The Crazy Horse
980 Market St San Francisco, CA 94102

"SF has become a dump" - Me (a local)

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Jan 26, 2024, 2:40 PM
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Visited: Thursday Evening

What a dump the area has become! Politics aside, this place used to be a bustling area in SF, but now it's completely gone to shit. Came here after attending a Warrior's game and decided to park on one of the nearby streets. Literally as soon as we get out the car, human shit on the side walk! Tons of homeless and tweakers out with encampments lining the alleys. By now, it was close to 11pm on a Thursday as we trekked our way to the club, navigating a person in a wheel chair pissing themselves.

 

Finally, we get to the club and had to be buzzed in by the front desk. Showed our ticket stubs from our phones and we're granted free admission. Immediately past the front desk, you walk into the club and it's still the same basic layout with the juice bar on the left, VIP seating/booths at the front, and the stage all the way at the back with stadium seating lining both sides.

 

This club looks clean, but it was depressing as there were only 4 PLs there with maybe 5 dancers working. The website showed more, but we only met 4. On stage was a pretty brunette who was all natural and with a semi thick build. Her name was Electra and was probably the best looking dancer of the evening. Tipped her during her stage show and she would come down from the stage and give me a mini lap dance, grinding her ass on my junk.

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