Time and money wasted

13 comments

• Dougster

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  12 years ago

  Yep, seems like quite a bit of money until you ask yourself what you could have spent it on instead. Then you realize there are fewer things in life as worth spending money on as a fine whore.
• Revolution

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  12 years ago

  I gave up my monthly massage and several trips a week to my favorite drinking hole. I realized that - in the end - pussy was what I was after at each of those anyway. Easy trade.
• steve3003

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  12 years ago

  52 and 35 ain't years to reflect or celebrate anything. Go fuck them strippers some more and come back when you hit 60.
• Digitech

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  12 years ago

  The cradle rocks above an abyss, and common sense tells us that our existence is but a brief crack of light between two eternities of darkness. Happiness is the only good. The time to be happy is now, the place to be happy is here,
• Digitech

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  12 years ago

  And the way to be happy is...boobs!
• gatorfan

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  12 years ago

  Strippers have boobs and customers act like boobs
• steve3003

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  12 years ago

  @Digitech and @gatorfan: don't know what you guys been smoking but them prose, leave it to microdong to write them poetry and shit.
• minnow

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  12 years ago

  gmd: If you've "wasted" so much $$/time on stripclubs all these years, this begs the question how much time you've wasted logging on to tuscl..............// Uh-oh, I have to log off, can't be late for church.....
• jackslash

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  12 years ago

  I spend half my income on strippers and booze. The other half I just waste.
• Dougster

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  12 years ago

  @digitech: very well stated, sir!
• georgmicrodong

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  12 years ago

  @minnow: Why, *none*, of course!
• dallas702

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  12 years ago

  I'm almost ready to offer a serious response to GMD's comments. Almost! I do think about the money I've wasted in strip clubs. The times I didn't negotiate, explicitly, what I expected and what price I would pay. The times I foolishly bought a drink at a price that would pay for another lap dance. The lappers with stuck up dancers I "knew" wouldn't do more than grind. But then I think of the money I wasted outside strip clubs - on women who insisted on turning off the light before taking their clothes off - on homes far bigger than I needed - on vacations to places with lousy SCs - and I realize the tiny amount I've wasted in clubs is truly insignificant.
• mmdv26

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  12 years ago

  I have been a semi-pro whore payer over the past 20 years. It was fun, no regrets. I am slowing down now because I'm not finding the satisfaction at SC's like I used to.