The Crazy Horse
980 Market St San Francisco, CA 94102

A positively weird first visit to this club

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WilsonReal
Jan 18, 2024, 1:17 PM
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Visited: Tuesday After Midnight

It is my first time in San Francisco and I decided to go to this place based on the reviews here. I called the place before hand to find the cover fee which is $20 on a Monday after midnight. I drove to this place, but it looks like there is some construction going on the Market street and so no cars were allowed on that street. The google maps would take me to some other street, so it took me about 15mins to realize where the entrance of the club was. To go to the entrance, I should park the car in a different street and walk over to the club entrance (which is about a 3min walk). However because I went to this place on a Monday after midnight, the streets were full of homeless people and I decided not to risk walking over to the club and came back. So if you are a first time visitor and going to this place late night, I suggest you to call the club ahead and get some directions for parking/entrance before hand.

 

I went to this place again after midnight the next day on Tuesday. This time, I know where to park exactly and how much should I be walking. Even though this club is in a shady area, the main entrance of the club is securely locked and can be remotely opened by the lobby receptionist based on who is trying to enter. After entering I paid a cover fee of $25 and there was a hot russian dancer in the lobby. She asked me if I wanted to go for a dance but since this is my first time visiting, I said I wanted to check the place first. Also there are no drinks at this club since this is a full-nude club.

 

After entering the main stage area (which is long rectangular stage with tables on either side), I realized I am the only patron in the entire club and there are 4 more girls sitting in the lap dance area. In total, there are 5 girls (1 russian, 2 asian girls and 2 american girls) working that night. The asian girls were skinny/petite, russian girl was petite with big ass and the 2 american girls were a bit on the plus side with big boobs and big asses. Right after the main dancing stage, there were non-nude lap dance couches and each dance costs $20/song. In the room next to the main stage area, there are couches for top-less lap dances which costs $40/song. And in the room next to the top-less lap dance area is the $100/3songs private lap dance area (the girls cannot get full nude even in these private spaces). Next to the private lap dance area is the VIP room which costs about $160/15min plus the room fee (~$20). This club has a promotion on Tuesdays, so they waived the room fee for me.

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