys or live porn though so that isn't good. The clubs I go to are juice bars (no alcohol) so no danger of me becoming a drunk.

DJ, now that you've learned that cardinal truth, you can use that to your hedonistic advantage if you're clever. Here's a tip: go right before rent's due (last week of the month), and you should be able to negotiate lots of fun for less than at other times. A lot of strippers blow their cash shopping, on drugs, or whatever. The end of the month is also when you'll see the most strippers show up, which means more competition, which means more pussy for you to enjoy.

My current fave dancer has told me her co-workers' real names (the two other dancers she always hangs with), but she hasn't told me her real name. Or at least a name I would actually believe was hers. I honestly don't think she even meant to tell me their real names; those just slipped out because she's such a ditz.

Strippers are immoral. So are the customers. The management is by far the most immoral though.

A kiss, a smile, and lots of friendly eye contact is all it takes to get me to spend money on a stripper who's caught my eye. It's surprising how difficult that is for some girls to fake.