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Does having a small dick and a wad of cash help with mileage?

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georgmicrodongJust a fat, creepy old pervert.

Yes.

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shadowcat

As long as you have a wad of cash, dick size doesn't matter.:)

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steve3003

microdong sounds awfully small; not even a wad of benjamins is gonna make a difference.

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londonguy

As SC says, dancers will always prefer a wad of cash to a big dick.

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mjx01

what shadow said... only the size of you bank roll matters

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Alucard

As long as the dancer can find it.

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georgmicrodong

No really, I think this is the real deal. I mean, I have a small dick, and I'm generally carrying at least $400 with me when I'm doing serious clubbing. The girls take one look at those, and they're all over me. I mean, empirical data is its own evidence, and correlation equals causation, right?

Seriously, I think all you guys should try it. Cut your dicks in half and see what happens. I bet you get lots more mileage. Don't forget the money, though, otherwise you'll be missing the other crucial ingredient to success. Wouldn't want to waste your time.

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gatorfan

Small dick help with mileage? you Loco Ono

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lopaw

lol you don't even need a dick - trust me ;-)

But you gotta have a bulge in the wallet area for guaranteed mileage

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mikeya02

All I can think of is it must be easier for you to get deep throat.

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steve3003

There ain't no throat involved.

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sharkhunter

A small dick?

You're crazy. Dancers are always looking for big dicks to get a new boyfriend and have sex all night long. Many new dancers don't have a baby yet. They need kids to fit in with other dancers.

Obviously, if she doesn't care how big you are then either she has a tiny pussy you'll rip apart, or she only wants your money. hmmm, what could it be? I did meet one dancer who seemed excited by the chance of being ripped apart. Her words. She was crazy. I don't think she had a kid yet.

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Estafador

Hmm, well my last club I went to, I had a girl comment on the fact that my dick was big and wanted to see it in person, in the back (VIP of course). BUUUUUTTT, she was aggressive and no doubt just wanted me to roll out the green carpet (money). I doubt these girls care about your dick size whether its just for dance or you want sexual pleasure, its all about the size of your bank account.

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