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13 years ago
That's funny!!
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13 years ago
I'm not sure I ever looked at a 4 or 5 yo close enough to notice "curves". Be that as it may, I don't think the youngster looked as tho she might be a stripper someday, so much as the strippers frequently act like they are 4 or 5. It all gets pretty confusing.
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13 years ago
So to answer the newbie post about "why anal sex"....
Some girls like actually like it, butt I think most don't. I've done it with girls who really like it; one said it makes her feel like she's "going to the bathroom" on me as I pull it out....well, shit, thanks! A dancer didn't want penetration; she just wanted it licked.
I've done it with other girls for their first time, and most complain that it is uncomfortable. Lots of lube is essential to make that out goer and in goer. The novelty wore off years ago for me, butt if a girl wanted it, I would probably cover up and oblige her. I don't think I would request it, tho.
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13 years ago
I say more in a club, because I don't have to look at the keyboard to talk.
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13 years ago
The church issues and the toughening of strip club laws is all about power.
When the clergy suggests that a kid will go to hell, or his parents won't like him anymore if he tells about a dalliance, the kid is likely to believe it because the clergy has indisputable power in the eyes of an impressionable youngster as a result of its implied closeness to the "all mighty".
Politicians who commit significant effort to push down adult entertainment do so because they don't have the motivation, or perhaps the mental skills, necessary to tackle more difficult moving targets such as economic policy. Strip clubs are, after all, fish in a barrel.
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13 years ago
Intriguing concept. How about an inflatable doll for the newly wed guy who doesn't visit strip clubs, etc when he is on business trips, and misses the misses. He would inflate it, mount it, and wifey could remotely manipulate it from a 1,000 miles away. Actually, it could work both ways with the appropriate equipment. It could even have sound, and might whisper in your ear, "you forgot to take the trash out, didn't you."
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13 years ago
Ditto 3LM. Scary lookin' women! Surely this "operation" was part of a city-wide beautification project.
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13 years ago
I have visited all of the clubs in the Kansas City area, and most of the clubs in Kansas as far west as Topeka and down to Scranton. I haven't visited very many clubs in Missouri east of Fantasy Ranch because most clubs in Mo are a waste of money. I have spent an unhealthy amount of time over in ESL during the past 12 years, but there are a couple of new clubs that I haven't visited yet....TUSCL reviews make them sound similar to other (cheaper) clubs there, so maybe I won't bother. I have also spent a fair amount of time in SF on 3 or 4 different occasions. And I have been to TJ, Tampa and (old) Memphis as well.
All of my knowledge about clubs outside of KC has come from TUSCL which I have read for the past 15 years. I got most of my SF info years ago from the old USENET ASS-C.
TUSCL made me very aware that Mons was a place I had to visit, and I made a point of doing so. Same goes for TJ. Same goes for COI, but I haven't made it there yet. I used to travel to DET on business in the mid-80's. I hated it. I don't care if they f**k you for a dollar in the clubs, DET's not on my list of places to visit.
NOW THEN....how about creating a special distinction for TUSCL members who have visited half of the clubs presently in the (U.S.) top ten. Perhaps the percentage should be more - say 7/10. Anyway, the member would then be admitted to the "Order of the Golden Thong"...or whatever. There could be a secret handshake...er, not that...lol The US could be broken down into regions, and each region could then have a top ten, and when you have visited all of the top10 in the region, you could become admitted to the "Southeast Cheek", etc. I suppose it would be on honor system. Founder's gonna have to quit his day job to keep up with all of that...... Oh yeah, once you're "in", you're in even if the top 10 changes.
This could set up various rivalries and inter-regional competitions that might be fun...or not. Maybe we elect a president for domestic club visitations and regional V-P's....
busy day tomorrow....
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13 years ago
@gator...of course not :) They are like pin balls; they just react unpredictably to whatever they bump into.
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13 years ago
I think the very act of stripping is an escape from reality. The drugs just augment that whole warped reality thing. The "I don't have to deal with reality" approach to life is why they can only maintain a relationship with like-minded loser boyfriends, and why professional dudes don't date strippers for very long.
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13 years ago
@art,
Did the clinic say they could really do anything about it if you actually contracted something?
Other than treating gonorrhea [onset, a day or two; cured with drugs in a week, without drugs in a month or so], I was under the impression that all other STD's are fairly permanent [some have obvious symptoms now and then, others not]. I guess it's good to know so you won't pass them on, or you won't wonder why your dick just fell off...
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13 years ago
This topic needs to be attached to the topic about dancers and drugs.
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13 years ago
Good in bed means the opposite of bad in bed.
Examples of bad include:
just laying there;
smell like sweat and/or ass;
napalm-like disfigurement on the ass cheeks and/or thighs;
not getting wet;
course razor stubble down there;
not touching me…anywhere;
farting during DATY;
jumps up to go pee when she gets bored;
silent during doggie.
So, for any girl to be “good†in bed, she would not possess ANY of the bad examples…..
Examples of great include:
taking a shower while I watch and stroke myself before we get in bed;
wrapping her arms and legs around me;
DFK;
enthusiastic about “69â€;
very wet;
pulling me tightly to her warm breast while I bury my hot, throbbing cock in her tight, pulsating pussy;
moving back and forth and saying “oh, god†a lot during doggie;
did I mention being very wet;
squirting (just a little) when I cause her body to be racked by a massive orgasm;
allowing me to shoot my huge, steamy load on her tits and then her rubbing it all over her chest and belly and legs and arms and face;
spooning for 30 minutes afterwards while I catch a quick nap, and then doing it again!
To be “great†in bed, she would possess mostly “great†attributes and no "bad" attributes.
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13 years ago
Not exactly what you're after here G1511, but years ago - maybe in NYC - I saw a place called Hyman's Deli. The sound of it made me shutter.
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13 years ago
Don't worry too much about being labeled asshole if you have to take the childishness out of a dancer's advances/sales pitch. The other girls are probably aware of that dancer's poor behavior.
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13 years ago
"All types of friendly girls" (NSS); moved right in to "reasonably priced drinks (sounds shillish). Good intel about arriving after 10, tho. Probably driving a '02 Crown Vic. And some more good intel for the straight chicks that hang here at TUSCL....nude dudes on weekends!!
So this masterful work got him .....his first month free on TUS. Yep, pretty slim.
Send him a copy of the post the other day about what a review should include.
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13 years ago
They are in these relationships.
The lawyer I know who was banging a 25yo 10 stripper was divorced from the wife who stood by his side while he was climbing the ladder to success for 20 years. The stripper was fun for him for a while, but she wasn't the anchor that he needed in his life, and after a while it began to show and it hurt him professionally. Stripper was expensive....and she had some weird hip thing that made rollicking sex painful and she would complain. Maybe he was holding her up to the attributes in the OP.
I don't think anybody knew she was a stripper except me, because I used to get "OTC dances" from her before he bird-dogged me. Hot strippers are only as hot as you think they are in the confines of the club. I actually discovered a dancer who really was extraordinary in bed, and she treated me like a friend when we went out. She was a 7, and kinda plain looking.
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13 years ago
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motorheadFat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
Sounds like a scam to me, but he deserved the result he got for pre-paying.
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13 years ago
The average guy isn't likely to spend $1,000 for ITC sex in one sitting, but you may have to do a thousand dollars worth of dances over time with a particular dancer before she would agree to it at a reasonable price. Technically, that is called "playing you", but it is just an expected part of the game.
I think some guys tip for lap dances if the dancer "gets them off"....they are usually so giddy with satisfaction that they are compelled to pay extra.
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13 years ago
Maybe this guy needs to go to Beginner SC Academy, where he would be taught that there's R and X rated adventures available in some VIP's for less than $330.
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13 years ago
I think it's OK to mix up I/O a little bit. I am clear that I doesn't pay as much as O, and she is cool with that.
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13 years ago
What we read was pretty good but I would like to have read more. Surely there were a lot of other things that happened in the time she worked there that she could have written about.....she must have been stuck with a maximum article length.
Agree w/ PIBruce about her reaction to the rude comment.
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13 years ago
Clubber, is that new avatar? I like it better than those unsexy seals!!
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13 years ago
A guy with a harelip went to buy a race horse. They brought the filly out of the stable, and led it around in front of him. After a few minutes he said, "let me see her twat". So one of the paddock girls lifted the horse's tail up for the buyer to inspect. He looked at her a bit disgusted, and repeated angrily, "I want to see her twat". The paddock girl looked the dude in the eye and said, "are you blind, LOOK AT IT, I'm tired of holding this tail up". To which he stammered, "No, No, TWAT... I want to see her twat awound da wace twack".
BaDump.
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13 years ago
The only girls I don't get dances from are the ones who don't do extra's. They know that is why, and they get pretty shitty about the whole thing. I don't care. They can go work at another club in town that doesn't do extra's....but they weren't making enough money there so they came to this club...wtf.
The extra's girls seem fairly pragmatic about the deal. Get in get the job done, get paid and send me on my way...or to another girl. They don't really care; they got their piece of my cash and they're done 'til next time.
Sometimes I go in and don't get any dances...but that's really hard for me to do because I'm usually pretty horned-up when I go clubbing. One time, I got 8 or 10 dances for a totally "definitely NO extra's" dancer. By the 6th dance, she was rubbing my package pretty agressively; I really do think she was getting stimulated because I couldn't remember seeing her do more than 2 or 3 dances. LOL.