Comments by EarlTee (page 3)

I prefer "honky."

I wonder how many times I've fallen to "rapid induction hypnosis" without even knowing it. Those strippers are diabolical!

Let's see... Tomato juice, V-8, and Clamato Lemons and limes Celery Olives, black Olives, green, stuffed with pimentos, bleu cheese, garlic Banana peppers Pepperoncini Pickle spears Pearl onions Horseradish Salt Seasoned salt Celery salt Garlic salt Black pepper White pepper Worcestershire sauce Steak sauce Tabasco, Cholula, three or four other hot sauces Oh fuck, my glass is full and I forgot the fucking vodka.

As a proud American, born and bred, I must agree with farmerart.

"Anybody here partake in any other activities besides strip clubs?" No. That's all I do, ever.

"Got hit with some SS yesterday." Answered your own question.

Papi's recommendation of www.pharmacychecker.com is spot on. Prices change a lot, so I order from whoever has the best price at the moment. I have had no trouble with any of the companies.

I'm with chessmaster, your reviews are fine. More detail about what constitutes being "pretty physical" and touching "to an extent" would be appreciated -- that's likely the "missing specific dance information."

Because you do what your parents tell you to do, you should ask them, not us.

Wow... paying property taxes with dollar bills... what a brave act of civil disobedience... he sure showed those fuckers!

"I know most everybody here professes to hate lawyers." I'm pretty sure there's no evidence to back that up. (In general, TUSCL members don't subscribe to wild generalizations like "All strippers are whores" or "All lawyers are whores" or "All lawyers suck" or "All stripper suck lawyers.") Nor is there evidence to back up the assumption that the lawyer came up with the genius idea of the marriage. Lots of people know that in most jurisdictions one can't be forced to testify against one's spouse.

I thot that was a typo too.

http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/word-association/n8615

For those of you who are new not only to TUSCL but also to the Interwebs in general, here's a useful site: http://www.urbandictionary.com

She won't return your calls because she's busy with me. I'm starting to get tired of her, though, so you might have a chance soon.

My worry would be whether you said or did something that you don't remember, that might have pissed off your favorite dancers. Only way to find out is to man up and go back. Oh... and drink less.

Hoax.

Um... where is the blog that you recently started?

"Everything written on this site should be considered a work of fiction."

I would add T&A and Roxy, but alas, these are shitty clubs.

I'm pretty sure that pitch was a couple of inches low.

"Am I spending too much on this and going overboard?" - It is your money and your decision. "Should I ask if she wants to do something OTC?" - Sure, feel free. What comes of it, though, might very much not be what you're after. For her, it might very well just be a way to squeeze money out of you. "Bonus question: should I try to kiss her on the lips in the VIP or not" - Let's discuss in Study Hall. Right now I have to hurry to Algebra.

Yes, government should have the right to dictate morality. OK, not really. Is any TUSCL member going to say so in seriousness?

Ah yes, the opposite of this: http://tinyurl.com/nbrdagt

I wish all of these Kardashian-like no-talent "celebrities" would go the fuck away. The only worthwhile member of Ariana Grande's family is her uncle Rio.