The Crazy Horse
980 Market St San Francisco, CA 94102

Fun Trip To Crazy Horse, Got What I Came For

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Sfclubguy7
Jan 20, 2024, 5:14 PM
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Visited: Sunday Evening

I came here on a Sunday. The place was relatively clean, nothing special interior wise, typical strip club vibes. The other guests were a bit sketchy, but that's to be expected in this part of downtown San Francisco. Music was decent, bouncers were friendly.

 

There were about 5 dancers ranging from 5-8's I'd say, maybe one 9, no 10's. There was a short white girl that was very cute, 8 or 9, but seemed like a newbie. I got a lap dance from her for $80. It was topless, but low mileage. Little to no grinding, mostly just moving around. I asked if she did more but she said no, so I moved on to the next one.

 

Another white girl, 5"6 or so, approached me. We went into the "dirty booth" for a 30min VIP. This was high mileage, very worth it. Full nude, got everything I came for. I'd come back to see her again.

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