Fartgasim ???

Omg, lmao, bahahaha

Many times juice but worse I've shat my shorts while bustin b4.

Juice:

Only you can come up with some of the most stupid bullshit I have ever heard.

Farts can happen at the worst times. LOL. Yes, it has happened, the dancer wasn't too happy, but oh well.

I had a dancer fart during a lap dance. I stood left right then as it sounded wet and she(fortunately still had her bottoms on) was getting ready to flip and shove her butt into my face. No apologies from her and I did not pay her for the farce.

No.

Is that a compliment Pablo?

No, but I have farted in a girls face when we were in the 69 position. LOL !!

Dancer stood up on the couch turned around and stuck her arse crack right in my face. I expressed my appreciation by spreading her cheeks and giving her a nice rim which was greeted by a sudden, and might I add, noisy release of gas. All part of the risk of playing in the nether region.

M26 lol

Did you ever have a burpjob?

I had a pukejob where she barfed as I shot my load down her throat. We were in the bojangles bathroom so it mst hv been the food.

I've had many a dancer fart during a ld. They were imbarist. We both got a good laugh out of it. But no I have never farted during a bj