If you could bone a pornstar
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Which one would it be? I would have to pick Monique Alexander and 2nd would be Jessica Jaymes. The guys on the Stern show said Jessica was the hottest chick they had ever seen. Stormy Daniels would also be high on my list. Stormy was at a club within driving distance last week but naturally, for my luck, we had a gas shortage and I couldnt go. Carmen Luvana is smoking hot also.
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last commentJessica Angel works for me!
Too many to name. I have one porno of Carmen Luvana. In it she claims to be working a Tootsies in Miami. I have downloaded porn from Vivid, Playboy, and Hustler. But my favorite producer is "Naughty America". Never a disappointment. MY source is Lime Wire.
Kitty Jung-during her pregnancy she wanted to exchange letters with fans. I basically begged her to do a fan gangbang, or book a week at the Bunny Ranch in Reno. She said that wasn't her style. During the summer she was seen in NYC during the All Star (baseball) weekend. I guess she was banging big $$$ baseball players, or high finance fans (no ads posted, so I guess connections were made through her management).
In no particular order...
Former Playmate/Penthouse Pet Linn Thomas
Kira Kener
Kaylani Lei
Tera Patrick from about 6 years ago (not the surgically redone one of today)
Shay Jordan
Chasey Laine
Christy Canyon, 20 years ago.
Katie Morgan, Gianna Michaels or Tia Sweets would do it
Um....Linda Lovelace is not old, she is dead. She died I while back in a car accident.
Currently, Jenna Haze. She seems like a very fun person, and she's incredibly sexy.
Ginger Lynn and/or Tracy Lords back in the 80's.
Phoenix Marie and/or India Summer.
Imagine a night with all four....
Sarah Palin ...
She might she I'll get back too ya about that one!!!but do you thinks think she screams harder Mavrick..
I forgot Chrissy Moran, incredibly hot and she has only fucked maybe 2 guys on camera, so her pussy is not as worn-out as some of these other girls. Dasha was smoking hot too.
I'm suprised no one has mentioned Amy Reid. She has that completely natural body that so many on this listerv seem to crave. And what a body it is!
Necrophilia = Crack open a cold one.
Screwed by the gov?? lube up then buddy cause looks like we are gonna take it hard.
oh yeah Gina lynn and hubby Travis would be my pick
Hey I'd do Mrs. McCain along with Mrs. Palin if I could ...
After the election, Sarah Palin is probably going to have some free time on her hands. You guys who are lusting after her should give her a call!
zorro,
You are correct. Campaigning is much more time consuming than being the VP.
And like BookGuy, Cindy is well preserved for an older woman, and she is younger than me!
Obama woke up one morning and his face was all white. It scared the shit out of him. He ran to the doctors office. The doc checked him out and said wait here while I go get some medicine. The doc came back with a large vessel of brown liquid and said "here drink all of this". Obama did. when he finished he said to the doc "this stuff is awful. it tastes like shit". The doc replied "Yes, you were a quart low".
No racial slur was intended. Just politics.
To get this back on track, I know she is a little hard to find and she has not done many guy/girl scenes (thats a plus in my book) I think Andie Valintino is one of the hottest I've ever seen, and I'm not limiting that to porn stars!!!
Nikki Dial if I had to choose just one.
Jessie St.James
Anne Howe/Ashley
Cytheria
"Campaigning is much more time consuming than being the VP."
Delusions abound...LOL!!
That Kitty Jung chick is a little TOO young for my tastes...that's almost borderline pedophilla IMO.
"No racial slur was intended."
Dude...re-read your own "joke"...that's blatantly racist.
Abbie, great call on Nikki Dial; she was 100% desirable in her time in the industry! Wonder how and what she's doing these days?
Courtney Simpson
Kinzie Kenner pre-boob job
Cheyenne Silver pre-boob job
Crystal Raye
Nautica Thorn and/or Charmaine Star and/or Tia Tanaka. Yeah, I got the yellow fever.
Here's a third vote for Nikki Dial.
Im still in shock at some of you guys ages NO offense but I feel like caling some of you "sir".
A good majority of stars being named where popular before i was born lol
Gina Lynn, Ginger Lynn, Nikki Hunter, Amber Lynn, Raquel Darrian, Stephanie Swift, Lisa Ann - no particular order. Blasts from the past mostly. Don't follow the current porn stars much.
Brea Bennett.
Kayden Kross.
Jenna Jameson (in her prime, not now).
Some Runners-up, or Honorable Mentions:
Sophia Santi
Shay Jordan
Eva Angelina
Kacey
Lacie Heart
Sasha Grey
Tory Lane
Lanny Barbie
Austin Kincaid
Don't know all their names, but most any Asian woman.
I'm recently WAY turned on by that Allie Sinn character, and her brunette friend named ...
... (long one-handed pause to do internet research) ...
...
... Riley Mason.
:)
BookGuy: was the title "Camel toe"? I have it and more from both of them.
Current era--Alysa Klash (the former star/live-in of Seymnore Butts) Hot!
Back a little--Ginger Lynn, a wild one!
Way back--Lisa Thatcher, hot young girl next door type. (look her up!)
I can't believe no one mentioned Kerri Sable. She's got to be the prettiest girl in porn.
Jenna Haze also ranks up there.
DougS: They are both hot. I have 6 or 7 of their clips on my hard drive. Jenna recently did a feature act at my favorite club. Sorry I couldn't make it.
Book Guy, Riley Mason is quite the hottie. She lives in my hometown and is even hotter in person.
What is with all the fagot male actors? Butch hair cuts or shaved heads. Tattoos all over and tons of body piercings. Are they able to keep it up longer because they really aren't interested? Do you suppose that they are day dreaming about their boy friends? That usually worked with my ex wife (fantasy girls).
Any one ever watched porno's with a stripper? My ultimate fantasy would be to have a stripper in my house, sitting on my lap and watching porno's until we were both so hot, that we did IT all night. But then, I am day dreaming.
Trickyslick -- "in person" or just ... in person. :) A lot of those women are really smaller and skinner in person than they appear on camera. Then there are the ones who are surprisingly attractive on camera and not so hot in real life. It's a crap-shoot, which one comes off better where. I recall the first time I met the Saintsations cheerleaders in real life -- what a bunch of ginormous cows.
Just saw this-I have to respond with Raquel Darian. I know she is now 40 (I am a year younger) but she is still hot. I met her in 2003 at Al's in Reading PA. I have the autographed picture to prove it.
Pornstar of now is Faye Reagan/Faye Valentine. I am not sure what name she is using now.