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9 years ago
Racial terminology (part 3)I prefer "honky."
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9 years ago
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SubramanCar key and wallet dating your sister
From SW: Alltime Favorite One LinersI wonder how many times I've fallen to "rapid induction hypnosis" without even knowing it. Those strippers are diabolical!
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9 years ago
GimmicksLet's see...
Tomato juice, V-8, and Clamato
Lemons and limes
Celery
Olives, black
Olives, green, stuffed with pimentos, bleu cheese, garlic
Banana peppers
Pepperoncini
Pickle spears
Pearl onions
Horseradish
Salt
Seasoned salt
Celery salt
Garlic salt
Black pepper
White pepper
Worcestershire sauce
Steak sauce
Tabasco, Cholula, three or four other hot sauces
Oh fuck, my glass is full and I forgot the fucking vodka.
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9 years ago
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shailynnThey never tell you what you need to know.
OT: If you could live anywhere within the United StatesAs a proud American, born and bred, I must agree with farmerart.
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9 years ago
Casinos, nightclubs, bars."Anybody here partake in any other activities besides strip clubs?"
No. That's all I do, ever.
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9 years ago
Long Distance SS Advice?"Got hit with some SS yesterday."
Answered your own question.
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9 years ago
Boner pillsPapi's recommendation of www.pharmacychecker.com is spot on. Prices change a lot, so I order from whoever has the best price at the moment. I have had no trouble with any of the companies.
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9 years ago
A Member Commented that My Reviews Read Like an ADI'm with chessmaster, your reviews are fine. More detail about what constitutes being "pretty physical" and touching "to an extent" would be appreciated -- that's likely the "missing specific dance information."
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9 years ago
Back on the horseBecause you do what your parents tell you to do, you should ask them, not us.
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9 years ago
People think this is a free country............NOTWow... paying property taxes with dollar bills... what a brave act of civil disobedience... he sure showed those fuckers!
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9 years ago
I know most of you hate lawyers but ...."I know most everybody here professes to hate lawyers." I'm pretty sure there's no evidence to back that up. (In general, TUSCL members don't subscribe to wild generalizations like "All strippers are whores" or "All lawyers are whores" or "All lawyers suck" or "All stripper suck lawyers.") Nor is there evidence to back up the assumption that the lawyer came up with the genius idea of the marriage. Lots of people know that in most jurisdictions one can't be forced to testify against one's spouse.
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9 years ago
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Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
What the fuck ?I thot that was a typo too.
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9 years ago
What did you say n.........?http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/word-association/n8615
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9 years ago
Plus Size (BBW) Strip ClubFor those of you who are new not only to TUSCL but also to the Interwebs in general, here's a useful site:
http://www.urbandictionary.com
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9 years ago
A Woman My Own AgeShe won't return your calls because she's busy with me. I'm starting to get tired of her, though, so you might have a chance soon.
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9 years ago
Need AdviceMy worry would be whether you said or did something that you don't remember, that might have pissed off your favorite dancers. Only way to find out is to man up and go back. Oh... and drink less.
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9 years ago
Darwin wins Darwin Awards.Hoax.
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9 years ago
Stripper AMA (ask me anything)Um... where is the blog that you recently started?
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9 years ago
This is sooooo not Brilliant!"Everything written on this site should be considered a work of fiction."
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9 years ago
Best Phoenix Area Strip Club to feature Latinas ?I would add T&A and Roxy, but alas, these are shitty clubs.
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9 years ago
Ever see a hot girl throw a perfect opening pitch?I'm pretty sure that pitch was a couple of inches low.
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9 years ago
Newbie, going too hard for one dancer?"Am I spending too much on this and going overboard?" - It is your money and your decision.
"Should I ask if she wants to do something OTC?" - Sure, feel free. What comes of it, though, might very much not be what you're after. For her, it might very well just be a way to squeeze money out of you.
"Bonus question: should I try to kiss her on the lips in the VIP or not" - Let's discuss in Study Hall. Right now I have to hurry to Algebra.
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9 years ago
Should government have the right to dictate your morality?Yes, government should have the right to dictate morality.
OK, not really. Is any TUSCL member going to say so in seriousness?
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9 years ago
What are the best stripclubs in the midwestern states?Ah yes, the opposite of this: http://tinyurl.com/nbrdagt
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9 years ago
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motorheadFat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
Who the Hell is Ariana GrandeI wish all of these Kardashian-like no-talent "celebrities" would go the fuck away.
The only worthwhile member of Ariana Grande's family is her uncle Rio.