The Crazy Horse
980 Market St San Francisco, CA 94102

Not as good as it once was…

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nkkgutb
Jan 14, 2025, 3:41 PM
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Visited: Thursday Evening

Visited on Thursday evening around 9pm. The neighborhood is bad. You don’t want to be on the block at night. However once you get inside it’s ok (if a bit grimy).

 

I paid cover (~$20), got some singles, and sat by the stage. There is a lounge area but there is an upcharge to enter. The dances on stage were ok and quality of the girls was definitely mixed. The performers skewed older. After a few dances I was approached by a thin, black girl who offered a personal dance. She had a great smile and had the best body I had seen that night. I accepted and was taken to the back area and was given the price list. The prices I was quoted were all significantly higher than what was posted on the walls. I went with a topless lap dance for $60 which was enjoyable with lots of touching.

 

I was then upsold to a private room for 30 minutes for $300 with full nudity. Again there was lots of contact although overpriced for what it was. After 30 minutes of very heavy grinding I was satisfied and tipped the girl $60 and headed out.

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