Does having a small dick and a wad of cash help with mileage?

As long as you have a wad of cash, dick size doesn't matter.:)

microdong sounds awfully small; not even a wad of benjamins is gonna make a difference.

As SC says, dancers will always prefer a wad of cash to a big dick.

what shadow said... only the size of you bank roll matters

As long as the dancer can find it.

No really, I think this is the real deal. I mean, I have a small dick, and I'm generally carrying at *least* $400 with me when I'm doing serious clubbing. The girls take one look at those, and they're all over me. I mean, empirical data is its own evidence, and correlation equals causation, right?

Seriously, I think all you guys should try it. Cut your dicks in half and see what happens. I bet you get *lots* more mileage. Don't forget the money, though, otherwise you'll be missing the other crucial ingredient to success. Wouldn't want to waste your time.

hahaha...

WTF??

Small dick help with mileage? you Loco Ono

lol you don't even need a dick - trust me ;-)
But you gotta have a bulge in the wallet area for guaranteed mileage

All I can think of is it must be easier for you to get deep throat.

There ain't no throat involved.

A small dick?

You're crazy. Dancers are always looking for big dicks to get a new boyfriend and have sex all night long. Many new dancers don't have a baby yet. They need kids to fit in with other dancers.

Obviously, if she doesn't care how big you are then either she has a tiny pussy you'll rip apart, or she only wants your money. hmmm, what could it be? I did meet one dancer who seemed excited by the chance of being ripped apart. Her words. She was crazy. I don't think she had a kid yet.

Hmm, well my last club I went to, I had a girl comment on the fact that my dick was big and wanted to see it in person, in the back (VIP of course). BUUUUUTTT, she was aggressive and no doubt just wanted me to roll out the green carpet (money). I doubt these girls care about your dick size whether its just for dance or you want sexual pleasure, its all about the size of your bank account.