The Crazy Horse

So I visited CH on Thursday night around 2 am. It was clean, the music was fine. The lighting was pretty dim. You could barely see the dancers. I had gone to…

Visited on Thursday evening around 9pm. The neighborhood is bad. You don’t want to be on the block at night. However once you get inside it’s ok (if a bit grimy). I…

The Venue: I have to be honest, the venue was very underwhelming. This was my first time clubbing in San Francisco, so maybe I'm just not used to it. Long single stage,…

Unfortunately this is the best option in SF right now for a full-nude club as it has the highest number of stripper-worthy dancers. And the girls here reliably get naked on stage.…

I visited Crazy Horse after nearly 2 years! In other words, this is my first visit post the modifications that the club has undergone recently. Some of the past reviews here accurately…

We flew into San Francisco for a concert and checked into the hotel. After the show, I had some time to explore, so I decided to head over to the Crazy Horse…

Came here after going to a concert next door. They waived the entry fee after showing my concert (it was a promotion on their website I believe). Soon as I walked in…

I had an opportunity to get out and decided on an old stand-by. Crazy Horse is located on Market Street, the main commercial drag in SF. I used to work about three…

Felt like I got scammed upon entry. My friend and I showed up around 1am. The cashier lady said cover is normally $25, but since there was a special performance that night,…

It was the first time I have ever gone to a strip club, so my review might be more amateurish. So, I reach there around 9pm, and Its completely empty except for…

Started at a local bar on a Saturday evening and felt the urge to go see some ladies at the club. The website listed 16 - 18 dancers working so thought the…

Back in San Francisco for the first time since Covid. My hotel was near the Crazy Horse and didn't feel like venturing over to the North Beach clubs so wondered in about…

Hadn't been to Crazy Horse in a while (pre-COVID), but thought I'd go back and see how it was going. Entrance charge was $25, price went up as it used to be…

A lot has changed here, but if you've been before and you have dancers you like, they might still be here. Came in around 8 on a Thursday. Cover was $10 with a…

paid $25 and went in on a Friday night at around 10pm. club was rather empty, with a few girls sitting together and one of them came over to talk to me.…

Not the Crazy Horse I used to frequent in the 2010s. The pandemic and then the ownership change to Deja Vu has obviously changed a lot of things. Anyway, before I make this…

The usual first! Entry was $25. Didn’t check ID. As you enter the staff will ask if you want VIP. The VIP area is just some seats when you enter. I politely…

Some of the dancers are lovely (depends on the night), and if you get to know the right ones, there's a lot of fun to be had. Cover charge is normally $25 (I…

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Went in on a Saturday evening around 9:30 PM after seeing an ATFs name on the list of dancers. Walked in, paid the cover fee of $25 and unfortunately she wasn't there.…

Came in on a Friday evening. You have to wait for them to buzz you in. Cover charge $20 then they give you a wristband. It was pretty busy with the front rows…

In town for a concert and thought I’d stop by my old stomping grounds (some old timers out there will know how it was in the early 10’s in the day shift…

Bored on a Friday night and have had fun times at the Crazy Horse before (especially compared to other SC in SF which are really bad/low mileage). PLACE: Got in around midnight, paid…

I was staying downtown for a convention at Moscone this week. I booked my hotel late and everything on the right side of Sixth St. was full, so I was deep in…

Stopped by mid-week a few weeks ago since I was in the area and had some time to kill even though I have not had a very good time here lately. I…

Firstly, for people who know this was THE spot a few years back. I remember it was $140 in the back room and extras friendly and the talent was good. Then SF…

What a dump the area has become! Politics aside, this place used to be a bustling area in SF, but now it's completely gone to shit. Came here after attending a Warrior's…

I came here on a Sunday. The place was relatively clean, nothing special interior wise, typical strip club vibes. The other guests were a bit sketchy, but that's to be…

It is my first time in San Francisco and I decided to go to this place based on the reviews here. I called the place before hand to find the cover fee…

I went back to this place after several years. Its the same layout as before but cleaner. It is in the middle of a bad part of the city of SF. There was…

This is from a visit on Tuesday at 8:30PM. The cover entry was $10, quite reasonable. 8 dancers were advertised, but I only saw 6 during my brief stay.…

Prior to the pandemic, I stopped by CH on a somewhat regular basis when I was in town (approx 5-6 times a year) and this was my first time back to the…

Been going here for many years and have some good memories from pre-covid times. Unfortunately the Crazy Horse has gone downhill with both the management and girls. $20-30 cover depending on what…

Stopped by in a weekday night and the club was pretty dead. After paying the $20 cover, I walked in and there were just a few girls sitting at tables near the…

I went to the Crazy Horse on a Wednesday evening and I spent most of the whole night there. It was an enjoyable atmosphere where the ladies came around and would…

Crazy horse has been my go to strip club since 2019. I have always had fun visiting this place in SFO despite it's location in a shady neighborhood. The club itself is…

I came into the CH around 9pm on a Sunday. It was my first time in the club so I just wanted to check inside and decide how to spend my night.…

Went to CH 10pm on a Weds trying to get some wind in my sails after a disappointing experience at New Century Theater. When I walked in the block was pretty quiet…

I went back to CH on a Friday night. Entered around 7PM for discount cover. Only 1-2 ladies working that early. Action usually rolls in after 8PM. The current set up is…

I visited at the end of May. I hadn't visited since 2017, and had not visited any other club since then. As pathetic as it sounds, I was looking forward to talk…

I visited Crazy Horse on a Friday night. The surrounding area was littered with homeless people, construction on 6th St, and public drug use. I don't recommend parking nearby or driving to…

Had some time to kill after a Giants game so I headed to the Crazy Horse. As others have mentioned—neighborhood feels pretty rough. I live in NYC so I feel like I’m…

This was my first time back at Crazy Horse in about four years. There have been a lot of changes during that time. First, there is no longer a day shift. The…

I went back to Crazy Horse for the first time in 8 months. This place has changed A LOT. Whether you think the changes are good or bad depends on what…

Crazy horse is decent strip club in a sketchy area on market Street with nothing else really around. If you want to drink, you're gonna have to pregame because they don't…

Rolled up alone on a weeknight so I knew what to expect. The neighborhood is awful and getting to and from the club was sketchy. Inside it was pretty run down, also…

First trip back to Crazy Horse in five months. Formerly my home club, but Deja Vu ownership and Covid changed that. There have been some changes, mostly positive ones. Maybe it is…

First time visiting in a few years, the venue was significantly more empty than pre pandemic (although this may have just been the fact that it was early on a Wednesday evening).…

I have gotten a lot of high mileage dances in the pre-covid years. Close contact and lot sucking, extra's on the menu from women. This last saturday was the worst experience I…

So I have been to Crazy Horse pre-pandemic, but this was the first time visiting post-pandemic. The layout is the same, they operate in the same way, still have the 6-8pm free…

CH Visited 2/1/23 It had been a couple of months since my last SC visit and I was getting that itch so when an opportunity presented itself, albeit a time constrained one, I headed…

Happened to be in SF recently, and CH was within a short distance of my hotel. So I was curious and decided to visit. The place itself looks very run down, which…

Beware that coming to Crazy Horse during "off hours" could leave you very disappointed. I have been to Crazy Horse before (see my review here: https://tuscl.net/review.php?id=388740) and I decided to make a second…

The place: I ended up here on a Sunday evening around 9pm. Very nice and polite gal working the door and seemed appreciative when I tipped her a few bucks after…

I visited on a Tuesday night. The place is next to 6th St and Market St, which is known for the homeless people and open drug use. No parking available, but even…

First time going to club. It was $15 to get in which was cool. I was greeted right after paying by a gorgeous girl. She definitely marked me cause as soon as…

I am fairly new to the SC scene. My review may be helpful to newer people but less so for veterans. I was visiting the area on a business trip and decided to…

I’ve stopped in to CH on and off for many years and it’s the worst it has ever been. Staff is nice and so are some of the girls, but most of…

I hadn't been back to CH since pre Covid so decided to go for a scouting mission on Monday evening. The club itself has been bought by Deja Vu so I…

Did not have a good time at Crazy Horse last night. The basic information on the Crazy Horse page here is mostly wrong. Ever since Covid their hours begin at 6 PM…