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14 years ago

The Future of TUSCL?

Well, I believe this wonderful piece of work was crafted on a smartphone...

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mmdv26

LOL..too bad she didn't stay and watch hubby get a dance.

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motorhead

You sure this wasn't copied from Strip Club List? Lol

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Alucard

Hope Not.

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lopaw

She sounds like a fun date. 0_o

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CTQWERTY

For that effort I'd give her a free week rather than a free month. Then again, maybe she clicks like crazy and fits the new target demo?

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Alucard

Isn't giving out FREE months costing this Forum income?

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BrambleMan

Best.

Review.

Ever!

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Stiletto25

I love girls like this! What a twat

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Nobodyhere

Oh joy. The hazards of blogging with your "little head."

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Clubber

Can't recall a time I've seen/heard a woman use the word "twat". :)

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Stiletto25

@clubber- one of my dancer friends and I always use the word twat,especially if we're inside the club. So many girls call eachother and themselves bitches that I've started saying twat instead.

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JuiceBox69

The future of tuscl ? The juice is going to buy it from founder one day ! This place rocks !

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mmdv26

A guy with a harelip went to buy a race horse. They brought the filly out of the stable, and led it around in front of him. After a few minutes he said, "let me see her twat". So one of the paddock girls lifted the horse's tail up for the buyer to inspect. He looked at her a bit disgusted, and repeated angrily, "I want to see her twat". The paddock girl looked the dude in the eye and said, "are you blind, LOOK AT IT, I'm tired of holding this tail up". To which he stammered, "No, No, TWAT... I want to see her twat awound da wace twack".

BaDump.

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shadowcat

grown....

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JuiceBox69

Good one !

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Dolfan

gotta pile on... love the use of the word twat, especially from a woman!

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rh48hr

I find the joke funny, because I find Elmer Fudd hilarious.

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Cheo_D

Too consistently spelled all the way through to have been done on a smartphone. Usually something gets autocorrected into a nonsensical word and her worst misspelling is "He's" for "his". The odd capitalization does make me think it was originally put in some other sort of online board -- as in, it seems it was attempted to be posted entirely in ALL CAPS but the person kept switching between using caps lock and holding down the shift key, and there are many board formats that will "correct" one or the other into the capitalize-every-word form.

Either that or this person is old enough she used to write underground "zines" back in the mimeograph days and got stuck with the style.

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lopaw

Clubber - you should hear my gutter mouth when someone cuts me off on the freeway - it would make a marine blush ;)

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Clubber

lopaw,

Never said women couldn't cuss up a stream as good as any man, just never hear them use twat. Guess I need to go see 25 and her twats!

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Stiletto25

@clubber- "You stupid bitch!" Vs "You stupid twat! "..lol. if you get into an argument with a girl in the locker room and call her a twat, she'll actually pause for a sec to digest the word. She expects to be called a bitch, then she hears twat and she's like "what? "

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Club_Goer_Seattle

@ lopaw: Get your mouth out of the gutter !!! (So mine can float by, please.)

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