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12 years ago
I once told a dancer that I was vice-president of the company that makes $20 bills for the U.S. government. Promised to bring her some free samples next time I was in.
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12 years ago
Tell her she is really hot, and that you would like to have sex with her. Most strippers are human forms, so honest communication is the best way to more forward.
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12 years ago
Took a friend to a local whore house for his birthday when we were all turning 17 (in the late 60's). He chickened out when the whore came to get him, so I stood in for him. We went to her room, I gave her $20 and sheepishly undressed. Then she took off her clothes...something strange (no not that!); she removed her right forearm (prosthetic). I guess the one-armed girl had to make a living somehow. So, my first FS was BB, and I got the clap and had to go to the free clinic to get a shot of penicillin.
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12 years ago
I agree with jester on this.
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12 years ago
Well opening this topic was a lot faster (10x) than it has been the last few nights
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12 years ago
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motorheadFat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
That you might be doing something primarily for sexual pleasure carries a connotation you don't want discussed at cocktail parties after the age of 22. Some of what goes on in SC's (except for Ohio) might be against the law, and you don't want that tag.
There aren't really many socially tabu things out there besides inappropriate behavior with children or priests, paying women for sexual favors, or watching naked women perform. Maybe cockfights and U.S. Banking system controls could be added to the list.
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12 years ago
Hes = has. Must be secret code.
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12 years ago
$10,000 is a lot of money to blow on a "whore mongering" road trip. Seems like it would get a bit old after 3 days and $5,000.
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12 years ago
hahaha...
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12 years ago
Obviously, the next version of this thread has to do with endowment.
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12 years ago
Dumb ass. He should have asked her if she did extra's first.
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12 years ago
The relationship you build with a stripper is akin to one you would build with a gas pump at the convenience store, so get in there and get the job done without wasting a lot of cash. If she regularly does extras, she will initiate the actionable extra, or explain her pricing structure for same.
If you are going to have to convert her, beware that it can take awhile and cost a bundle. If after three hot dance sessions she is not suggesting some unpublished prices, you might want to just come out and ask her if she ever sucks guys off ITC. If you get thrown out of the club for asking, go find another club.
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12 years ago
Wow that ice must have been on Viagra so it could last all night.
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12 years ago
Yeah, well don't go to clubs in bad parts of town after dark, and especially around 2am. Avoid using cards in SC's - these are not people you can trust; even the dancers lie to you.
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12 years ago
Probably the Tampa Convention and Visitors Bureau asked for a clean up so the city wouldn't lose its reputation for good looking stripper/hookers.
Those were some bad lookin' babes! I think the 61yo is #8.
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12 years ago
After the cover and 1 drink, your burn rate cannot exceed $3 per hour.
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12 years ago
I second the motions made by gmd and pablo.
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12 years ago
Ultimate stripper shit!
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12 years ago
hahaha, fish I Googled Tilted Kilt...several in the DFW metroplex - kinda like plaid Hooters. Lame. Try CL MW4MW.
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12 years ago
75+45+80, or something like that.
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12 years ago
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motorheadFat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
USA did fine. I really felt bad for McKayla Maroney who typically nailed her vault routine 19 out of 20 times in practice, but came up short in competition with no medal. The agony of defeat.
Not likely that much taxpayer money goes toward Olympic teams in USA. Most money is raised from charitable donations to U.S. Olympics.
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12 years ago
Dancer stood up on the couch turned around and stuck her arse crack right in my face. I expressed my appreciation by spreading her cheeks and giving her a nice rim which was greeted by a sudden, and might I add, noisy release of gas. All part of the risk of playing in the nether region.
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12 years ago
I have been a semi-pro whore payer over the past 20 years. It was fun, no regrets. I am slowing down now because I'm not finding the satisfaction at SC's like I used to.
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12 years ago
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motorheadFat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
I liked the part of "stomp" where the guys had the 55 gallon drums strapped to their feet and walked. Maybe that could be a new Olympic sport in the future.
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12 years ago
Years ago a group of golfers were sitting at the stage of a local juice bar. They were pretty drunk from the golf, and one guy was giving a dancer shit about her weight. She was thick. Pretty soon he started making pig-like noises. The whole thing gets worse, and she takes off a stiletto-heeled shoe and smacks him in the face with it. Cuts him badly across his cheek, and he is now bleeding quite a bit in the edge of the stage. Bouncer brought a towel, and fired the dancer all in the same motion. Dancer went into hysterics because the guy was bleeding all over the place. His buddies hauled him out of there.
I was told that he never returned to suggest that he was assaulted or intended to sue. Probably didn't want wifey to know what really happened. Got into a fight at a bar: that's our story and we're stickin' to it!
I was glad to see the dancer get fired because she was chunky and obnoxious. Inappropriate for a strip club. She shouldn't have assaulted the guy, but he was being a bigger ass than she had.