If you could bone a pornstar
bornloser
Florida
Which one would it be? I would have to pick Monique Alexander and 2nd would be Jessica Jaymes. The guys on the Stern show said Jessica was the hottest chick they had ever seen. Stormy Daniels would also be high on my list. Stormy was at a club within driving distance last week but naturally, for my luck, we had a gas shortage and I couldnt go. Carmen Luvana is smoking hot also.
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Former Playmate/Penthouse Pet Linn Thomas
Kira Kener
Kaylani Lei
Tera Patrick from about 6 years ago (not the surgically redone one of today)
Shay Jordan
Phoenix Marie and/or India Summer.
Imagine a night with all four....
You are correct. Campaigning is much more time consuming than being the VP.
And like BookGuy, Cindy is well preserved for an older woman, and she is younger than me!
No racial slur was intended. Just politics.
Anne Howe/Ashley
Cytheria
Delusions abound...LOL!!
That Kitty Jung chick is a little TOO young for my tastes...that's almost borderline pedophilla IMO.
"No racial slur was intended."
Dude...re-read your own "joke"...that's blatantly racist.
Kinzie Kenner pre-boob job
Cheyenne Silver pre-boob job
Crystal Raye
A good majority of stars being named where popular before i was born lol
Kayden Kross.
Jenna Jameson (in her prime, not now).
Sophia Santi
Shay Jordan
Eva Angelina
Kacey
Lacie Heart
Sasha Grey
Tory Lane
Lanny Barbie
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:)
Back a little--Ginger Lynn, a wild one!
Way back--Lisa Thatcher, hot young girl next door type. (look her up!)
Jenna Haze also ranks up there.
Any one ever watched porno's with a stripper? My ultimate fantasy would be to have a stripper in my house, sitting on my lap and watching porno's until we were both so hot, that we did IT all night. But then, I am day dreaming.
Pornstar of now is Faye Reagan/Faye Valentine. I am not sure what name she is using now.