The Crazy Horse
980 Market St San Francisco, CA 94102

Solid lap dance in a sketchy neighborhood

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JohnFigueroa12
Apr 30, 2023, 12:27 PM
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Visited: Monday After Midnight

Rolled up alone on a weeknight so I knew what to expect. The neighborhood is awful and getting to and from the club was sketchy. Inside it was pretty run down, also to be expected. There's like movie theater style seats surrounding the stage. There weren't nearly enough people to make that choice sensible but maybe they get busier on weekends. No alcohol at this club, the manager/DJ was a cool guy, and a good conversation. Solid music choices if you like rock/metal.

 

Seemed like some dudes were there just for people watching.

 

The stage shows were fine, dancers gave everyone solid attention. Watched about 2 cycles before deciding on one dancer w/a choker and inflatables who seemed very game. She quoted me for 15 min of VIP time and I accepted. Dance was high contact and good quality. Was offered a few levels of extras (starting at $200) which I declined. Felt great about the money spent and the service. Left happy.

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Solid lap dance in a sketchy neighborhood