The Crazy Horse
980 Market St San Francisco, CA 94102

Gone downhill

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palmtrees
Oct 3, 2023, 10:54 PM
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Visited: Saturday Evening

Been going here for many years and have some good memories from pre-covid times. Unfortunately the Crazy Horse has gone downhill with both the management and girls.

 

$20-30 cover depending on what time you come in. There’s a new seating area in the back which I like, but they charge you $10-15 to sit there, so everyone sits in the front area by the stage. It’s awkward for a girl to come up and offer dances while another girl is on stage.

 

The girls are mostly rip-offs and liars but there are still some gems to be found. Hit the PMs if you want to compare notes. I rarely take a back room chance with a random anymore at CH, been ripped off too many times. Most girls are charging $60-80 for a simple lap dance now. It’s just not worth it.

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