Comments by EarlTee (page 2)

Any dead is too dead to fuck.

God typically bets big on the Bears.

Come to my house and kick the door in, motherfuckers. http://xm42.com/

James, you're way off base. The odds are actually only about 2 zillion times higher.

When my love swears that she is made of truth I do believe her, though I know she lies, That she might think me some untutor'd youth, Unlearned in the world's false subtleties. The guy rhymes "lies" with "subtleties"? What a no-talent loser. He'll never amount to anything.

Everything someone tells you they heard someone saying they read about is true. I'm still trying to clarify how the black helicopters relate to Obamacare... stay tuned.

There is a regulation being discussed, to be put into place once Obamacare is fully in force, that will require every doctor's office to have hot naked nurses who will dole out blowjobs like they're going out of style. What a great country!

The guy's wearing a toga. The System requires a business suit. So the two situations are utterly unrelated.

I actually wonder whether we're undergoing a bit of a depussification. It seems to me (just an impression; I have no data) that lately on TUSCL there are a lot more club reviews and discussion threads describing bareback activities. By contrast, it seems like a few years ago there were lots of conversations about how safe is this and how unsafe is that... and now that doesn't seem to come up much. In fact, in the last couple of days someone commented about a TUSCLer having fucked a stripper bareback, and the comment was about pregnancy only, with no mention of infection. Again, this is just an impression I have. I could be wrong.

I am out of Phoenix until October, or I would do a scouting trip, interview some dancers, try to get the scoop.

Oh, this is really, really not good.

This question caused me to think about how much money I've probably spent in strip clubs over the years, and now I'm super depressed. I would give up clubbing to get *half* of that money back.

I need to know why you're asking.

Scandalous ! ! !

I've never been to a restaurant of this type. I guess it makes sense that strip-club patrons would generally not go.

I watched a lot of horrible shows as a kid, but even then, F Troop was just too, too stupid.

When someone asks me what my goals in life are, I always say, I want to be a little less creepy and a little less pervy.

We already knew Jared likes to Eat Fresh.

Thanks for the idea, motor. Now I don't feel so well. http://nipplesthatarehearts.tumblr.com/

Waiting for the "5 things men won't tell women about sex (but they need to know)" posts....

Italy's my choice as well, but I'll bet she's waaaay too skinny for lots of TUSCLers.

If you insist on fucking strippers, please always use a condiment. Malcolm Gladwell's classic article about why there are a zillion mustards but Heinz is the undisputed king of ketchup: http://gladwell.com/the-ketchup-conundrum/

For me, clubs in Phoenix are often *too* cold. I do enjoy the effect on dancers' nipples, though.

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