Sum twat was gvg me shat cuz I poked ovr a hundred strippr bitches. Wat i didnt mention is that was ovr the past 3-4 yrs and easily trow in another hundred bjs and hjs. I kno this is not unusual.
Well you can bet that whack job psycho Payer11 has a spreadsheet for this. He'll know the exact number, how times he had sex with them, average cost, total cost, total cost adjusted for inflation, number of times before any given date and number of times after. (He's just a but obsessive and creepy that way.)
@Stiletto: Well, in my case, it's because I've been known to spend time in clubs where the clientele actually talks like that. It ain't hard once you get used to it.
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What language are you speaking?
I cnat unerdsantd yuor saepch or yuor witrting.
I dnot bleeive you fcuekd one hdnuerd srtpipers. I say blulhsit.
Oh, wait...
Have to agree. Doug hit a homerun.
Yes, I know, it's pathetic. :)
I've lost track. I can't remember how many I fucked in the last 24 months, nevermind historically.