Comments by EarlTee (page 4)

I would get a semicolonoscopy.

Oregon is in the MIDDLE between Washington and California, out WEST. So it's in the MIDWEST. Cheeses, you people are dense.

"Neil Young did bash the entire south in his songs "Alabama" and "Southern Man" Not sure if Skynyrd was against him or supported him." That's actually an interesting story. There was mutual respect there. Ronnie Van Zant said he loved Young and Young's music, and when Van Zant died, Young performed Sweet Home Alabama at a concert.

I imagine that over the years Hillary has punished Bill in all sorts of ways much worse than cheating on him with intern-dick.

pensionking +1

Big hard fake tits... no, thanks.

Your first girlfriend is shacked up with Jimmy Hoffa.

San Diego strip clubs... all horrible.

The only gift for a stripper: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AbgPcwLTMWo

I'm not greedy -- I'd pick it up but leave 75 cents for the next guy.

Alas, the saddest ending, and the true one, is rockstar's.

Between real life, videos, and photos, I have looked somewhat carefully at 772,544 pairs of tits in my life, and I enjoy it as much now as ever.

I know virtually nothing about the Duggars or how the info about the incestuous tomfoolery got out, but I must say I'm surprised that no one is addressing Motor's point. Yes, those two are hot. That one sure is made up whorishly for a nice Christian girl. I'm pretty excited here.

Wow... this is horrible. I know that in the early 80s, when I traveled to an unfamiliar city, I knew in advance about the strip clubs I would try. But I have no recollection whatsoever of how I managed it. Holy crap, I've been a bad caretaker of my brain cells.

I'd let her blow me. But that burger with a hot dog, potato chips, and American "cheese" on it seems absolutely revolting.

One time, I was in the VIP getting a fantastic blowjob, and all of a sudden, with absolutely no warning, my dick fell off. Man, I was pissed!

I have 8.1, which I hate. 10 has to be an improvement, and it's free.

When I spent my first summer in Phoenix, I thought, I knew it would be fucking hot, and it is fucking hot, but whatever, it's sunny 300+ days per year and in January I laugh at the losers elsewhere. The second summer... not so good. By the third summer I fucking hated the fucking heat. And yes, absolutely get a car. Unless you live and work within steps of a light rail station, the public transportation sucks. And yes, Hi-Liter is best. But if you want more ethnic, there are plenty of places to go.

First of all, who the fuck remembers? Second, seriously, Estafador is right, there are (especially on TUSCL) lots of people who haven't "done the deed" (if "the deed" is fucking) but who have gotten enough blowjobs to put them four standard deviations (heh heh) above the mean. Third, regarding the title of this thread, what does this all have to do with perversion? (The calculator says "Tell us how many people you’ve slept with," not "Tell us how many barnyard animals you’ve slept with.")

Another vote for etsutwigg222 -- that's fantastic. I've been known to walk with the guy to the nearest fast food place and pay for whatever he wants Then I know he's really after food, and not drug money. One time a guy ordered a small drink, and I said live a little, get the large, and he said, "Fuck no, man! Free refills!" He was appreciative enough to want to save me that 30 cents.

A device that I could use to send/receive email, surf the web, take photos and videos, read books, edit documents... and is small enough to fit in my pocket! Fuck, that would be cool.

And the reason for asking is...?

I've always thought that Sandra Bullock was one of the most beautiful men in the world.

Uh, that's balls <> smarts. Stupid interwebs.

More balls by a long shot, but balls ? smarts.